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    • Artsy Poll

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      (woo, thanks to Brandon's last blog I scored a ticket to the screening after all! Life is good, friends. Looks like I'm rolling solo to Austin again, but that's cool. Anyone else gonna be in the area who wants to hang out for a night?)

      So I've got an open poll today, for you people watchin' who like to draw or paint or be artsy:

      What do you feel is your strong suit as an artist? What is your weakness? (and hey, no smartass or self-deprecating responses such as "everything.") That can mean any particular thing you do or don't like to draw, or a part of the process that troubles you, or something particularly easy for you that other artists may find challenging.

      As for me, I feel like an expert at drawing hands and feet. They're always the most fun part, and as I've drawn them I've learned that hands are one of the most expressive parts of the body, sometimes even as much as faces. Yet all the time I hear about artists (particularly some friends of mine, who are great at drawing facial expressions) struggling constantly with hands. It makes me feel odd because I always struggle to draw faces, and it can take forever for me to get a facial expression down in a way I find passable.

      But I'm curious about what you guys think of your own skills, so hit me with your comments.

    • Quote Log 15 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Avast, a Season 9 screening in Austin? On a day I have off work?? That sold out an hour before I logged on, alas. This is the universe telling me to quit taking naps.
      Psst, anyone have a spare ticket? Will whore self for movie *ahem* I mean, I guess I can't complain--I'll get to watch it on DVD with everyone else soon enough.

      Speaking of RvB, last Wednesday I went to a Mexican restaurant (mmm, wet burritos) and right off two of the waiters complimented my "Born to Take it Easy" shirt. Either that shirt keeps gettin' luckier every time I wear it out to eat (first time I wore it was at the Salt Lick for RTX's Sidequest), or Grif-swag just is too cool for these parts.
      It does suit my personality, at least.

      Zephira: How may light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb
      SaintNick: n+1
      SaintNick: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb can be expressed as z(n+1) = z(n^2 + c)
      Zephira: It takes two :c
      Zephira: One that's broken an nees to be remove, an one that's new to screw in
      SaintNick: mine's right too, do the math.

      Zephira: Hey hey
      Zephira: do deaf schizophrenic people hear voices
      themis56: no, they sign voices
      SaintNick: yes, but they all sound funny as hell, so they don't take them seriously

      Donraj: Ah community college
      Donraj: I go back to visit mine like once a year just to remember where I started
      Sancdar: in the same vein, i go back to check out my dad's balls like once a year just to remember where i started
      Sancdar: oh god no
      Sancdar: i hope nobody does that

      professor: I had a student admit to playing Phoenix Wright in my class secretly once
      professor: And I was like "Was it the second game?"
      professor: "Yeah."
      professor: "Was it the circus case?"
      professor: "...uh yeah."
      professor: "You suck."
      Myshu: lmao seriously?
      professor: YES
      Myshu: ahahahaha
      Mozz: HAHAHA
      professor: I was like "For the record you probably shouldn't admit that to me"
      professor: (it was after the course was over)
      professor: "It was just the once"
      professor: "Yeah yeah, you insult me by playing the circus case"

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Ask a Chupathingy

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      Myshu chupariffic


      Just settin' up shop, here.

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    • Psychopenalysis

      6 years ago

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    • Quote Log 14 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- these chatlogs are a little dated, I admit
      Haruhi2: man internet mans are really mean to Ms. Semenya
      Haruhi2: i'm not sure that anyone with ambiguous genitalia will ever stop defaulting to "A FUCKIN MAN" on the internet
      Mozz: WOMEN default to a fuckin' man on the internet.
      Mozz: and in track and field.

      --- speaking of ambiguous genitalia
      maggiekarp: one time
      maggiekarp: my mom found dickgirl porn on the family computer
      maggiekarp: and I recall her saying that she hoped it was her brother's instead of her father's

      --- Indiana Jones 5?
      DK: Jesus FUCK
      DK: no more
      DK: no more
      DK: Indy looks like a raggedy chew toy
      DK: sounds like a devastated Great War survivor
      DK: NO MORE
      DK: "Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and myself are agreed on what the fifth adventure will concern, and George is actively at work," he said. "If the script is good, I'll be very happy to put the costume on again."
      DK: That script: WEEKEND AT INDY'S
      DK: But no one trusts him so he has to PUPPETEER his DEAD FATHER
      DK: HARRISON can SLEEP the entire time
      Myshu: lmao
      DK: This goes as far as the DARING FIGHT atop a racing truck in Palestine
      DK: The corpse falls off
      DK: Five minute shot of it rolling and bouncing along a rocky road, dragged
      DK: DUH DA DUH
      DK: Mutt laboriously pulling it back onto the truck
      DK: The Russians
      DK: Mutt finally gets it aboard, and suddenly a CGI SNAKE pops out of the eye socket and makes a goofy face
      DK: He nearly drops it off again, but the love interest LUNGES and catches it
      Hermit: DK this is horrible and probably the only way I could watch another Indy movie
      DK: I do what I can

    • If you've got a good idea...

