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24 year-old male from Edmond, OK
Hello my name is Brett I'm currently in the U.S. Air Force as a Crew Chief on a very special fighter aircraft. I'm twenty-two years old i love to read pretty much anything that has something to do with anything scientific.Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you that i tend to talk in circles but it usually makes good sense. I have a beautiful wife her name is Sawyer she is the best person in my life I love her so much. | Latest Post | |
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Haha yes!
Somebody wrote an obituary for their Fallout 3 character in a forum. I think it's damn funny so without further ado here it is!!!
Hutch McCool was a master at weapons, big, small, energy based, explosives... not so much so with melee. As well as that Hutch was a skilled doctor and an amazing liar. He was always a finessed, bloody messing fool with better criticals than the rest and Commando skills with the rifle. He made virtual children cry, co-authored a book that almost got him killed numerous times, and killed all the slavers in Paradise Falls.... after selling them 4 VIP slaves. On top of all taht Hutch loved to laugh. He burst into hysterics as his favorite robot ever Liberty Prime hurled nukes in the DC ruins as if he were throwing a football. He laughed as he drank all the Nuka Cola Quantum he could find so that creepy bitch couldn't have any. He almost cried (laughing) while telling Timmy that his parents wished he was dead. Love eluded him though as the weird goth girl in Big Town repeatedly turned him down, and Amata shunned him after Hutch killed her dad, and thus he lived a life of solitude and honorable brutality on the wastes. Hutch gave his life in the chamber of Project Purity, turning into that pile of goo that the Plasma Rifle turns guys into after a critical kill, giving his life so that the human race (and that one Super Mutant who is not retarded) shall never perish from this earth. He was taken from us at the ripe young level of 19 with Jesus-esque Karma.
Here's to you Hutch McCool
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Brett | | Occupation |
U.S. Air Force | | Birthday |
April 7th, 1988 | | Interests |
My interest are anything intelligent | | Gamertag |
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Show 17 More | | Music |
Rammstein Godsmack Disturbed Tool Korn Audioslave Drowning Pool Maroon 5 NIN A Perfect Cicle Rob Zombie Shinedown Stone Sour and alot more dammit. | | Movies |
300 The Jacket Space Balls Shaun of the Dead yeah well you know what i really dont feel like typing every single one of my favorite movies | | TV Shows |
Does RvB count? because I have a bunch but RvB kicks ass | | Books |
Next Prey State of Fear Timeline The Andromeda Strain The Terminal Man The Great Train Robbery-all By Michael Crichton--Halo_The Fall of Reach The Flood First Strike Ghosts of Onyx Contact Harvest. |
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