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I don't like to come here..
but when something happens relative to my past involvements here.. it makes sense.. no?

Zippa walks into McDonalds wearing a "My Name is WADE" T-Shirt. Awkward conversation ensues with the person taking my order.

Zippa feels awkward.

Zippa walks into Bank wearing same shirt. Cute teller inquires about T-Shirt. Zippa explains.. he does not feel awkward anymore. Offers to show her this weekend. Zippa scores date.

Zippa is pleased.

Zippa spoke in third person.. and now is ashamed. He will go wallow in pity until the weekend arrives.
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