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    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Quote Log 9 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      --- Aladdin at the opera
      Seris: riff-raff
      maggiekarp: street rat
      maggiekarp: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY SERIS
      maggiekarp: YOU DID THIS TO ME
      Seris: i dont
      maggiekarp: buy that
      Seris: if only theyd look closer
      Seris: would they see a poor boy
      maggiekarp: no siree
      Seris: NO SIR-EE
      Seris: theyd find out
      maggiekarp: there's so much more
      Seris: to
      maggiekarp: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      * maggiekarp strangle duet
      Seris: my theory is proven
      Seris: the reprise is the only song that 1) everybody knows and 2) will sing along to when prompted
      Mozz: never heard of it.
      Seris: mozz i am going to cum in your hair
      maggiekarp: it's only like three lines seris
      Seris: exactly
      maggiekarp: celes could memorize that shit
      Seris: yeah but that bitch would hella ham that shit up
      maggiekarp: "warb warb BLAR BARL bler warb BARB WARB"
      maggiekarp: (everyone in ff6 speaks in warbles)
      maggiekarp: (it's like mario sunshine but arousing)
      Seris: she let all that opera star crap get to her head so whenever she sings now shes just a big show off and everybody rolls their eyes at her when she opens her mouth
      Seris: "RiiiIIIFF Raaaffff"
      Seris: "stlllleeeet raaaaaaat"
      Seris: locke is all "EDGAR SABIN get over here and shove your dicks in my ear and drown this shit OUT"
      Seris: they oblige, happily
      maggiekarp: they like the song that was their favorite movie growing up
      Seris: they high-five over locks head

      --- sea turtle eggs
      DK: God like
      DK: it's only ironically but I love Kesha
      DK: she's litereally like Lady Gaga's retarded sister who's been into some lead based paints
      DK: just eating them all day
      DK: just doing deranged shit that makes zero sense
      maggiekarp: DK rewrite the Parent Trap to star Kesha and Lady Gaga
      DK: who are the parents
      maggiekarp: Madonna and Cee-Lo Green
      * DK writin'
      - a few minutes later -
      DK: "Gaga! You GET OUTTA THAT ROOM, it's time for ya show!" Daddy Cee-Lo ranted, flailing his tiny rexarms as if he were trying to pedal an invisible bicycle that you pedaled with your hands. He was wearing his sunglasses like always cause he was high as all fuck even though it was seven am on a Sunday. As he waited for his daughter, he perambulated about the hallway, colliding with doorframes and rebounding, an erratic black meteorite.
      DK: The Haus of Gaga (feat. Cee-Lo) was a Narnian warren of secret passages and eldritch chambers, throbbing with strange light, full of body glitter and sex toys shaped like they were made for pleasuring aliens. Cee-Lo had seen many things within its walls, things man was not meant to see, things like loose collections of limbs slapped together, sprayed with liquid latex, and set to dancing to barely concealed Ace of Base Samples.
      DK: Thus, when the door opened, he never expected to be surprised. Gaga - Kesha - stood there, wearing lycra bicycle shorts and a pink tank top that read AQUAMAN IS MY PUSSY INSPECTOR.
      DK: She wore an LA Clippers cap glued to a NY Yankees cap glued to a Harlem Globetrotters cap glued to a Red Wings cap, bills sticking out from her head in every cardinal direction like the world's most retarded Zelda monster. Fifteen of those metal slap bracelets that were a big deal at school for like three weeks when you were in sixth grade glimmered on each of her arms and she had curled a neon green pool noodle about her midriff.
      DK: The crotch of the bicycle shorts had been cut out, but three novelty pushpins of Mount Rushmore driven into the pool noodle held a dishtowel emblazoned with Spongebob Squarepants as a veil over her mons, a crotch hijab both merciful and utterly moronic.
      DK: On one leg, she wore an imitation Wolverine boot (blue and black classic X-Men version), on the other a pair of neon green fishnets that a bag lady at Grand Central station had used as a desperate and utterly ineffective maxi pad, Rorschach-blotted with uterine effluvia.
      DK: Crackerjack-box rings and coke can pull tabs glimmered on every finger. A nose stud revealed Dizzy, the mascot of the Atlanta Olympics. A combination of school paste and roadie semen cemented painted cheerios on her face in patterns that recalled the angry, inchoate, and incoherent handwriting of a calligraphist-cum-stroke victm.
      DK: Pink Hello Kitty hipster glasses. A scarf made out of a Bugles bag. Blue lip gloss. And body glitter, so much body glitter. It hung in the air, a mobile cloud of funk. It stung Daddy Cee-Lo's eyes, even behind their protective glasses.
      DK: "How do oi look, Daddyums?" Kesha said, desperately trying to fake a Mother Monster accent but not quite freeing herself of her nasal twang.
      DK: "Fuck you."
      DK: ---THE END---
      * Myshu spittake
      maggiekarp: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      Myshu: How is that poor child able to walk
      Myshu: She just has to waddle around, glitter and scraps of cloth falling in her wake like Okami flowers
      DK: Well in this version of the Parent Trap she's just well, as she is
      DK: it's just totally inexplicable but there it is
      DK: why were she and Gaga, as grown women, even at Summer Camp
      DK: Meanwhile Gaga is choking down one of Madonna's dinners which is just an ashtray full of cigarette butts and those big, cheap, puffy, virulently orange Cheeze Doodles
      DK: "This is your favorite, Kesha, I don't understand!"
      DK: "I guess at least you'll have enough room for dessert!" It's store-bought banana pudding served in a glitter-filled woman's pump.
      DK: Gaga eats it. The glitter is cutting her gums.
      DK: Cutting deep.

