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    • Last call for chupababies

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Sometimes it's amazing how derivative fan-art can become. God help me if anyone at work comes up and asks what I'm drawing, because I don't know anyone who would get it if I said, "It's Kenny McCormick from South Park as a chupababy, a creature inspired by Red vs Blue, a machinima web series based on the Halo video games."

      At any rate, I hope everyone's enjoying this fine April 1st. Today's the last day to adopt a chupababy, so if you haven't yet, check out the thread for details.

      Sancdar: wow that was awkward: i decided to finally watch dexter, and it opens with a shadowy guy in a car cruising around miami talking about how he likes cuban food, and then he says "but i'm hungry for something different now" and it cuts to a boys choir
      Mozz: hahahahahaha
      Sancdar: i can only hope the show continues on in this manner!

    • Chupa Time 2

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      In an effort to knock out the adoption list, I'm drawing chupababies all afternoon ('til I get either too tired, too hungry or the cats try to eat me.) Anyone's free to pop in the stream and say hi, or just listen to my weird taste in music.
      edit: That's a wrap--drew six chupababies! smiley12.gif all you guys who were watching!

    • Late nite streamin'

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      It's-a chupa time!

      edit: Fun was had! Thanks to all you guys for staying up late with me--you're the best. smiley13.gif

    • Quote Log 38 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Monday night (that's tomorrow) I'm running a livestream around midnight, CST. Join if you'd like to see how babies are made.
      ...I mean chupababies.

      I know it's kind of a crappy time, but my work schedule is duly crappy. For anyone who wants to join but can't, don't sweat it--I'll try to run another one Thursday at a sane hour.

      DK: Our central air died two years ago, now we rely on lil' window guys
      DK: But there isn't one in here
      DK: So it's like 85
      Drew: ....
      Belle: man
      Drew: are you adhered to the chair
      DK: a
      DK: a little
      Drew: ...
      Drew: a little
      Drew: so if you stood up suddenly there'd be a sound
      Drew: a wet, meaty tearing sound
      Belle: A bikini wax?
      DK: Are you jacking off to this
      Drew: I'm inverse jacking
      Drew: it's when you're so terribly unaroused
      Drew: that you unjaculate
      DK: Oh, is that where you develop an antirection
      DK: That's when the penis retreats inside the body cavity
      DK: Like a frightened snaaaail
      Drew: y
      Drew: (in my case it's more like a frightened small aircraft, see, you follow?)
      Mozz: of course, drew.
      Mozz: of course.
      Drew: dude Mozz
      Drew: my penis is so notable that once I was walking around tenerife and a Pan Am aircraft crashed into it due to the fog
      Drew: killing hundreds
      DK: Including the hundreds onboard the craft and hundreds more onboard your penis
      Drew: it is not unusual, when you have a penis such as mine, to encounter those that have been drawn like a magnet to its virility
      Drew: and have taken up habitation upon it
      Zarggg: Drew's penis once had a Wikipedia entry
      Zarggg: But it was deleted on the grounds of "wikipedia is not meant for this" or some bullshit.
      DK: It's just another part of Oceania, really
      DK: I hear it's part of MICRONESIA
      * Drew recoils, as if struck
      Myshu: penowned
      Mozz: somewhat topically, the spam in my email inbox is for viagra

    • Quote Log 37 plus chupababies

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      What's new, amigos?

      I'm doing a lot of thingys with chupathingys lately. Chapter three of the comic is finished, and before I start on chapter four I'm going to try to put out something extra special.
      Meanwhile, chupababy adoptions are running again. If you missed your chance the first time, check out the thread to see how to get a little critter of your own.

