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    • Quote Log 4

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      The following isn't particularly safe for work, mind or body:

      --- housemates
      maggiekarp: waah AT and fen left their phones here and they're ringing
      SaintNick: they're standing at a payphone trying to find their cellphones
      SaintNick: nobody wants to be bothered at the gym anyway
      maggiekarp: nah, I checked, it's Toby
      SaintNick: how is he?
      maggiekarp: so that's why I'm worried "wah should I answer and tell him they aren't here"
      SaintNick: if it's toby, sure
      maggiekarp: well he's stopped calling so it doesn't matter now
      SaintNick: I texted him
      maggiekarp: "ben and brooke are at the gym" "how did you know I was calling them" "maggie told me" "why didn't she answer the phone to tell me" "we all have asperger's toby you should be more sensitive"
      SaintNick: I covered all those basics in one text message, but pretty much yeah.
      SaintNick: ya'll have assburgers. I just have shitfries.
      maggiekarp: "ben@gym magie@spergin koff@sux"

      --- Chrono Trigger
      DK: And Crono only has him fucking self to blame
      DK: After they rescued Marle he could've stopped with the T. Traveling
      DK: I mean arguably they were fated because the timeline doesn't work unless they were but seriously
      Myshu: Well to be fair to Crono, he was talked into it by a hot chick
      Myshu: How many guys have fallen for that
      Myshu: And Lucca was right there at the time all "don't take this gate dawgs it's dumb" but Marle's all "yippie kiyay motherfuckers" so they're screwed
      DK: Let's just think about this
      DK: Let's say YOU jumped about a thousand years in the future, and found the earth a fucked out pile of glowing radioactive waste with a few synthetic fuckdomes where people were like eating and sodomizing cats. Would YOUR ass jump in a time machine and go try to kill Einstein or something?
      DK: No man, no. You'd just go back to your own life and think, "Thank God I don't live like a thousand years in the future, I'm sure they did something to deserve that hellish life they live."
      Myshu: lmao DK, this is why you can't be the hero of a JRPG
      maggiekarp: DK get in the goddamn time gate
      DK: Man even if I could've been convinced to go on this fucking adventure if I was Crono I would've taken that shit off the rails in a big way when we got to 65 million bee cee
      DK: Ayla: DACTYL NEST HAVE DACTYL, FLY DACTYL
      DK: Crono: ONLY ONE DACTYL NEST I WANNA GET INTO. ERRRUUUGHHHH *grabs her crotch*
      -
      DK: So what do you think Gaspar does at the end of time.
      Mozz: probably just talks to spekkio
      Mozz: "hey remember when this happened?"
      DK: Like, does time pass for him?
      DK: Does he need to eat and void hisself?
      Myshu: I say no, for sanity's sake
      DK: Does he beat off? Well, I bet he does the last standing at the edge of his island.
      Myshu: grksl
      maggiekarp: it bubbles like his nose :X
      Hermit: he totally j/o's into the Lavos bucket
      Hermit: it's not like anyone's gonna fucking care if doomsday is just that little bit more slimy
      maggiekarp: "Step into that bucket if you want to fight Lavos" "COME ON CRONO LET'S G- ...oh you fuck I am wearing sandals"
      DK: "First and last man to fuck the time void," he shouts, watching his sperm fall away into oblivion, into the ultimate abyss. "I have defiled chronology itself. The 4th Dimension? MORE LIKE THE WHORETH DIMENSION!!!"
      DK: At this point Spekkio has to pull him back from the edge because he's drunk, so drunk.
      maggiekarp: yes DK yes
      DK: And those droplet's of Gaspar's semen? They're CHRONO CROSS
      maggiekarp: oh god it all makes sense
      AgentTon: oh dk
      AgentTon: just
      AgentTon: oh
      Myshu: If you're going to come, do it in the Lavos bucket

      --- not-girl trouble
      Myshu: Here's an amusing ol' myumemory--a shoecdote, if you will
      Myshu: Back in the fourth grade I used to call myself a tomboy--I found the concept fascinating ever since my mother told me about it
      Myshu: One day while playing in the woods with a guy friend he asked me what that word meant, apparently unfamiliar with it
      Myshu: I gave the most unfortunate answer ever
      Myshu: "It's a girl who wants to be a guy."
      Myshu: The look I got was priceless--I don't think he ever regarded me the same again
      Myshu: (the moral of the story is I'm bad with words)
      Sancdar: (and with boys)

    • Revolution Ch. 2 Complete, plus science

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Phew, and the second chapter of the comic is finally done. I'm going to quit posting pages directly to this journal to cut down on the spammage, but you guys know where to find 'em, eh?

