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    • Mice Shop

      8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I'm sitting up at my desk at work when I notice a list of on-site phone number extensions, including one to a "mice shop."
      I'm... a little afraid to dial this extension to find out exactly what that is.


      OH GAWD

    • 8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Prism Glasses

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      Myshu chupariffic

      Just found this tonight:

      Deluxe Prism Glasses

      The Prism Glasses turn your view to a downward 90 degree angle, eliminating the need for head movement. Lie on your back with your head on a pillow, and you'll be able to read a book resting on your chest. These lightweight Prism Glasses feature brilliant optical quality and are the same glasses that enabled Jack Nicholson to view the TV while lying on his back in the movie "The Bucket List".

      Now we can all watch TV while lying flat in bed like the cool kids*, no mirrors or flat-screen TVs on the ceiling required.

      *Like cyborg-faced comatards

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    • A Crack in the Bell Curve

      8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Time for a December entry, werd.

      A friend of mine who teaches a history class at a community college had this to share about grading finals this week:

      friend: Jesus Christ I put a comedy answer referencing "Friends" when I asked about Commodore Matthew Perry and someone picked it
      buddy: oh dear.
      me: Ahaha, what was it?
      buddy: Friends #164
      buddy: "The One Where Chandler Ends Japanese Isolationism"
      friend: Commodore Matthew Perry is known for:
      friend: *plausible answer*
      friend: *plausible answer*
      friend: *plausible answer*
      friend: *real answer*
      friend: "playing Chandler on NBC's "Friends," a show which most of you have probably mercifully forgotten"
      friend: literally that's what it said
      buddy: HAHAHAHA
      me: LMAO
      friend: and someone chose it
      friend: also someone else wrote out
      friend: "I love that show I tape it every day"
      me: Holy shit, does that person live in 1997
      buddy: i hope you failed them on principle.
      buddy: (i'm kidding)
      buddy: (no i'm not)
      friend: lmao oh don't worry friend
      friend: They did a good job of failing themselves
      me: hahaha
      buddy: excellent
      friend: lmao someone on this test
      friend: literally
      friend: made an 8
      friend: an 8
      friend: a fucking 8
      buddy: need to spend less time taping friends and more time STUDYING, clearly.
      buddy: jeeeeez
      me: That doesn't seem possible
      friend: Yeah you'd think you could shit on the paper and make at least a 10

      I love these little insights into the fresh dumb minds of college students.

    • Inspired

      8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      First journal, rawr.

      I'm actually pretty excited to join the community here, in my own little way. This isn't quite like anything I've been a part of before, and I can't say that's a bad thing.

      In that light, I started a secret art project--because it's no fun if it isn't secret. (Mystique builds character?) We'll just have to see how it goes.

    • 2019 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
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