      Myshu: my sister and I got some fairly shitty fortune cookies today
      Myshu: Mine read, "Draw up a budget and figure out how to cut down on your debt"
      Myshu: And hers read, "Luck is not with you today. Focus on practical things."
      maggiekarp: "Don't look for sage advice from a fucking cookie."
      maggiekarp: Me: bed?

      maggiekarp: FIND A FEMALE FUCK BUDDY
      maggiekarp: Over 8 Million Girls in Your Area SEEKING SEX - 100% FREE REVIEWS
      maggiekarp: I don't think there are 8 Million Girls in my area :(
      Donraj: Define "area"
      Mozz: 8 million, that's more than some COUNTRIES.
      DK: I get that email a lot
      DK: I wonder what I'm doing wrong
      Mozz: i suspect that email is lying
      Mozz: or has been sent to the wrong address
      DK: t Mozz you could always just date fat chix dude
      Mozz: i have tried, TRIED.
      maggiekarp: pssst Mozz
      maggiekarp: "Hey, you're fat, why don't you fuck me?" is not the best pick-up line
      Mozz: oh
      Mozz: oops
      Mozz: (psst come on karp i'm a litlte more tactful than that GEEZ)
      DK: Dude you gotta be smooth
      DK: You roll up and sit down, eyeing her across the dark cherry bar.
      DK: "Can I buy you a stick of butter?"
      DK: Or
      DK: "I'd like to see if those udders have some milk"

    • Adopt a Chupababy

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      Myshu chupariffic

      * Draw One, Get One Free *

      This thread is for those who want their own custom-bred chupababy! Here's how it works:
      Just draw the chupababy you want, post the picture in this thread, and you'll have that chupababy drawn by me and delivered straight to your profile (shipping and handling included.)


      - Drawing must be in color (com'on, obviously.)

      - Characters from RvB or chupababies already adopted (see the list) are off-limits (dude, that's like kidnapping.) This is for personally-designed chupababies!

      - No 'shoppin. It must be your own artwork! Don't worry about whether or not you can draw. Nobody's grading you on skill here, and I'm not looking for a Rembrandt--it just needs to be vaguely chupababy-shaped. And no excuses about not having a scanner/tablet/camera--everyone has access to MS Paint and a mouse.

      - One per customer. If you've already adopted an RvB chupababy, you're still allowed to get one here, too.

      - Your chupababy is allowed one toy or accessory! As long as it's in your drawing, it'll be shipped in the box, too.

      - There's no restrictions on color scheme, clothing or design. You could draw a pink zebra-striped one-eyed chupababy on fire and it'll be cool (or, well, very warm.) Go nuts!

      - Be sure to name your chupababy! Include the name in either the picture or your post. (We need it for, y'know, the adoption papers.)

      Have fun!

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    • Art lessons

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I'm probably going to sound like an ass here, but oh well--hopefully someone reading this can relate.

      Every once in a while I get a comment like, "I love your art! Can you teach me to draw?"

      While it's always flattering that someone thinks I'm skilled enough at drawing shit to make a qualified teacher, there's another part of me that's always a little--just a tiny bit--annoyed. Exasperated, maybe.
      There's something about that request that just bothers me. Although never intended, there's an implication that making art has some kind of trick or gimmick--that there's a secret all artists keep from the non-artists, something that I can communicate in a few sentences or a convenient drop-down list, should only someone ask nicely for it.

      I think we all know that's pretty much bullshit. There is no fast-track or neat little algorithm to becoming an artist, yet at the same time the answer is so simple it's almost mind-boggling: Just be one.

      I never took an art class unless we're counting the bare-bones requisite Art 1 course I had to take in high school, just to complete my schedule. I never had a teacher standing over my shoulder giving me pointers, telling me how and what to draw, and I've never consulted a tutorial or guide to draw anything ever. Ever.
      While I'm not saying these are bad things--classes and tutorials are full of useful, practical skills for artists to learn--what I'm trying to say is that the only person who can really, actually teach you to draw is yourself.

      Draw every day. Pay attention; use references (don't fucking trace shit); look for material and inspiration in everything you see. Try to draw things you don't think you're good at, and draw them until you can hardly stand to draw anything else. Keep challenging yourself, like it's another game.

