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Mortal Survivor: Chapter 9
Bad Men, Bad Camps, Bad Jokes
Team A is apparently talking about where Bo Rai Cho was to.
Nightwolf: Where were you?
Noob: I honestly didn't even notice he left...
Shinnok: Yay! Santa is back! Can we get started on my list!?
Noob: ... shouldn't you people tell me this stuff!?
Bo Rai Cho: I told you to stop sitting on my lap!...Although I like the milk and cookies...
Did you know!?
In one month Bo Rai Cho ate enough food and drank enough alcohol, to feed all of the third world nations...for four years.
Now you know!
Sub-Zero: So, do thou think he can march into my kingdom without some...some...line!?
Consequences.
Sub-Zero: Consequences!
Noob: Are you guys even listening to me?
Bo Rai CHo: Well how can I make it up to you?
Sub-Zero: Wear this outfit! It belonged to Mileena.
Four lube tubes, two Vaseline containers and several hours later.
Shinnok: Mommy...? They said family members couldn't come!
Nightwolf: Oh God! *throws up and starts sobbing*
Noob: *rubbing Nightwolf's back* It's going to be okay...
Kitana: I have the urge to blind us all!
Noob: Why did you make him wear that!?
Sub-Zero: it amuses me. Plus public humiliation is in the top ten ways to be the perfect tyrant.
I think that's an oxymoron.
Sub-Zero: It's all in my new book, "Tyrant's Only Friend: Yourself!". Only 120, 043 copies left!
I hate product placement.
Sub-Zero: *to Bo Rai Cho* Now dance for me!
Kitana: Your a madman!
Sub-Zero: I don't need you! I don't need anyone! *to himself* No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes...
Just for those keeping track at home, Island 6; Cast 0...I hope The Who doesn't sue.
Jeff Probst: I hate coming to this camp.
Noob: Oh it's you fuckface.
Jeff Probst: Good to see you too, cumlips. Get your team together.
Noob: Hey guys Jeff's here...Shinnok stop trying to suckle Bo Rai Cho.
Jeff Probst: Well, the next semi-challenge is to build a base...camp...thing.
Noob: ...well fuck...
Team 1 already got the news and is hard at work.
Kenshi: * curled up in the fetal position* No woman no good, no woman, no good...
Scorpion: So all I got to do is chop down trees?
Liu Kang: And provide the rope to drag it. Me and Cyrax will do that.
Scorpion: Well I'm no lumberjack, but I do know how to drag one log...if you know what I'm saying.
Liu Kang: How long did it take you to come up with that one?
Scorpion: Does it matter?
It actually does matter but Scorpion IS the leader after all.
Liu Kang: *sigh* No...
Scorpion: Okay, let's get started then!
Many hours of killing the environment later.
Cyrax: Why do I have to drag this shit if I'm providing something important already?
Liu Kang: Cause your the lowest rank on the list.
Cyrax: There's ranks!?...there's a list!?...and I'm the lowest!?
Liu Kang: Yeah we held a meeting.
Cyrax: Who's on it?
Liu Kang: Scorpion...
Cyrax: Well that's obvious...-
Liu Kang: Raiden, me, Sub-Zero...-
Cyrax: Sub-Zero isn't even on out team!?
Liu Kang: So? He's still a team leader, Kenshi and at the bottom is you.
Cyrax: This sucks balls.
Many trips and bad attempts of building a camp later.
Scorpion: I'm so beat. Looks good now it's finished though.
Liu Kang: Yeah, but let's move the stuff in to it tomorrow.
Raiden: Mhmmmm some "TLC" does sound good.
Scorpion: I think you mean RnR...
Raiden: Yes...of course...
Liu Kang: Laborer's sleep together!
Scorpion: Fuck.
Cyrax: Thank God for the ranking list.
Everyone heads to bed, to be awoken by a noise of cracking.
Cyrax: *whisper* What was that!?
Liu Kang: *whisper* I dunno, sounded like something crashing. Should we check it out?
Liu Kang and Cyrax: Nahhhhhh
Scorpion: Guy's check that out!
Liu Kang: Fuck!
Raiden: Thank God for the ranks, huh.
Cyrax: Double fuck...
Cyrax and Liu Kang leave while Raiden and Scorpion lie back down.
Raiden: The sky looks so pretty tonight...
Scorpion: ...yeah, where did the roof go...
The roof is heading towards the forest.
Nightwolf: This was a great idea, to steal their roof!
Noob: What can I say, I'm a mother fucking genius.
Nightwolf: What's that? A beer?
Noob: * to himself* Idiot.
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