    • Quote Log 8 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I think I might have found my single favorite video on all of youtube.

      But anyway, back to the chat.

      ---
      Donraj: I always have trouble keeping the Chinese words for 'left' and 'right' straight
      Alek: LEFTU
      Alek: RIGHTU
      Alek: Oh, Chinese.
      Donraj: And the only meme I can ever think of to make them stick in my head is the fact that the one for 'right' looks/sounds like the character for 'oil'
      Donraj: So I try to remember to just think of the Republicans whenever it comes up

      ---
      themis56: huh, this one NJ guy named his kids after Nazis
      themis56: FATHER OF THE YEAR
      themis56: oh lawds: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell,
      themis56: Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell
      themis56: You can name a girl Aryan Nation now?
      DK: "What's the A.N. stand for?"
      DK: "Nothing, it's like the S. in Truman"
      maggiekarp: more or less stupid than Sephiroth
      DK: Less. I mean it's arguably more loathesome, but it does display devotion to a philosophy that actually exists, though it is terrible
      DK: Naming a child Sephiroth displays a devotion to Final Fantasy VII
      maggiekarp: good answer
      themis56: I await the kid named Don Corneo

      ---
      DK: Also listen I'm just gonna come out and say this
      DK: Batman should be fucking ashamed that the Joker can hold his own with him in a physical fight most of the time
      DK: I mean Batman like trained with evry martial arts master ever
      DK: Joker's a crazy guy
      DK: The two shouldn't match up
      Alek: Well it's Crazy vs. Karate
      Mozz: i don't know karate
      Mozz: but i know ka-RAZY
      AgentTon: Joker's got that wirey psycho energy.
      bionicfen: the joker does not feel pain, man
      bionicfen: ever
      bionicfen: or rather he likes it
      bionicfen: also it's kind of like you know how there was that one kid
      bionicfen: back in junior high
      bionicfen: who like went out of his way to get beaten up
      bionicfen: and then he'd make creepy moaning sounds while it happened
      bionicfen: and then eventually nobody wanted to smack him around anymore because it was just kind of gross
      bionicfen: well it's like that
      AgentTon: Fen
      AgentTon: That was you.

      ---
      Dogu: The Wall is on VH1... and I'm out of drugs...
      Mozz: curses,
      Mozz: you'll just have to try and enjoy The Wall.... SOBER
      * Mozz dun dun dun
      Dogu: CANNOT BE DONE!
      * Mozz ominous minor chord