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Just do it. Don't waste time polling other people's opinions, or waiting for someone's approval, or sitting on it until whatever conditions you've fabricated are "just right." Stop telling yourself you're not ready, or don't have the skills, or the time, or that the idea just isn't good enough. It's already good because you like it and want to do it, and that's all you need.

      None of the things you're doing to procrastinate matter, and they're not going to help make your idea happen. Nothing and nobody can do that but you. You already know it's a good idea, so just get started, even if you're the only one who cares about it--even if nobody else gives a shit about your idea, because an idea is meaningless without action, something to give it life. There isn't anything inherently "good" or "bad" about an idea--it's what you do with the idea that ultimately gives it its character.

      So start now. And even when you've done your best and your idea has been fulfilled, if nobody still cares, that won't matter, either. You'll still have done something good.

      Because listen, we all know "Furry Red vs Blue" sounds supremely stupid on paper. You just have to roll with it.

    • Quote Log 13 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- The Lurid Origins of Dragon Ball Z
      Haruhi: I hate people who think Dragonball takes place in Japan......
      Haruhi: It's a fictional world based on china dumbass....
      DK: Dragonball isn't based on anything but the despair Akira Toriyama found staring back up at him from the bottom of a sake bottle
      L_Cully: There has got to be some kind of homoeroticism involved
      maggiekarp: dk's just jealous of toriyama-san's high power level
      DK: A sumo was halfheartedly rooting around in his groin for a dropped spring roll
      DK: Both were too drunk to kick up a fuss at this indiginity; at least, that's what they told themselves
      DK: Oh and he was rooting with his face, I should've mentioned that
      L_Cully: lmao revolting, revolting
      L_Cully: And what of Mister Popo?
      DK: After drinking, Toriyama had a violent walrus in the toilet, and in his convulsions he looked at his own feces and saw the face of God (Mr. Popo is an anagram of Mr. Poop)
      L_Cully: why was his walrus BLACK
      L_Cully: that aint's natural
      DK: Old blood.
      DK: You don't even want to KNOW how he came up with the Red Ribbon Army
      DK: Piccolo was created because he was dating this chick from Osaka who played the piccolo and was trying very hard to impress her and he was like "I'll name a character after you, just pick one" and she pointed to a rough sketch of Piccolo. And he said "Why don't I name him Piccolo, because you play the Piccolo? ^-^" and she nodded and then said, so casually, so casually, the words like an icepick in his heart. "It's the only thing you've drawn here uglier than your penis."
      DK: They broke up shortly afterwards, he made piccolo a bad guy
      DK: But he always held a flame so later Piccolo became good again
      DK: Any other DB mysteries I can clear up
      maggiekarp: dk what kind of junk does piccolo have
      Haruhi: not a penis presumably
      Haruhi: he's a namek
      Haruhi: they use their mouth as a vagina
      maggiekarp: :(
      DK: In the original test drawings of the series, Oolong was nothing but a pair of diaphnous wings attached to a raging phallus some four feet long. Originally, Oolong was to ejaculate a wide variety of substances such as thumbtacks, ben-wa balls, dumplings, acid, pocky, yogurt, and liquid magma to reflect his mood. Goku was to tame him by pressing a senzu bean into his urethral mouth. This vision did not survive puritan editing.
      DK: -Few know that Yamcha is based on an older boy who was on Toriyama-San's track team during high school. Toriyama said of this unnamed figure, "I found him to be beautiful, but dangerous. His assaults upon my body were both welcome and agonizing."
      DK: -Bulma symbolizes Toriyama's brief fling with a female engineer, Natsuki Oshimoto. Her general vapid personality are believed to be a direct assault upon Natsuki's character, which Toriyama described scowlingly as "tenacious." When given the first four volumes of the Dragonball manga as a festival gift, Natsuki Oshimoto read them and promptly hanged herself from the shower rod.
      DK: -"Begita-san was born at a difficult moment in my life," Toriyama confides over remarkably non-penile oolong tea. "I was alone and isolated, angry following Natsuki's death, yet strangely pleased. There was a local man, Akira-san, with soft lips and slim wrists." At this point, Toriyama defers, but it's obvious he shared some primal connection with this man. "We justified it to ourselves as insect extermination," he explains. "Akira-san would come over. I would writhe on the floor and scream, pretending to be covered in cockroaches. He would kick and beat me until all the roaches were killed." From this tangled web of abuse and lust came the character of Begita.
      DK: Obviously Toriyama is a haunted soul
      DK: No wonder his art is so subtle and beautiful
      maggiekarp: the sad thing is DK just copied that one from wikipedia
      DK: -When asked about his primary motivation for creating long-running antagonist Brolli, Toriyama responded cryptically: "Dicks on my face. Dicks on my face and in my mouth, my eyes. World of dicks. Odyssey of dicks."
      Mozz: Odyssey of Dicks.
      Mozz: including the Island of the Semen-Eaters, Polyphallus the Giant One-Eyed Monster (ho ho ho)
      Mozz: 20 years later, having lost all his boners, he finally comes home and shoots a bunch of guys in the face.
      DK: -"In many ways Krillin is closest to me," Toriyama admits. The setting sun touches the side of his face, highlights his graying hair. "He is me. A part of me." He goes on to explain: "During a biking accident at university, I severely injured my genitalia crashing into a traffic barrier. My body flew over it and was struck by a car." He laughs, the memory of this past pain long gone. "I lay in stupor, gradually coming awake. There was a jar beside my bed, containing a doughy, dumpling like thing. I didn't understand it. At last I asked the nurse. She told me in no uncertain terms that it was my left testicle." He laughs again. "As I lay there between this world and the coldness of Yomi, my testicle watched over me. Krillin. Who could better serve as Goku's companion?"
      maggiekarp: that's beautiful ;_;
      * Myshu clap clap clap