      Of course you can keep watching me for... whatever weird things I do here, if you like.

      For instance: science*!

      Zephira: Totally not humorous question: Is jizz flammable or can you use it to put a fire out
      chatguy: ...do you really want to know?
      chatguy: I'm guessing it's a fire retardant
      chatguy: but I've got a zippo, and nobody I care about not looking like a perverted idiot in front of is online.
      Zephira: Do it in the name of SCIENCE
      chatguy: it won't be the worst thing I've done for science, but no, you cannot watch.
      * Myshu salutes
      Myshu: For science! Something in me approves.
      Zephira: I am almost afraid to know what that something is, but then I approve as well
      ...
      chatguy: look, I want you two to do an experiment for me, okay
      chatguy: you need to go put a pot of gravy on the stove, turn it on high, and walk away
      chatguy: then you will invite me over, and I will tell you how much better that smells than what I'm smelling now.
      Zephira: Jizz + lighter = stinky?
      Myshu: Huh... who'da thunk
      chatguy: I'da thunk. Most of the bodies humours are not easily burned
      chatguy: fire's out, though, and I'm unburned.
      Zephira: Awesome. So if you're stuck in a burning bulding and have no other choice, masturbate as fast as you can
      chatguy: the actual experiment involved a bathtub, a windproof lighter, and aim I'm willing to pat myself on the back for.
      * Myshu claps briefly
      * Zephira applauds
      chatguy: "Fuck it, if I need another reason to never start smoking again, this will give me one."
      Zephira: Well it takes 570 degrees to get flesh to combust, so I guess the fluids would need a lot more than that...
      chatguy: you can put a sample on the stove, I guess
      chatguy: provided either of you fine ladies can find a sample
      chatguy: jesus christ, I might as well just give up, buy a trench coat, and learn to skulk.
      Zephira: Skulk?
      chatguy: am I wrong to think that skulking is what goths do when you put on ska?
      Myshu: This entire exchange is pretty much a 6.0 on the creepometer
      Zephira: How far does the creepometer gooo
      chatguy: 11
      Myshu: To 11, of course
      Zephira: So it's still five less than completely creepy
      chatguy: slightly creepier than the statistical average
      chatguy: the fact that I have a gay stalker is about an 8 on the creep-o-meter
      chatguy: it could go higher, but he's not very creative
      ...
      chatguy: god damn it, it was for science
      Zephira: Science kicks ass and records how loud the victim shrieks
      chatguy: If you ask any ten dudes on the street if they'll rub out a quick one for Science, the only question you'll hear back is "Does this involve electric shocks?"
      Zephira: Well now you can add "Does this involve lighters?" to that response
      chatguy: it's not like I was trying to juggle everything with one hand
      chatguy: you REALLY want too much information? DO you?
      Zephira: So what's scarier, penis science involving electric shocks, or fire?
      Myshu: ...
      chatguy: shocks. Being burned takes a while to really start hurting.
      chatguy: I'm not into pain like that, but I've been shocked, stabbed and burned on other parts of my body, and I think shocked is probably the worst of the three *to anticipate*
      DK: what the hell did i just walk
      DK: back into
      DK: what the hell honies
      Zephira: Herlow
      Myshu: [chatguy] set his jizz on fire for science
      Myshu: Results: not flammable, but smells bad
      DK: well man of course it's not flammable the prostate doesn't produce kerosene
      DK: I could've saved you all so much pain
      Zephira: Myshu, were you in pain?
      Myshu: This laughter hurts so good

      *actual screen name of chatguy hidden to protect the shameful

    • Quote Log 3

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- Roger Smith has issues
      DK: Heart to heart I don't want to fuck a robot but I find it a fascinating fictional concept
      DK: It's just so weird
      DK: I mean they try to spin that it isn't, but it is
      DK: Roger Smith you got some real problems man
      SaintNick: I kind of identify with Kirk. Once it's up, I don't care if they're asian, black, green, or running linux. Lay~dees.
      DK: Yeah but think of this, what if robots just went on wild fuck sprees with each other or something. Like if two dude robots fucked, we'd call that gay but it can't be gay, robots don't have sex or gender.
      DK: Robots: just odd
      bionicfen: Look, if it looks like a duck
      bionicfen: walks like a duck
      bionicfen: has a dick like a duck's dick
      bionicfen: and goes 'beep beep'
      bionicfen: well
      bionicfen: it's close enough for government work