      --- pawne shoppe
      Myshu: So today at work I watched an act of female ejaculation on a customer's computer
      Sancdar: why?
      Mozz: why NOT
      Mozz: oh wait um
      maggiekarp: it was just pee shu
      maggiekarp: don't get your hopes up, there is nothing good for us
      DK: It's sadly a hotly debated topic
      DK: apparently it's a pee like fluid
      DK: or something I don't even know
      Angahith: Supposedly it contains only traces of pee, because it is expelled through the urethra
      Sancdar: well
      Sancdar: it's a pawn shop
      Sancdar: was he pawning the porn?
      Sancdar: was he pawning the computer and wanted to demonstrate the video capabilities?
      Sancdar: was he pawning her fluids and needed to show the origin?
      Sancdar: also i guess if i pawned my computer i would encrypt all my porn
      Sancdar: but also i wouldn't pawn my computer
      Myshu: Well the customer wasn't there, it was a pulled item and we were "cleaning" it
      Myshu: When the owner finished gaping at what we found he asked WHY we were watching that, and I responded, "Well we have to FIND the porn before we can delete it, right?"
      maggiekarp: hehehe
      Myshu: The video in question is pretty hilarious
      Sancdar: describe in vivid detail
      * Sancdar takes notes
      Myshu: It's a white girl jilling off on a bed while a big black guy crouches at the foot and observes closely, wearing safety goggles
      Myshu: We're wondering why the hell he's dressed like so for about thirty seconds before the GYSER kinda answers it
      Sancdar: oh
      Sancdar: i think i know who the star is
      * Sancdar cough cough
      * Myshu raised eyebrow
      Sancdar: well there's only one porn star who could produce enough force to require safety goggles
      Sancdar: just saying
      Sancdar: i mean there might be more
      Sancdar: but i hope not
      Sancdar: someday she will have sex and accidentally puncture the dude's abdomen with her ejaculate
      Sancdar: A CRIME OF PASSION
      Myshu: Well whoever she was, for the next half hour I couldn't quit chirping "skeet skeet" in front of customers
      maggiekarp: why does that sound cute
      Myshu: See? It does
      Myshu: Actually my first comment on the whole thing was, "I thought that was a myth..."
      Myshu: manager: "I... guess not? Oh look, his goggles have little windshield wipers! That's so funny"
      Angahith: HAHAHAHAHA
      maggiekarp: windshieljlc

    • A Field Trip To Jack...

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      ...Patillo's Bar-B-Q.

      A few of you might recall this establishment being mentioned on podcast #123. It's in Beaumont, TX--and hell, I work in that town--so I'd meant to go check it out for a while.

      Since I worked an early shift today, I finally got a good chance this afternoon. As soon as I got off work, I brought my camera and an appetite for BBQ.
      jpbbq01.jpg
      Hah, it even has a rooster on top. How ironic.
      jpbbq02.jpg
      Weird, it doesn't look open...
      jpbbq03.jpg
      Hey, what's that on the door?
      jpbbq04.jpg
      ...Oh.

      tl;dr I'm at home eating a microwave hot dog.

    • Quote Log 7 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Hmm, I'd like to make one of those intarweb videos, but I've never done such a thing in my life. For starters, can anyone recommend a good way to capture audio from a DVD?

      --- hb google
      Myshu: Huh, google turned 13
      Myshu: If it were Jewish it'd be considered a man
      Mozz: technically before being a man Google would have to study for and pass its Browsermitzvah
      Mozz: which it would have an unfair advantage in doing what with the built in translator

      --- no power 1
      themis56: oh HELL
      themis56: POWER OUTAGE
      themis56: running on battery
      themis56: Jeezus does this chat have a voodoo curse on it or what
      themis56: YOU BRING ME NOTHING BUT SORROW
      Mozz: aww
      themis56: oh wait back on now
      themis56: OH, I know what happened
      themis56: for some reason the power switch in my parents' room affects the light in this room as well; so when they turn off their overhead light then mine does too
      Mozz: how odd and inconvenient
      themis56: so for a few seconds I was plunged into darkness
      themis56: but then I noticed my clock was still running
      themis56: It's some weird circuitry thing that is new to me
      themis56: it started to happen when they got new lights for their room
      themis56: and I guess they thought it would be worth a giggle to be able to control MY OWN LIGHTING as well >:[
      Mozz: as long as you're under MY HOUSE
      Mozz: you'll live under MY lighting

      --- no power 2
      * Sancdar_ has joined
      * Sancdar has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
      Sancdar_: hnnngh
      Sancdar_: my roommate's method of figuring what is plugged in where is to unplug things and check what no longer works
      Sancdar_: (the answer is the internet)

