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Vapor th3ory Dicitionary for the stupid.
Kakashi Pwns' (Vaporth3ory) Dicitionary for the stupid, a slang dictionary with My definitions to defining your world.

I'm not gay seat
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between each other to show the rest of the audience that they are not gay!

Dan: I went to a movie with John the other day. John tried to sit next to me but I checked his bitch ass over a seat, to leave open the I'm not gay seat. So no one thought he was my date.
Jose: But I thought i was your...

Dan: Shut up bitch, or another five is coming your way

Jose: ...

Homoblivious
The state of being aware of another person;s overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar".

Homoblivious as ever, Nick thought that the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR. As he drank his apple marti.

Casually not working
Getting paid for forty hours for the week when one has worked less then forty hours for the week. It is best when casually not working is achived by legitmates means, such as leaving early for the 4th of july holiday with your bosses permission. Or you can just be like me and not even show up to work for that day.

Casually not working during the work week before a three day weekend: I usually Milk my lunch hour and can leave four hours early on Thursday and still be paid for them.
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