Rawrg, remind me to never take an art commission like that again. Boring as hell and took up my whole week, so I only got to post one page of the comic (it's up where I usually stash 'em. One lousy page ain't enough for a journal.) By the by, I switched to comic sans font, which seems to be easier to read. I've encountered comic snobs before who are all, "blasrlgelsrawrg COMIC SANS BLOWS CHUNKY COCK, THE FONTS SHOULD BE UNIQUE AND ARTISTIC" and argh, man, I can't get that worked up over shit. I'm not lookin' for artistic integrity in a fuckin' speech bubble, y'know?
Well, this is my last post before I fly out on vacation, so I hope everyone has a bitchin' end of March, and if everything goes well I'll be back in April. Peace, dudes.
- Joined November 2, 2010
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Blargle
7 years ago
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Surgeon Had to Remove His Own Appendix
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There's pretty much no chance you'll ever be manlier than this guy, so you might as well pack in your nuts and fold.
(Use this thread as an opportunity to prove me wrong with other tales of testicular fortitude.)16 replies
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Imperfect Attendance
7 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
Another tale from my friend in higher education:
friend: I have a class of like 35 people
friend: ten people came
friend: and then before class was over, three just left
friend: just WALKED OUT
friend: and after the first couple I thought
friend: "I swear to GOD"
friend: "If another person leaves, I am BREAKING IT OFF in this class's ASS"
friend: and
friend: another one left
friend: so I said
friend: "Everyone take out a piece of PAPER"
friend: "the quiz tomorrow is off, if you are here right now you have passed it with a one hundred, if you are not here right now, you have FAILED it. tell your friends"
friend: So the next class I open up with a very heartfelt discussion of why you shouldn't do that and the message that it sends, etc.
friend: And that if you want to just fuck off and leave just don't come in the first place
friend: This lasts a good five ten minutes
friend: And then I swear to god not fifteen minutes later SOMEONE LEFT
friend: and guys
friend: this is how I know I'm not a psychotic
friend: Because I did not kill that child
friend: I did not kill that child though every instinct urged me to do so
friend: In fact I barely even reacted
buddy: did you shout after him though
friend: No, what I said, literally deadpan
friend: was
friend: "I cannot believe this shit"
friend: Then I said "Excuse me for a minute"
friend: Took about five deep breaths
friend: And resumed the lecture
friend: my voice shaking with barely repressed rage for three minutes or so
Myshu: Good lawd, I would've dared somebody to laugh
friend: also I took everyone's name up at the end of class again and I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna fail that guy
friend: but it was all okay
friend: I was brought down from this pinnacle of rage
friend: when one of the girls from the previous day came up and gave the best excuse I've ever heard for anything
friend: an excuse so self-evidently and transparently insane that it has to be true
friend: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I left early. I didn't want to disrupt class, but I had
friend: a
friend: trunk
friend: full
friend: of
friend: dead
friend: puppies."
Myshu: ..........
friend: "That I was supposed to take to the vet to dispose of."
friend: at which point I fell silent, my hand over my mouth
Myshu: I'm a horrible person for laughing right now, right?
friend: Nah I guffawed pretty hard
buddy: does she really work for a vet
buddy: investigation is needed
friend: No they were hers, I guess, they were being taken to be disposed of
friend: and I said
friend: "Sorry about the puppies"
friend: and her boyfriend (he also takes the class)
friend: goes
friend: "It's okay, they were young and we weren't that attached to them."
Myshu: Well, uh... that's some psychotic consolation
friend: I was just
friend: Just fucking dumbfounded
friend: a trunk full of dead puppies
friend: like what could be worse than that
Myshu: Excuse of the year
friend: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I had to leave class early, I had to GET AN ABORTION."
chat: thats not as bad as trunk-full of dead pups
chat: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I had to leave class early, I had to GET AN ABORTION. The dead puppy-human hybrid fetuses are in the trunk."
Myshu: ...geebus crispies
chat: sorry if i offended you myshu
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Cross-pollinating fandoms
7 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
I don't think I've mentioned it, but I've been drawing fan-comics for quite some time. Chimera Quest turned five this past year, as a matter of fact, and it's fun to look back at the first fifty pages or so and see how shitty my art was back then. I've since upgraded to merely crappy art--I think I'm really getting somewhere!
Anyhow, if you like Final Fantasy--particularly VIII and IX--you might want to check it out and leave a shout in the box, harassing me to update the poor bastard. I've been neglecting it pretty hard these past two years (I haven't even paid child support.)
I've done some wacky crossover stuff with Star Fox as well, but I don't mention that in polite company.
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RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 13-14
7 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
Updates are gonna be sparse this month, since I'm leaving the country on vacation for the last two weeks, and I'm trying to finish a big commission before that. Gonna sneak a few pages in while I can!
page 13:
page 14:
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RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 10-12
7 years ago
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So... who won?
I'd like to do something like this with the Reds sometime in the future. If anyone has some good ideas for pranks, lemme have 'em (...just not, y'know, the hard way.) -
Technically I'm neutral in this conflict
7 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
Couple of things!
First off, Samurai373 asked to make a group for my comics, which I have to say is pretty flattering. Thanks again, dude! If anyone wants to check it out, it's here.
(I'm not sure what the etiquette is for joining your own fan club. I'm thinking "not." Although there's always a humor value to it.)
I wouldn't have made a second journal this week if not for that, but since I'm here, I might as well share some new chupa concepts.
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RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 8-9
7 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
Now officially unsupervised, the Blues engage in a different breed of warfare.
(That can's a little hard to read, I notice. There will be a clearer shot of it next update, for sure. ;) -
Revolution Ch. 1, 6-7
8 years ago
Myshu chuparifficNews
Short update this time, since this wraps up a scene and the next six go together. Gonna be extra fun drawing those.
Thanks for the comments so far, everyone!
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Revolution Ch. 1, 1-5
8 years ago
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Got the first chapter rolling, now. Hmm... shoulda made a cover for it. Ah well.
Wouldn't have pegged Grif for a good climber, eh?
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