      --- hot pockets are that good, damnit
      Dogu: So, going back to the boob thing... I have an AWESOME "show me your boob story" that ends in me being totally humiliated.
      Sancdar: Dogu, were you talking to someone with an extensive collection of birds?
      Sancdar: or a very fat man?
      Jerm: Or both
      Dogu: it actually involves an actual girl. And actual boobs.
      Dogu: It was quite a few years ago. I was about nineteen.
      Dogu: And hanging out at the local mall.
      Dogu: This one chick comes up and starts talking to one of the friends I was hanging out with.
      Dogu: I can't remember how it came up in conversation, but she ended up saying "I don't care, I'd flash my boobs to anyone for $2."
      Dogu: Guess who had $2.
      Sancdar: it was her
      Schala: I'd ask for $50 grand
      Sancdar: schala: that's why nobody will ever pay to see your tits
      Schala: I have my reasons for wanting $50 grand
      Sancdar: uh
      Sancdar: i have good reasons for wanting $50 grand too
      Sancdar: but unless your tits can cure aids visually or something
      Sancdar: wait
      Sancdar: can they?
      DK: Are you saying you have AIDs?
      Sancdar: i'm saying it wouldn't be worth it unless there were benefits of that magnitude, you worm
      Dogu: So I pull the said amount out of my wallet and said "Well, how about it, then?"
      Dogu: She grabs my arm and PULLS me through the mall to the elevator going up to the second floor.
      Dogu: We get inside, push "2" and as soon as the door closes, her shirt is off, and she's standing there in her bra. The elevator hits the top floor. And WON't SHUT AGAIN!
      Dogu: it keeps closing 3/4 of the way, and opening again.
      Myshu: Elevator boobs, how transient
      maggiekarp: God tittyblocked you, Dog
      maggiekarp: it is a sign
      Sancdar: t dogu, does the story end with you going down
      Dogu: this goes on for about 45 seconds, with her huddled in the corner so no one sees her, and me trying to figure out how to close the door.
      Dogu: Finally, as it's closing, I use both hands, and force the doors to close.
      Dogu: As I turn away, I see a topless girl THROWING herself at me.
      Dogu: And for about the next three seconds, she's making out with me.
      maggiekarp: classy
      Myshu: $2 ho
      Dogu: I then have to help her redress before the door opens up again.
      Sancdar: back in the dorms i got to see tits for a hot pocket
      Mozz: why, those are only 1.29 each!
      Mozz: Sanc gettin a BARGAIN
      Myshu: fuck yeah I'd show my tits for a hot pocket
      Dogu: That being done, the door opens, and we go off to our respective friends.
      Dogu: Mine asks me what happened.
      Dogu: So I tell him and he says "Dude, you know how old she is?"
      Dogu: she was thirteen
      maggiekarp: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      DK: AUUUUUGHHHHHH
      Myshu: whooooa
      maggiekarp: knew that was coming
      Sancdar: way to be a closet elevator pedo
      DK: this is now
      DK: the worst
      DK: story
      Sancdar: dude
      Sancdar: she wasn't even legal in japan
      Mozz: unless dogu had a tentacle handy, sanc
      Dogu: Didn't look a day under eighteen. I felt like such a dirty fucking pervert, I wanted to die.
      DK: lmao that's on your friend for not throwing himself in front of you
      DK: Essentially it was his duty to cockblock you at that point
      DK: But he didn't step up
      Dogu: I KNOW!
      Dogu: A "Hey, dude, JAILBAIT ALLERT!" would have been FUCKING FANTASTIC.

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Quote Log 6 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      So, my sister likes to watch Survivor. While watching it with her last night I couldn't help notice that the tribe colors this season are red and blue, so when the red tribe won a challenge I sat up and shouted, "Suck it Blue!!"
      Fortunately she got the joke, so I wasn't a flailing idiot there.

      ---
      Sancdar: IN SOVIET RUSSIA
      Sancdar: APPLES BOB FOR YOUUUU
      Sancdar: AND GET MONO
      Mozz: whereas in MODERN CAPITALIST RUSSIA
      Mozz: RUSSIAN MAFIA BOB FOR YOU
      Mozz: (and then drop you out of window in "an unfortunate accident")

      --- tough shit
      maggiekarp: you ever shit so hard you passed out
      maggiekarp: you ever shit so hard you see God and he's just clapping slowly
      Seris: i wonder if its possible to take a really good shit and orgasm from it
      Seris: because it grinds up against the prostate just right
      DK: I had a friend in college who got drunk and swore to me that that had happened to him
      DK: "It was pretty scary"
      DK: yeah bro it was even scarier THE SECOND TIME
      Haruhi2: cumshits
      Seris: i have a hard time believing its possible because shit is so malluable
      Seris: i mean even the hardest shit has some give to it
      Myshu: I dunno, there are some tough shits, like rocks
      Seris: maybe its possible to induce orgasm from shitting if you like, prairie dog your shit
      maggiekarp: I think if you're worked up before hand the bit of friction could cause an orgasm
      Seris: man thatd be weird
      Seris: its like "oohh dear im going to cum but aaauugghh gotta take a dump"
      Seris: "brb"
      Seris: then all you hear out of the bathroom is the sound of a fucking boulder tumbling down a fleight of stairs and splashing into a rivine
      Seris: and then this monsterous moan of a beast waking from its sleep
      Myshu: Gads, the imagery
      maggiekarp: I was thinking more jerking off on the toilet maybe
      maggiekarp: experiments continue in science I'm sure
      Myshu: For science! ...Ugh.
      Myshu: Never has that saying felt so dirty

