Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

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    • niriall asked Becca a question

      The Squatty whatty?

      Answered: Feb 17, 2016

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    • ShadowscaleFTW asked Becca a question

      Why RoosterTeeth?

      Answered: Feb 17, 2016

      If you're asking why I decided to go to work for Rooster Teeth, the answer is that I was ready to write for a company that I care about.

    • Count3D asked Becca a question

      With AOIO back, could we perhaps see you make a return appearance?

      Answered: Feb 17, 2016

      I always have time for my OG homies.

    • RT Podcast Tangent: Pretentious Fountain Pens Reimagined as Sex Slang

      3 years ago

      Becca RT Torturer

      If you tuned in to last night’s RT Podcast, you witnessed the hilarious conversation about Burnie’s fountain pen, which then led to the discovery of r/fountainpens and thusly the advent of r/fountainpenis. Somewhere in there, we realized that a lot of fountain pens on the market have names that are both painfully pretentious and ripe for sexual innuendo.


      Here are some of our favorites with new sex slang definitions.

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      Noodler’s Nib Creaper

      Here's one for the elbow fetishists out there. It’s when you jack off a dude using only your elbows.


      Kawedo Ice Sport

      Similar to water sports, except cooler: let your lover urinate into an ice tray, wait a few hours, then lie perfectly still as they gently place the frozen piss cubes on your body. As things heat up, so will your desires.


      Alternate definition: When you’re on the peak of climax and your lover throws a hockey puck at your head, making you scream, “KAWEDO!”


      Omas Ogiva Cocktail

      A white Russian made with breast milk and stirred with a flaccid penis. Best served with a cocktail parasol inserted into your urethra.


      Visconti Millennium Arc

      Simultaneous partner broadcast of their sexual encounter via Periscope. Absolutely no eye contact can be made; only communication via smartphones is allowed.


      Pilot Vanishing Point

      When a dude paints his penis to resemble a Boeing 777, then recreates his conspiracy theory about the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.


      Edison Pearlette

      When the giver of a blowjob dresses up like a proper lady from the early 1900s and receives a pearl necklace all over the lace collar.


      Monteverde Poquito

      When a dude’s pubes get so out of control his erect penis barely peeks out of the forest like a tiny mountain.


      Conklin All American

      When you fuck a cheeseburger in a bathroom stall at a McDonald’s, burn yourself, then have to pay a shitload at the hospital for treatment.


      Platinum Preppy

      First, bleach your pubes. Then shave them off and store for later. When it’s time to go to the bone zone, pop your collar, throw the platinum pubes in the air, and yell, “LACROSSE!”

    • 3 years ago

      Becca RT Torturer
    • If It's Good Enough for Kanye...

      3 years ago

      Becca RT Torturer

      Gus has fallen on hard times, y'all. It's expensive to be a genius.

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    • 3 years ago

      Becca RT Torturer
    • Connor_Bruce asked Becca a question

      What is your favourite thing about rooster teeth and what would be the memory that will stick with you?

      Answered: Feb 14, 2016

      The Squatty Potty in the bathroom.

    • Sam_N asked Becca a question

      Hi, I have a question about your child! What's their name and have they done anything funny?

      Answered: Feb 13, 2016

      Her name is Clementine and she is 15 months old. She's starting to develop a sense of humor, and the funniest thing she does right now is hit her dad and then immediately do the baby sign for "gentle."

    • Rooster Teeth Valentines!

      3 years ago

      Becca RT Torturer

      Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and if you're like me, you totally forgot to get something for that special someone. Have no fear! Our graphic designer Patrick and I whipped up some cards to help you convey your sentiments in the most Rooster Teeth way possible.


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  • Comments (5006)

    • tonfatonfa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      OMG SISTER WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY LOL awsome... except i was born like 12 years after you

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      if i rent that machine, do you come with it?

    • 1Cid1

      10 years ago

      Are you going to be in reconstruction? And friends?

    • CountCaboose

      10 years ago

      That I'm pretentious.

    • raussno

      10 years ago

      I just found this site while wondering who voiced the characters, saw your picures and asked myself...Why would someone good looking like yourself not put a url link at the ending of each episode to show your picture off...You're fine.

    • Da_villain47

      10 years ago

      Do you have an award? And if you do, how does one obtain it?

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Never had that problem before. Just happened tonight with the new update.

      Also, jerk punk kid with your fancy internet skills. READ A TREE!

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      Hi, Becca, I saw your video response to my terrible dancing.

      ilu <3

    • endosun

      10 years ago

      Legend smiley12.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley11.gif

    • green_eyes

      10 years ago

      In my random internet stalking, I have just realized that you have the same birthday as my brother. Only he's a year older. Oh, how the internet keeps me entertained.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Dream Invader? Wasn't that a Freddy movie?