    • Quote Log 12 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- Final Fantasy VII
      Jack_Bauer: Seto got petrified because he smoked a shitload of weed and the mofo's still stoned, man.
      Myshu: helllll yeah
      Jack_Bauer: Give him like another decade, he'll come down
      Jack_Bauer: Serious munchies though
      Jack_Bauer: He'll eat Cloud's big emo character derailed face

      --- Blue Screen of Dick
      Myshu: ahaha FUCK I bluescreen'd, that was unpleasant
      Mozz: i'll bet.
      Myshu: Microsoft error report is as useful as ever, I must say
      Mozz: "SEND"
      Mozz: "DON'T SEND"
      Myshu: "You received this message because a hardware device, its driver, or related software has caused a blue screen error. This type of error means the computer has shut down abruptly to protect itself from potential data corruption or loss. In this case, we were unable to detect the specific device or driver that caused the problem."
      Myshu: This is basically Microsoft telling me, "Your computer ate a dick. We're not sure WHICH one--there's a lot of dicks out there."
      Mozz: "It might have eaten several. In a row."
      Mozz: "We don't know."
      Myshu: Great, and a bulleted list of suggestions too
      Myshu: * It could have eaten shit instead. Close any running assholes and restart the application.

      --- no shirt, no skateboard, no problem
      professor: So I had a student cut my class to play basketball downstairs in the gym today
      professor: and as I'm coming out of class, the kid's friend just whores him the hell out
      professor: "You got a STUDENT in there!" he says
      professor: "A student CUTTIN' YOUR CLASS!"
      professor: I just shake my head
      professor: and say
      professor: "Man, snitches get stitches."
      Mozz: XD
      Mozz: it's your duty as an educator to tell him this.
      professor: lmao I love that kid that skipped the class though
      professor: I probably shouldn't but he's just so friendly and belligerent about skipping it
      professor: Like I would've just walked past him on the way in but he's all
      professor: "HEY MISTER K!!!"
      professor: "Are you skipping my class?" I asked, not sounding too interested
      professor: "Nah man I'm gonna go get a t-shirt" (what the fuck?)
      professor: "You want a t-shirt?"
      professor: "No. Later, then"
      professor: He skipped my class.
      professor: Don't know the status of the T-shirt
      Mozz: heh
      Myshu: Wow.
      Myshu: I love this guy already
      Myshu: And you did NOT really say "snitches get stitches"
      professor: but I'm not upset about it
      professor: I just think it's funny
      professor: He makes C's and B's, he's obviously the kind of smart kid who doesn't really want to try that hard
      professor: I can deal with that
      professor: And yes I did say that but he didn't get a chance to respond because this idiot coach started yelling at him for having a skateboard
      professor: then he started yelling at one of my other students who runs the desk in the building for letting the guy in with a skateboard
      professor: "DON'T LET HIM IN WITH THAT"
      professor: "He wasn't riding it"
      professor: Anyway, this ass-chewing goes on for like thirty seconds, I'm just watching it
      professor: At about this point the kid who cut my class comes ambling out, nods at me
      professor: catches the end of the conversation, and says
      professor: "I didn't do anything!"
      professor: Coach: I know you didn't! DON'T LET PEOPLE BRING SKATEBOARDS IN!
      professor: This was just a huge clusterfuck thinking back on it
      L_Cully: Why aren't skateboards allowed in college
      professor: He brought it in the gym/physical health building
      professor: I teach upstairs there
      Angahith: because you can't just... dump it outside
      professor: Yes this was the impassioned argument the desk guy made
      professor: I settled for giving him moral support by shooting him a look behind the coach's back and rolling my eyes
      professor: Now I regret not making the "jerk off" gesture
      professor: but that would've been tempting fate I guess
      Mozz: heh
      Mozz: and remember
      Mozz: that coach gets a higher salary from the university than you.
      Mozz: you are a wise man, and know when it is safe to make the jerkoff gesture

