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    • Blargle

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Rawrg, remind me to never take an art commission like that again. Boring as hell and took up my whole week, so I only got to post one page of the comic (it's up where I usually stash 'em. One lousy page ain't enough for a journal.) By the by, I switched to comic sans font, which seems to be easier to read. I've encountered comic snobs before who are all, "blasrlgelsrawrg COMIC SANS BLOWS CHUNKY COCK, THE FONTS SHOULD BE UNIQUE AND ARTISTIC" and argh, man, I can't get that worked up over shit. I'm not lookin' for artistic integrity in a fuckin' speech bubble, y'know?

      Well, this is my last post before I fly out on vacation, so I hope everyone has a bitchin' end of March, and if everything goes well I'll be back in April. Peace, dudes.

    • Surgeon Had to Remove His Own Appendix

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      Myshu chupariffic

      There's pretty much no chance you'll ever be manlier than this guy, so you might as well pack in your nuts and fold.

      (Use this thread as an opportunity to prove me wrong with other tales of testicular fortitude.)

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    • Imperfect Attendance

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Another tale from my friend in higher education:

      friend: I have a class of like 35 people
      friend: ten people came
      friend: and then before class was over, three just left
      friend: just WALKED OUT
      friend: and after the first couple I thought
      friend: "I swear to GOD"
      friend: "If another person leaves, I am BREAKING IT OFF in this class's ASS"
      friend: and
      friend: another one left
      friend: so I said
      friend: "Everyone take out a piece of PAPER"
      friend: "the quiz tomorrow is off, if you are here right now you have passed it with a one hundred, if you are not here right now, you have FAILED it. tell your friends"
      friend: So the next class I open up with a very heartfelt discussion of why you shouldn't do that and the message that it sends, etc.
      friend: And that if you want to just fuck off and leave just don't come in the first place
      friend: This lasts a good five ten minutes
      friend: And then I swear to god not fifteen minutes later SOMEONE LEFT
      friend: and guys
      friend: this is how I know I'm not a psychotic
      friend: Because I did not kill that child
      friend: I did not kill that child though every instinct urged me to do so
      friend: In fact I barely even reacted
      buddy: did you shout after him though
      friend: No, what I said, literally deadpan
      friend: was
      friend: "I cannot believe this shit"
      friend: Then I said "Excuse me for a minute"
      friend: Took about five deep breaths
      friend: And resumed the lecture
      friend: my voice shaking with barely repressed rage for three minutes or so
      Myshu: Good lawd, I would've dared somebody to laugh
      friend: also I took everyone's name up at the end of class again and I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna fail that guy
      friend: but it was all okay
      friend: I was brought down from this pinnacle of rage
      friend: when one of the girls from the previous day came up and gave the best excuse I've ever heard for anything
      friend: an excuse so self-evidently and transparently insane that it has to be true
      friend: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I left early. I didn't want to disrupt class, but I had
      friend: a
      friend: trunk
      friend: full
      friend: of
      friend: dead
      friend: puppies."
      Myshu: ..........
      friend: "That I was supposed to take to the vet to dispose of."
      friend: at which point I fell silent, my hand over my mouth
      Myshu: I'm a horrible person for laughing right now, right?
      friend: Nah I guffawed pretty hard
      buddy: does she really work for a vet
      buddy: investigation is needed
      friend: No they were hers, I guess, they were being taken to be disposed of
      friend: and I said
      friend: "Sorry about the puppies"
      friend: and her boyfriend (he also takes the class)
      friend: goes
      friend: "It's okay, they were young and we weren't that attached to them."
      Myshu: Well, uh... that's some psychotic consolation
      friend: I was just
      friend: Just fucking dumbfounded
      friend: a trunk full of dead puppies
      friend: like what could be worse than that
      Myshu: Excuse of the year
      friend: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I had to leave class early, I had to GET AN ABORTION."
      chat: thats not as bad as trunk-full of dead pups
      chat: "Mr. ____, I'm sorry I had to leave class early, I had to GET AN ABORTION. The dead puppy-human hybrid fetuses are in the trunk."
      Myshu: ...geebus crispies
      chat: sorry if i offended you myshu
      Myshu: (Delightfully)

    • Cross-pollinating fandoms

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I don't think I've mentioned it, but I've been drawing fan-comics for quite some time. Chimera Quest turned five this past year, as a matter of fact, and it's fun to look back at the first fifty pages or so and see how shitty my art was back then. I've since upgraded to merely crappy art--I think I'm really getting somewhere!

      Anyhow, if you like Final Fantasy--particularly VIII and IX--you might want to check it out and leave a shout in the box, harassing me to update the poor bastard. I've been neglecting it pretty hard these past two years (I haven't even paid child support.)

      I've done some wacky crossover stuff with Star Fox as well, but I don't mention that in polite company.

      *sips tea*

    • RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 13-14

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Updates are gonna be sparse this month, since I'm leaving the country on vacation for the last two weeks, and I'm trying to finish a big commission before that. Gonna sneak a few pages in while I can!

      page 13:
      page 14:

    • RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 10-12

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic




      So... who won?

      I'd like to do something like this with the Reds sometime in the future. If anyone has some good ideas for pranks, lemme have 'em (...just not, y'know, the hard way.)

    • Technically I'm neutral in this conflict

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Couple of things!

      First off, Samurai373 asked to make a group for my comics, which I have to say is pretty flattering. Thanks again, dude! If anyone wants to check it out, it's here.
      (I'm not sure what the etiquette is for joining your own fan club. I'm thinking "not." Although there's always a humor value to it.)

      I wouldn't have made a second journal this week if not for that, but since I'm here, I might as well share some new chupa concepts.


      Hope y'all are having a rockin' week!

    • RvB: Revolution Ch. 1, 8-9

      7 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Now officially unsupervised, the Blues engage in a different breed of warfare.


      (That can's a little hard to read, I notice. There will be a clearer shot of it next update, for sure. ;)

    • Revolution Ch. 1, 6-7

      8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Short update this time, since this wraps up a scene and the next six go together. Gonna be extra fun drawing those.
      Thanks for the comments so far, everyone!



      (I'd say Tucker is still a little grouchy from all the grave-digging.)

    • Revolution Ch. 1, 1-5

      8 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Got the first chapter rolling, now. Hmm... shoulda made a cover for it. Ah well.






      Wouldn't have pegged Grif for a good climber, eh?

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