      --- 4th of July
      Sancdar: fireworks were awesome because there was this huge group of tipsy rednecks next to us
      Sancdar: reminiscing about like
      Sancdar: when one guy got drunk and passed out by the fireplace and his friend put a pat of butter in his asscrack
      Sancdar: there are no ways in which that story did not rock

      ---
      * Anga|Sleep is now known as Angahith
      Angahith: urk
      Angahith: i slept four hours
      Angahith: yay
      Myshu: wb
      Angahith: but i woke up realizing that the winner (if there is one) of a tic-tac-toe game is determined on the second player's first turn
      Myshu: Really?
      Angahith: X chooses center
      Angahith: If O chooses a corner, it's a tie
      Angahith: if not, O loses
      Angahith: (why in the world do i wake up with such thoughts in my head?)
      Myshu: Solving the world's problems in your sleep
      Myshu: (shoot for world hunger next)

      ---
      Myshu: Had a wonderful pawn shop customer today
      Myshu: A scrawny lady covered in tattoos pawning a stack of DVDs, claiming she just out of the hospital
      Mozz: by which she means rehab.
      Myshu: Well her story gets better
      Myshu: She goes on to say (totally unprompted) that she was in a head-on collision while driving her truck
      Myshu: And that she's not getting any compensation because the other driver was uninsured
      Myshu: "The other guy was barred up--and usually I'M the one on drugs, but I was totally sober that time"
      Myshu: Anyway I notice among her DVDs a five-disc stack of Evangelion episodes
      Myshu: I mention I've seen it and she lights UP
      Mozz: ....oh my. (again)
      Myshu: "I love that show, it's my favorite--I named my twin girls after Rei Ayanami and Asuka."
      maggiekarp: dopfjvdfjvdofv
      Mozz: ...oh no.
      Mozz: oh no.
      Myshu: "I even tattooed my girls' names on my arms--"
      Myshu: And she bared her wrists and PROVED IT
      maggiekarp: sweet jesus
      Mozz: i assume you immediately called CPS on this woman.
      Myshu: They were right on her wrists--the rest of her arms were covered in weird flowers and tribal shapes
      Myshu: Then she went on to say how fitting the names were for her kids (she named them before they were born)--how her Asuka was all red-headed and firey
      Seris: and a fucking psychopath?
      Myshu: I'm not sure if this was all barred-out fantasies of hers but it was hella fuckin' entertaining
      DK: LMAO MYSHU
      DK: LMAO FUCK yes
      DK: fuck yes
      DK: fuck yes
      DK: That story
      DK: so good
      DK: so good
      Myshu: I think the part I almost cracked at was when she was telling me about how she calls her kids
      Myshu: I couldn't get it straight because she was talking about the difference between the Japanese names and the English dub names and I'm not sure which way she meant, but I distinctly remember her line
      Myshu: "but when I shout AYANAMI across the house they know they're in trouble, hahaha"
      Myshu: I would pay to watch that household for a day
      DK: reality show based on parents who give children anime/videogame names
      DK: "MY LIFE WITH SEPHIROTH"
      maggiekarp: ffffffdfjdsjf
      DK: fffffuck yes
      Myshu: DK's having a 'gasm, MK's having a seizure
      DK: This story was quite literally better than sex. Just knowing this woman exists, is drugged, has been in prison, and has Asuka and Reibabies
      DK: Reibies?
      Myshu: hahaha
      Mozz: that WOULD explain some stuff.
      Myshu: My line of work, it has its perks