      And love everything you draw. Even if it's a career, art is supposed to be fun, not a job.


    • My God, it's full of links

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Lots of stuff going on with me lately, and some of it isn't even my fault!

      I have a cat living with me now. She's plenty old n' nice. Here's an emoticon to express my feelings on the subject:

      There's some podcast made by some assholes from some social group on which some bitch appears as a guest and talks about some stupid comic she made. And poop. You can check it out here.

      A Day-Care Centre is up and running for all your baby chupas. Thanks to SuperPriv4te for getting that started!
      If you missed your chance to adopt a lil' chupathingy of your own, I'd watch the group carefully in the near future. Just sayin'.

      Thanks to coolrx24 and mystery guest #3 for hanging out in livestream with me Thursday night (next time I stream I'll give some advance notice, promise.) I drew this fella for Sebastyan, a chupa-character of his own. With the color selections he gave me, I had to take care not to make him look like Tucker. Dubious success.

      Finally, special thanks to the over 100 watchers I now have! It's been an honor gettin' to know you guys and fun times, warm fuzzies, etc. Here's another emoticon just for y'all:


      And a chat quote to go on:

      --- Final Fantasy VII
      AgentTon: Poem from Cloud to Aeris at the time of her death.
      spiderflower: Dear Aerith
      spiderflower: You died
      spiderflower: It sucked
      spiderflower: I cried
      spiderflower: I hope you won't mind
      spiderflower: When we left you behind
      spiderflower: I gave you one for the road

    • Quote Log 36 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Tonight on Chupa Time, special guest Circa the cat sits on my mousepad. Y'all can watch me draw despite her.

      Queelez: Man, there is a movie I want to see.
      Queelez: Across the Universe.
      Queelez: I saw a preview and it was like...
      Queelez: Like having sex with your girlfriend while high during the Vietnam war, while the Beatles were playing on the radio.

      --- Harry Potter
      maggiekarp: Mom: You know, I was just thinking... Kreacher, yeah? Horrible creature, right?
      maggiekarp: Me: Yeah
      maggiekarp: Mom: Why didn't they order him into a little box to stay there?
      maggiekarp: Me: Hermione would have complained
      maggiekarp: Mom: Fuck Hermione

      Sancdar: oh god i hate wiccans :(
      maggiekarp: Do what you will but harm none
      maggiekarp: Mom: WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A WITCH THEN?

    • Quote Log 35 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Part of my getting-home-from-work routine is turning on the computer and then going to use the can while it's booting up, often timed so that I get to hear the Windows starting jingle layed over the melody of a flushing toilet. Fun fact.

      --- late for Valentine's Day, but, uh... here's something
      maggiekarp: fluff sex would end up looking like... i dunno, puppy sex or something
      maggiekarp: or that adorable accidental Pikachu hump I drew in my younger years
      Myshu: How do you accidentally hump pikachu
      maggiekarp: SHUT UP MOM
      maggiekarp: JUST SHUT UP

      --- broken keyboard
      maggiekarp: my g key stopped workin to
      maggiekarp: ffffffff
      maggiekarp: sp?
      maggiekarp: kbfckjbf;cdsipc
      maggiekarp: abcdefhijklmnpqrstvwxyz
      Myshu: MK okay
      maggiekarp: I'm rnnin t f letters
      maggiekarp: 2 vwels
      Myshu: MK your keyboard is never going to pass a sobriety test at this rate
      maggiekarp: fck

      --- that's a burn
      DK: Listen I don't like to brag about Ice Burns, but this one was pretty good
      DK: Chris: "How's that candy going down, Adam?"
      DK: Adam: "MMMmuuugh it is good"
      DK: Kathleen: I've heard men who had blowjobs and sounded less satisfied
      DK: Me: .... that's because you blew them, Kathleen

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