    • Spider_Jonas

      10 years ago

      do you give out awards

    • Ghost_Nova

      10 years ago

      Hey kido....Thanks for the LinkedIn request....I am honored...... smiley12.gif ......

    • Anihl8r

      10 years ago

      That is the best self description, ever.

    • Galim

      10 years ago

      who is your favorite street fighter?
      I'm working on a picture

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      "Operation: Hot Mother"

      /arresteddevelopment

    • Amanda

      10 years ago

      www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14936905

      i thought of you

    • MightyJ

      10 years ago

      You folks sure know how to make nouveau riche oil trash like my best friend and me feel like princesses.

    • smokeater1

      11 years ago

      big fan of your character in RVB. hours of laughter.

    • Amanda

      11 years ago

      the oxygen must have been restricted from getting to my brain, due to my massive boobs.

      I hope you understand.

      Also, who the hell wants it in only white.


    • pookie17

      11 years ago

      hi sister um can you be my friend i have so many questions :) thanks oh and ur awesome!!!!!

    • adammbommb

      11 years ago

      Hope everything is alright in Austin.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      11 years ago

      Srsly, tho, big breasts are highly overrated.

      /drunkdumbsleeptiemnow

      Post edited 9/12/08 12:36AM

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      oops, sorry i linked it to my post instead of just the image's page. My bad.

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      This isn't my drawing, but i wanted you to make sure you see it from the original artist first. He's pretty good. Anyway here you go, some sister fan art.

    • flash2000

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I'm seeing it at FF. I have no idea what I'm in for.

    • hajima

      11 years ago

      please be my buddy im very ok and have many stories to tell

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      heeeeeeeeeeeee.

      I'm going to buy that and tell everyone it's you.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      CAN YOU GET IT BACK??????

    • Ghost_Nova

      11 years ago

      I will let you know before hand....No one tells me anything either kido....

    • SNiP3R

      11 years ago

      im going to add you on LIVEEEEEE and you better accept it

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      That is seriously one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And they have no idea whose cat that is or why they even mummified it?

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      I want that cat...

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      I did not understand that as well as I thought I did. Let me ask again, why were you sad if you don't mind me asking. And if you weren't sad at all then I don't know post a picture of a cat.

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      I see, so that was either old or just you being you?
      (the funny thing for me is that i take Italian and i still understood that)

    • jason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      hahaha

      BET UR WRONG!

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      If you don't mind me asking, why are you sad?

    • zerokool

      11 years ago

      Hey, what's up?

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    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      It's in the parking garage across the street from Scholzs. (San Jacinto and 16th/17th, State Garage Q) It's on the 8th floor (elevator is in the southeast corner of the garage). If you have a purple checkered parking pass, it's one of those garages. It typically starts about 10 am gameday, and there's always a TV and satellite with other national games on before and after the game.

    • Rowen

      11 years ago

      triste


      oh no :(

    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Planning to drop by the Longhorn Nation tailgate? The wife and I will be down for Arkansas, Missouri, and Baylor.

    • Leus

      11 years ago

      That's some vintage shit.

    • el_shanana

      11 years ago

      Hey Becca!

      i am sad that your character is not on reconstruction (yet)

      i was looking forward to seeing you there!

      something really cool just happened

      i just realized that my birthday is 2 days before yours, so ill definately remeber to with you happy birthday when that day comes

      well, hope to see you soon

      and keep up the good work!

      Less than three (<3) always!

      el_shanana (gamertag: Xen Killer)

    • psk

      11 years ago

      You should have had Joel smuggle you in his suitcase. You totally would have fit. Yet again, they didn't show for the massive party...but that's ok, I think even Joel's liver would have had a melt down at seeing all the booze we had/that was consumed. We have something like, five garbage bags full of bottles and cans...and of course, we didn't think the garbage would be picked up, because it was a holiday Monday, so everything is piled up in the garage....can't wait for the smell to start, lol....

    • denzel639

      11 years ago

      hi my sis loves u and so dose her boyfriend but for differnt reasons lol

    • adammbommb

      11 years ago

      Hey Becca, it sucks you weren't at PAX, I'm looking forward to maybe seeing you next year.

      Here is a little something for your hardwork...

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    • The_Jules2

      11 years ago

      Can burnie set up a becca award? That would be cool.

    • The_Jules2

      11 years ago

      you are too sweet becca. Thanks for the compliment!

    • Zato

      11 years ago

      Only us cool kids don't go to PAX right? lol

    • discopete019

      11 years ago

      I had a feeling you were. I'll keep an eye out for the show, it really does look interesting. Thanks for the info. How's the cell phone assignment going?

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