      --- a dirty pun
      themis56: "Well if it makes you feel better, I submitted a photo of a statue/monument in Gettysburg, on my other user, and they deleted the deviation, suspended me for two weeks and said that I had submitted pornography."
      themis56: What is pornographic in Gettysburg
      themis56: is there like some statue of Lincoln composing the address in the nude
      Myshu: That would be a little awesome
      SaintNick: chinstrap pubes
      Hermit: Strategically placed stovepipe hat
      SaintNick: that's NOT a stovepipe hat
      themis56: or maybe there is a monument in tribute to the FORBIDDEN LUV of a Union and a Confederate solider on that battlefield?
      themis56: can love bloom on a battlefield? ;___;
      Mozz: love IS a battlefield, Themis.
      DK: "Four score and seventeen strokes ago, our foreskin slid back to reveal this cockinent, prime for fellation, conceiving a baby, and dedicated to the proposition that all positions are created equal. Now we are engaged with this great civil whore, testing whether that penis, or any penis so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met between the heaving bosoms of that whore. We have come and dedicated a portion of that field, as a final resting place to the millions who here gave their lives and dried into a fine crust that the penis might spew. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this."
      Mozz: oh dear.
      * maggiekarp clap

    • Quote Log 11 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Buckle up; this one's a doozy.