    • Quote Log 2

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- fanfiction.net
      Myshu: On an unrelated author's profile, we have an odd mix of taste in games
      Myshu: "may favorite games are the bouncer, dynastery, the resident evil games, any dateing game from japan, final fatasy series, metal gear games."
      maggiekarp: dynastery
      maggiekarp: the stomach illness that goes on generations?
      Myshu: "You have a long way to go before you'll fill up the family john, son."
      Mozz: the family portraits in the great hall
      Mozz: are all of guys hunched over with pained faces
      Mozz: rather than the traditional noble 3/4 pose.
      DK: lmao
      DK: final fatasy
      Mozz: final fatassy
      Myshu: It's the name of one of those Japanese dating games
      Myshu: Guess what the fetish is
      DK: it's like normal FF except everyone's morbidly obese
      DK: "Cloud... we gotta.... *gasp* blow the react... react...or..."
      DK: "MOM...TIFA... TWINKIES... GIVE THEM BACK"
      Mozz: Quistis learned bad breath by eating an ENTIRE Malboro
      Mozz: (she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole in one gulp, like a Boa Constrictor.)
      DK: Rufus jumps up, grabs the helicopter, it shears sideways spinning and belching smoke wildly
      DK: steel groaning
      DK: Cid's gotten so angry and fat that he can't even get up, he's grown into the fibers of his couch and Shera has to feed him and wash him with "a rag on a stick"
      DK: He attacks by listlessly pointing his spear as rides his rascal around
      DK: Yuffie just eats the materia. Red's like a fat lion and diabetic and had his rear leg chopped off, I can see it all.
      Mozz: instead of stabbing Aeris, Sephiroth hits her with a stick
      Mozz: and she bursts like a pinata of intestine and cellulite
      DK: Ironically the only thin character is Palmer
      DK: "Do you have any TOFU for this tea?"
      Mozz: they mockingly call him "thin-ass"
      Mozz: he is ashamed of his uncouth skinniness
      Mozz: for fat is IN in midgar
      Mozz: (it's like the "Eye Of The Beholder" episode of twilight zone)
      DK: "They don't call it a pizza for nothin' mates"
      DK: Loveless retitled "Chinless"
      Mozz: even the bass line of the Turks theme song is slow and plodding
      Mozz: the tempo has been doubled
      DK: The chocobo race is more like the slow chocobo crawl
      DK: the theme playing slowly and distortedly
      Mozz: chocobo racewalk
      DK: bwaaaahhh bwahhhhh wonk wonk wonk waaaaaaahhhhhhh
      Mozz: heel toe heel toe heel toe WARK
      DK: The chocobos have to move by biting the earth and dragging themselves by the neck
      DK: it's sheer agony
      DK: the deranged crowd loves every moment
      Myshu: What about Sephiroth, man
      Myshu: What's his game
      Myshu: Does he summon a giant diet pill from space
      Mozz: he's trying to summon MEATBALL
      DK: Basically everything normally except he eats the black matrea
      DK: also he just bites Aeris' head off
      Mozz: no myshu
      Mozz: Holy IS the diet pill
      Mozz: in order to purify/save the planet, Homo Flabians may have to die
      Mozz: Sephiroth all "What if the planet ate a meal so filling it threatened the waistband itself?"
      Mozz: also now i'm imagining in final fatassy
      Mozz: the Squall/Seifer duel being two lardasses playing tug o war over the last drumstick of KFC extra crispy
      Mozz: FITHOS
      Mozz: (tugging)
      Mozz: "i'll be here."
      DK: scars are grease burns
      Mozz: "where?"
      Mozz: "here. At the restaurant. With reservations."
      Mozz: LUSEC
      Mozz: Cecil's epic ordeal to shed the pounds of a Lard Knight and become a Palathin.
      Mozz: rescuing Rosa just before the giant Salad Bowl falls on her head.
      Mozz: etc etc
      Myshu: Celes really does play the singing fat lady in the opera
      Mozz: OH MY HERO
      Mozz: (Sandwich)
      Mozz: SO FAR AWAY NOW
      Mozz: ALL THE WAY IN THE KITCHEN
      Mozz: ON IT I WOULD SUP
      Mozz: BUT I'D HAVE TO GET UP
      Mozz: HELL, I'LL, JUST ORDER PIZZA
      * Myshu weeping applause
      Mozz: also, FFX
      Mozz: ends at the Mi'hen Highroad.
      Mozz: *huff*
      Mozz: *puff*"
      Mozz: "you mean...we gotta walk... all this?"
      Mozz: *wheeze*
      DK: "JUMP, KAIN, JUMP!"
      DK: *CRASSSHHHHH*
      Mozz: lulu has to wear even MORE belts to get around her great girth
      Mozz: "Only a Summoner is allowed to enter the chamber of the fayth."
      Mozz: "is it dangerous in there?"
      Mozz: *sounds of muffled struggles, and hmmmf mmmg nom nom crunch snap nom nom*
      Mozz: as Yuna chows down on yet another aeon
      Mozz: a chunk of Ixion's horn clearly stuck between her teeth.
      Mozz: "I did it!
      DK: "Tidus!"
      Mozz: I....
      Mozz: *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAP*
      Mozz: ...became a summoner!"
      DK: "This is MY PASTRY."
      Mozz: Auron's ultimate weapon: the ASSAMUNE

