Behemoth_

Male
from Honolulu, HI

  • Activity

    • TO THE ZOO!!!!

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      Today I surprised my little angel that Im taking her to the zoo today. she stared at me with wide eyes and was jumping around and saying "Yay the zoo!!" and I said "we get to see one of the god/goddess sence of humor other there." she ask me "what?' I said "the Platapus." she looked at me wondering what Im talking about and I told her that it the only mammal that lays eggs. she ask me why dos it look like a duck and a bever and I said that where the god/goddess come in and made a little joke and its still funny. she stares at me. I said u will understand later on. Im such a good dad. :)

    • What sould I have told her?

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      Just today right after I picked up Azzurra from School today, she asks me the question that gets all us fathers wondering what to say to them. she asks me "where does babies come from?" I paused and tried to explain to her, but I was stupid enough to say something completly random, I said "Babies magicaly appear in front of the mom and dad." then she asks "Then why does mommys have big tummies and say its the baby?" I told her "The mommy eats the baby to keep the baby warm inside and provide shelter for the weak one." she just gave me the look that says "I'm scared." , then she asks "hows does the baby come to the mom?" I said "the dad feeds her.", "with what?", "something you'll learn later on.", Omg I must be the worest story cover up of a thing person. what should I have told her than?

    • Happy New Year

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      hope your new year party went well, new things are bound to happen, and so on.
      I felt happy that I get to spend the New Year with my daughter, see her happy and haveing fun felt like I am being a good father. We got to pop a lot of fireworks, got ice cream, and pop more fireworks. She enjoyed herself, beside the fact that she only like the stick spark shooters and tried to burn all the fireworks that already popped and melt it into mush. I feel happy that she is happy. i wonder which side of the family that made her did this, I lit a firework boom for her and I told her to throw it far as she can, she decides to throw it at a police car, luckly no police was there. we ran, but we enjoyed ourselfs. so what did u guys do?

    • Should I be Proud? Yes.

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      On the last day of school Azzurra's school called me to come to the office. I got there as soon as possible, and as soon as I got there I saw her sitting on a chair and next to her a black kid with his dad. the principal said Mr.Bates your daughter punch Richard in the face." I asked Azzura why, she told me that bhe tried to force kiss her and that they are now together, and that she told him no and that she does not like boys and he tried to kiss her so she punched him. I translated it into english for her. the guy was yelling at his son for doing such a thing. after that the principal told them both to say sorry and go hug each other. my daughter is still haveing a hard time under standing english. so as soon as the richard tried to hug her she punches him again. this time two teeths came out of his mouth. after that when we were going home I told her I'm proud of her that she defend herself. but overkilled on the ending part. she said she ws sorry. I am very proud that I thought my daughter how to defend herself. Damn Proud of her even more!

    • the Momment

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      Hi guys. I finally got that momment from my daughter. she has finally said that she loves me, as soon as she said it I almost broke into tears. So this is how it feels to know that your own daughter loves you. I feel like I accomplished something in my life.

    • I've Won

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      It took me sleepless nights, tiredful days and I did it, I got my little girl. I accually thought she was Elizabeth's younger sister but i had a feeling she was more than her sister. now she is going to come here and be with me her father, I feel proud and upset, proud of have a child and have someone to work hard and become mature for and to get myself straighten out. I'm upset that I didn't knew that she was my own daughter, and that I was stupid enough to know why for one whole year that I wasn't allow to see Elizabeth, also not being there for her when her mom died. but things are going to be different as soon as she comes here next week I will spend everyday with her and try to make up the years I have missed with her. she is 4 years old, her name is Azzurra, surprised that she has the same taste of music as me. I haven't been this happy in a long time. I probbly won't be on for a long time. so take care all of yourself.

    • Sorry all

      9 years ago

      Behemoth_

      I haven't been online for a while because I found out that I have a baby girl and I have been trying to straighten a whole lot of shit with the situation, going to court to have her estead of her fucken aunt and uncle, who r fucken bastards to the child, she is 4 years old now. i finally found out i have one. so yeah, so i won't be that much online that much.

    • Tattoo

      10 years ago

      Behemoth_

      I just turned 18 on 8/3. so I am thinking about getting a tattoo. but which one of these should I pick?
      JFAC_COLOR_FINAL.jpg

      Or

      DanzigSkull.jpg

      Or this

      Eddie_Iron_Maiden_6718537107451.jpg

      so which one?