      --- once they get going it's kinda hard to stop them ...bowchickabowow
      Myshu: Oh hey CHAT, spot me here
      Myshu: I need as many euphenisms for sex as y'all can think of
      DK: riding the bologna pony
      DK: tripping the light fantastic
      DK: making the beast with two backs
      DK: schtupping
      DK: digging for gold
      DK: pressin' mattress
      DK: takin' dick drive to pussy lane
      DK: hiding the salami
      DK: getting to know one another
      Mozz: poundit poundit poundit poundit
      Alek: Wanging the Chung
      DK: having a wet meat party
      Mozz: Pink Plains Driftin'
      * Agent|FUCK has joined
      Mozz: oh, yeah, that's a good one, AT
      DK: traversing the chunnel
      Alek: Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
      bionicfen: VERBING THE NOUN
      Alek: Harry Potter-ing your Chamber of Secrets
      DK: performing the slick skin symphony
      Agent|FUCK: Stabbin the Sarlacc pit
      DK: crossing the spoobicon
      Alek: Riding the Bomb
      Mozz: spoogicon
      Alek: boobicon
      DK: flesh pretzel
      DK: engaging in vigorous carnal discourse
      L_Culleany: coiting
      Alek: And, uh, Pedro.
      Mozz: heh
      Alek: Pedro?
      Alek: Yes ma'am. Pedro.
      Mozz: you've seen Varsity Blues too, eh Alek
      Alek: yeppers
      * Mozz surruptitiously hides a Kurt Vonnegut novel inside his playbook and reads that instead
      * Agent|FUCK is now known as AgentTon
      DK: parting the curtain
      AgentTon: Parting the red sea
      Alek: Around the World in 80 Seconds
      Alek: Journying to the Center of the Earth
      AgentTon: Prostastic
      DK: taking the Big Whale to the Moon
      DK: Killing Tellah
      DK: Climing Mt. Ordeals
      Mozz: reviving the power of the ORBS
      Mozz: junctioning the GF
      Alek: Impaling Aeris
      L_Culleany: Summoning Odin
      Mozz: Listening To My Story.
      DK: Filling her Journey with Laughter
      Alek: HA HA HA HA HA.
      Mozz: HA HA HA HA
      bionicfen: Effing the Bee
      L_Culleany: Finding the Seagull
      DK: Satisfying Leblanc
      L_Culleany: Plundering the Phoenix Cave
      DK: Feeding Cid some Fish
      Mozz: Mastering the Job System
      bionicfen: Being Captain Basch von Rosenburgh
      Alek: Playing the Golden Saucer
      DK: Exploring Burmecia
      L_Culleany: Finding the Pink Tail
      Mozz: we would also have accepted Fighting The Pink Puff
      AgentTon: Puff puff~
      Alek: Finding the Huge Materia
      Mozz: Having Sexual Intercourse.
      Mozz: oh, wait.
      Mozz: oops.
      Myshu: lmao fuck you
      Myshu: (ah shit that counts)
      DK: Giving the Slab to Dr. Unne
      DK: Waking the Elven Prince
      DK: Exploring the Marsh Cave (ewwwwww)
      Mozz: Giving Matoya the Crystal
      Alek: Banging the Odine Bangle
      Alek: Playing Bang a Banga
      Myshu: Chocobang Hot & Cold
      AgentTon: Banging the drum slowly.
      AgentTon: Bridge Over the River Thigh.
      DK: Putting Cloud in a Wheelchair
      L_Culleany: TCELES B GNIHSUP
      AgentTon: Riding the rocket to Erectiontown.
      AgentTon: Thinking with Pornals.
      Mozz: Raising Ophelia
      DK: Unleashing the Id
      DK: Crucifying Chu-Chu
      AgentTon: Chu-Chu Pocket.
      AgentTon: someone out there has to call their vagina that.
      L_Culleany: Uniting the Democratic Party
      DK: Earning Fifteen Silver Points
      DK: Yanking Ozzie's Chain
      Myshu: ewwwww
      Mozz: Eating the Power Mushroom
      DK: Climbing into Kuribo's Shoe
      L_Culleany: Finding Schala
      DK: lmaso
      Myshu: Sleeping in the Enertron
      Alek: Mastering the Mastermune
      AgentTon: Minding the Gap.
      DK: Pouring Wine onto Toma's Grave
      AgentTon: Racing Jonny.
      DK: Delivering the Beef Jerky
      L_Culleany: Breaking the Time Egg
      DK: Tickling the Nu
      Alek: Beating the Green Jogger
      AgentTon: Feeding the pussies.
      L_Culleany: Tiger Apricot
      DK: Burning the Plant
      Myshu: Riding the Epoch
      Myshu: Ringing Leene's Bell
      L_Culleany: Laying the Master Sword to Rest
      Mozz: shooting the silver arrows
      L_Culleany: Catching the Fairy
      DK: Feeding the Red Yoshi
      L_Culleany: adfsdas
      L_Culleany: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh
      L_Culleany: Launching the Shell
      AgentTon: Floating the Peach.
      DK: Stomping Bowser
      Alek: Eating the Shyguy
      L_Culleany: Pressing the Witness
      L_Culleany: Presenting the Evidence
      Myshu: Phoenix Drive
      Mozz: Closing The Case, Cully.
      L_Culleany: Examining the Scene
      AgentTon: Bomping the Bullet Bill.
      DK: Cracking the Psyche-Lock
      L_Culleany: Channeling the Mentor
      DK: Meeting Pearly
      AgentTon: Visiting the Mushroom Kingdom.
      DK: Entering the Warp Zone
      Mozz: Using Cerebro
      Mozz: Entering the Danger Room
      Alek: Playing the Magic Flute
      DK: But Doctor, I fucked Pagliacci
      Stellaluna: Blowing the Ocarina of Time
      L_Culleany: Feeding Boco a couple of Zeio Nuts
      Myshu: Using the G-Diffuser
      AgentTon: Kuribo's Blew
      L_Culleany: Riding the Hiryuu
      AgentTon: Dry Boned.
      Mozz: smashing the pumpkins
      DK: Waiting for the Blue Shell
      L_Culleany: Squatting Down the Pipe
      DK: Entering the Toad House
      L_Culleany: Refusing To Let The Future Change
      AgentTon: Oohmba.
      DK: Removing the Limiter
      AgentTon: Boo Diddler.
      L_Culleany: Shooting the Rabid Dog
      AgentTon: Shooting the Duck Hunt Dog.
      DK: That'll Do, Pig

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