    • Rvb: Revolution Ch. 2, 19-22

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      (Psst check out the group this week for, uh... a surprise?)

      - "Not in the face!" -

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      Phew, tired. I forgot how much that whole "waking up in the morning" part of the day shift can suck.
      On the bright side, I finally got my sister to watch Reconstruction. She wasn't as much a fan of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, so it was an uphill climb, there. But she likes season 6! So, success.

      Now then.

      *crawls into a cave to pass out*

    • Quote Log 1

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Since 2001, if there's been any single formative influence on my taste in media, sense of humor and personality in general, I feel I have to blame give credit to my friends from a tiny corner of the internet that shall go unnamed. In the past ten years many internet communities have sprung from the aether and either exploded into popularity ('sup RT) or withered into obscurity, and although you might say the latter of my dear friends and our dead website, we survivors have been camping on a remote little IRC island this whole time, riffing on video games, RPGs, bad fanfic and whatever we like (or don't.)

      Since I've been archiving funny quotes from our chat logs for nearly a decade, you can imagine I have quite a collection by now. So I figured, hell, this might be a good place to share a bit of the fun, instead of keeping all these quotes to myself. I hope y'all enjoy.

      --- comic books
      DK: All right, which of these stupid things to read next
      DK: Gotta be DARK CLAW
      DK: Wolverine+Batman
      Sancdar: oh god
      DK: "Are you the one they call PATCH MALONE?"
      DK: "Just my luck! Flamin' Cyborg-Assassins!"
      Sancdar: dark claw was actually really popular
      Sancdar: unfortunately
      Sancdar: also it bothers me that his name is logan wayne
      Sancdar: since wolverine's real name isn't logan
      * Sancdar nerds all up in this joint
      DK: "YOUR VITALS ARE ALL SKRONKY, OLD MAN!"
      DK: skronky?
      DK: lmao oh god his partner is ROBIN+Jubilee
      DK: SPARROW
      DK: SPAAAARROW
      DK: lmao oh fuck's sake
      DK: Some burglar breaks in to DARK CLAW'S APARTMENT
      DK: and he has like obvious anachronistic photos of himself in WWII fucking EVERYWHERE
      DK: and he has an OPEN WALK IN CLOSET just filled with fucking Dark Claw outfits, like twelve
      DK: Jesus Logan you better hope the super doesn't let the fucking exterminator in
      ---
      DK: This is why Dark Horse is my favorite comic book company
      DK: Also they publish Berserk which comes sealed in shrink wrap, making me feel a goddamned pervert
      maggiekarp: well when you enjoy Berserk it's kinda
      maggiekarp: implied

      --- Payback
      SaintNick: this movie was pretty okay until 2/3 of the way in when Mel Gibson decided he didn't want to play an amoral sociopath and started demanding rewrites
      SaintNick: suddenly the dog who was shot is back alive, and Porter has feeelings
      DK: Best Mel movie is still THE PATRIOT but not for the reasons he thinks
      DK: Legitimate best: Road Warrior
      DK: Reminder that Road Warrior has a group of death bikers named the "Gay Berserkers"
      DK: also "Smegma Crazies"
      SaintNick: this movie just really did bad by casting Gibson.
      DK: Mel Gibson is, don't take this the wrong way, hilariously antisemitic
      DK: Like just so antisemitic it's like a punchline from god
      DK: Who the fuck is an ANTISEMITIC DRUNK
      DK: Mel
      DK: Mel is
      DK: "YOUUUUU FUCKING JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