    • Related.

      10 years ago

      Behemoth_

      I found out I am related to 5 Knights, 3 Vikings, 7 Pirates and a Cannibal person.............when I found that out that explains a whole lot of things. what are you realted to?

    • i don't know

      10 years ago

      Behemoth_

      what should i talk about?

  • Comments (354)

    • MrVash

      7 years ago

      Holy crap, you're online!! How are you?

    • Ados_Jass

      9 years ago

      If you got one pic on your computer why don't you upload it D:

    • zero124

      9 years ago

      sup home skillet?

    • Behemoth_

      9 years ago

      wow lol

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      9 years ago

      yeah I'm like super behind on reading my friend's journals.
      I'm such a lazy bum sometimes lol

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      9 years ago

      whoa....wait...you have a kid?

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      9 years ago

      I've been doing pretty good, kinda stressed from school.
      what have you been up to lately?

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      9 years ago

      whoa...took me awhile to reply. oops. my bad.

      and the sky is up and life that too. what's been up with chu?

    • zero124

      9 years ago

      about the same man

    • zero124

      9 years ago

      hey man long time no talk how goes it

    • Ados_Jass

      9 years ago

      your face.

    • Spartan736

      9 years ago

      BEHEMOTH

      that is all.

    • Behemoth_

      9 years ago

      whats up?

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      9 years ago

      ello there!

    • lordlucifer

      9 years ago

      not much dude.. you know.. just doing what sundays require.. beer drinking and gaming.
      you up to much?

    • MrVash

      9 years ago

      Oh, ok.

    • MrVash

      9 years ago

      I'm kinda confused where the child came from like if you had a relationship.

    • Loredo85

      9 years ago

      I'm going to Poland - the motherland. smiley1.gif

    • Loredo85

      9 years ago

      Just tiredness - and some personal crap.

      BUT, I'm in Europe for a month in three weeks - so that'll recharge my soul smiley12.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Loredo85

      9 years ago

      You know, I'm not THAT great - but I cannot complain.

      Just some minor bullshit to manage - you know how life goes. smiley1.gif

    • Loredo85

      9 years ago

      I'm ok smiley1.gif

      Good to hear from you - how are you doing?

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      nothing much, just at work
      well I did just watch the Astronauts board the bus due for the shuttle
      but besides that, nothing much.

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      I haven't done either yet.

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      Good luck with your project. ^_^

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      I'm doing pretty good. I'm on summer vacation, but I have to find a job. How are you?

    • Loredo85

      10 years ago

      Hey - I was in a bit of a hole, but now I'm much, much better.

      Sending you warm hugs!

    • Loredo85

      10 years ago

      Hey - sorry, I've been a bit less social lately.

      How are you doing? smiley1.gif

    • Sindre1

      10 years ago

      Have a great 17th of May :D

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      sucks man

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      sounds like my life lol

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      ov?

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      ha well yea im just super busy!!!

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      same ol same ol work school school work

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      yea dude i hear ya..

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      wouldnt let me see

    • zero124

      10 years ago

      good man you?

    • gunfire

      10 years ago

      SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THAT INCIDENT,IT ONLY TOOK NORRIS 0.0000000000000000001 MILLLITENTH SECONDS TO RESPOND AND LITERALLY RIP BRUCES ASS OFF HIM AND HAND IT TO HIM, THEN HE BITCH SLAP GOD AGAIN WHICH ENDED UP KILLING THE DINOSAURS!!!!

    • gunfire

      10 years ago

      but....but.....chuck norris is historic.......you know the univerus was created when he bitch slaped god with his dick

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      i got no clue

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      eh, nothing really, wat did u want the pic for anyways?

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      sure

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      10 years ago

      Stever?
      *looks around*
      psst...who's that?

    • BrEaKmYhEaRt

      10 years ago

      not much
      just listening to music
      what about chu?

    • tylrlist

      10 years ago

      welcome to lamb of god

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      haha that is awesome.

      i'm at work, never work for your dept. of unemployment. Its hell.

    • Behemoth_

      10 years ago

      anytime how r ya? also thats pirate metal

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      dude, that is plus infinity awesome. Thanks alot man

    • DarthDonut77

      10 years ago

      At the time, it was a classical/spanish guitar thing.

    • DarthDonut77

      10 years ago

      I was playing music. :D

    • DarthDonut77

      10 years ago

      You, too. :D

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