      ---
      DK: So my dad's coworker at the phone company
      DK: His wife worked as a receptionist at a doctor's office
      DK: And one day, they had a full waiting room.
      DK: When up to the front ambled this be-sweat-panted fifty year old snaggletoothed blob monster
      DK: "I GOT A QUESTION" says she
      DK: "Yes?" the receptionist asks
      DK: "FOR THE DOCTOR. A MEDICAL QUESTION"
      DK: "Well, ma'am, he's busy, you'll have to make an appointme-"
      DK: "IT'S A QUICK QUESTION"
      DK: "Well, ma'am, perhaps you could ask me."
      DK: And the woman leans in, conspirationally.
      DK: And then proceeds to ask, loud enough for the ENTIRE waiting room to hear
      DK: WOULD IT HURT YE IF YE SWALLERED SOME COME?
      DK: "No ma'am. No it would not."
      DK: As the entire waiting room bursts out in frantic laughter.
      DK: She spins on her heel and strides out.
      Myshu: lmfao

    • Groupie'd

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      So Nero has been pesterin' me about promoting the comic more ('any' counts as more, doesn't it?) I've been reluctant to draw much attention to it (or y'know, be an attention whore in general) before it's really gone anywhere in the story, but since we're almost at the end of chapter 2 I finally caved and let 'im make a group.

      Of course there's still the old fan group that Samurai373 made (thx dude), while this new one's meant to be for the comic itself, run by Nero and I. (He keeps trying to call it 'official.' I am amused by this--he even made a spiffy image for it.)

      Although I'll keep posting regular updates in my journal here, I'll probably be deleting the threads in my image gallery in the next week or so, before shit gets redundant up in here.
      So! If you guys enjoy the comic and want to support it, y'all should join the group and watch it for all the new pages and weird extra shit we make between regular updates.

      </shameful self-promotion>

      ( smiley12.gif you guys)

    • RvB: Revolution Ch. 2, 15-18

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      'sup guys? Been a while, I know... Oh hey look! Birds!

      *posts comics and runs*

      - "Hey asshole, are you dead?" -

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      -

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      (Yeah, I just meme'd my own post. You wanna fight about it?)

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Dear RvB Fandom

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      We need to talk. Go on, sit down, get comfortable.

      But first, I'd like to take a minute to point out that a couple of weeks ago a certain comic that Nero and I draw got a feature on Tuesday Stuff, and then earlier this week on RTCCotW, which is pretty frickin' awesome. You should check out both those groups if you haven't already, since they show off some really cool stuff from around the community.

      Okay, so you're comfy now? Good.

      Listen, about this Alpha thing...

      You need to let him go.

      Look, I missed him, too. He was a snarky, cynical, complete asshole and we all loved him for it, and I thought it sucked when he got EMP'd with all those other cool AI, as well. It's just that holding on to all these crackpot theories about Alpha still being alive or hidden away somewhere else--and don't lie, I've seen them floating around, you can't hide this shit from me--isn't doing anyone any good. It's just wishful thinking. It's not like the incident was a total loss, besides--Church isn't gone, right?

      So if Church is still here, as we all can't deny, what you're really telling me is that you have a problem with Epsilon. You don't think he's the "real" or "original" Church, or is in some other way inferior to the Alpha version, in either the way he acts or talks, or simply because he doesn't remember Blood Gulch.

      And that's the problem, here: that's all bullshit. Epsilon remembers Alpha, remembers Delta, remembers everybody--that's his job, it's what he does, and I'd even say Epsilon remembers Alpha better than Alpha freaking did, and do you know how?

      Do you remember that Freelancer off-site storage facility, where Tex was brought back in season 8? Did you notice how both Church and Tex seemed to have a lot more of their old selves together once they had bodies, particularly in their demeanor towards everyone else? They were getting backed-up information. That facility had archives of practically everything that's happened in the Freelancer Program; FILSS said so, it took Grif and Simmons less than a minute to see for themselves, and even Tex said it "didn't take long" to catch up on everyone's history on the site.

      So not only is Epsilon equipped with all of Alpha's memories before they were split, but he has memories of every fragment, and then the backed-up memories of Alpha's time in Blood Gulch, so arguably Epsilon is a more complete, fully-realized version of Church than Alpha ever was, even before he was fragmented. So suck on those apples.

      But y'know, even if you want to call bullshit at me, and say I'm the crackpot, it really just feels like you're missing the point. Remember what Wash told Church in Reconstruction about Tex, or what Delta told Wash, or what the theme of the entire Recollection series is about--the real moral of this fucked-up story, if you will?

      Memory is important. What's important is that you remember. Because no one's really dead so long as you do.

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