      --- Punch Out
      Seris: meanwhile yall should be playing a -real- mans game
      Seris: like punchout for the wii
      Seris: ps bald bull is still an enormous asshole
      DK: (TIGER UPPERCUT)
      Seris: aauughgh fuck great tiger
      Seris: it took me like 3 tries to win against that magician fuck
      DK: He's easy as shit once you realize how to block his punches
      Seris: meanwhile i was ko'ing every motherfucker flawlessly before than but then him and his big jewel encrusted toilet hat come barging in and screaming in arabic and little mac is just tryin to catch a break
      DK: he basically just rolls over for you
      DK: his vaunted special attack is just him going
      DK: PLEASE EPHENDI, FUUUUCK MY ASS
      DK: ASSAULT MY ASS, RAVAGE IT
      DK: and you do

      --- Charlotte's Web
      DK: so was wilbur reuinted with Charlotte in heaven
      AgentTon: She abandoned poor Wilbur when her THROBBING HORMONAL URGES kicked in
      AgentTon: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte%27s_Web_2:_Wilbur%27s_Great_Adventure
      AgentTon: ....
      Alek: Charlotte's Web 2
      Sancdar: pig in the city
      Alek: Because there were so many unanswered questions from the first movie
      Seris: it could be about the spiders that blew away
      Seris: ...to the city
      AgentTon: "After the farm was sold to pay off Zuckerman's debts, Joy flew to the city, where she weaved her webs in the door of a local Vietnamese brothel."
      DK: Every day Tranh would cry. No one visited her. No one visited her despite her big hips and bountiful bosom. No one visited her because a man in her country had cut her face with a sharp knife. It left a white scar in the shape of a question-mark, puckered and terrible. And no man who wanted to enjoy himself could look upon it and stay happy. And so Tranh was alone.
      DK: Until that fateful day when the web appeared in her window
      DK: SOME
      DK: HO
      Alek: CHIN UP
      Alek: CHIN UP
      AgentTon: EVERYBODY LIKES A SMILING WHORE~
      Alek: "Rhut you doin heah"
      AgentTon: Charlotte's Crabs.
      Alek: At the end, all the crabs spout silk threads and catch the wind, sailing off into the city:
      Alek: "GOODBYEEEE! GOODBYEEEE!"
      Alek: Tranh bolts to the window, shocked.
      Alek: "RAIT! WEAH YOU GOIN"
      AgentTon: Trahna all NO!!! YOU STAY HEAH!! DON'T LEAVE!!
      Alek: You realize this could have been a Disney cartoon from the 40's
      DK: It does have a Song of the South vibe about it
      Alek: Like the Japanese in Disney's cute little WWII propoganda films
      AgentTon: Or the WB ones, for that matter.
      AgentTon: Trahn is uniquely beautiful
      AgentTon: All her comrades are terrible buck-toothed caricatures
      AgentTon: Wacky and hilarious
      AgentTon: Also they get a song and dance number, "Whistle While You Jerk".
      AgentTon: Will Templeton find love with the beautiful female rat that lives in the brothel's outhouse? The two sing a beautiful duet in the tender and touching "Scabies Song".

    • Quote Log 5

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      ---
      Mozz: woo hoo
      Mozz: finally MYSTERIOUSLY FOUND a translated version of this Not-ROM
      Mozz: as I am NOT hunting for roms right now
      DK: which one isn't it
      Mozz: exactly.
      Sancdar: ?_?

      ---
      Hermit: event horizon was a good movie because it had naked bloody sam neill
      Ezelek: Hermit I am concerned about the components that create a good movie for you.
      Ezelek: I am concerned.

      ---
      SaintNick: best story I got was when a girl came to visit me, and I convinced her there was no moon in texas
      SaintNick: and she was so pissed off at me for LYING TO HER that I lost any chance I may have had
      SaintNick: plus she was disgusted by my hairy back
      Zephira: Wait. What? She left you because she was retarded enough to believe there was no moon?
      SaintNick: Other reasons too, I'm sure
      SaintNick: but yeah, we were in the car, and she looked up at and asked where the moon was. I guess it was cloudy or some shit.
      SaintNick: "There's no moon in Texas." "Whaaaaaat?" "No, really," I started gesturing with my hands and driving with my knee, "Thanks to the spin of the earth, when it's dark in Texas, the moon's over China."
      SaintNick: "You've NEVER seen the moon?" "Well. I went to New Mexico, once."
      Myshu: gwahaha, you mean fuck
      Zephira: That's amazing
      SaintNick: amazing was about an hour later when she sat bolt upright, jammed her finger into the windshield and yelled "YOU LIED TO ME!!!"
      DK: lol, too clever for your own good
      SaintNick: well, she got me back later, maybe.
      SaintNick: "I think we should just be friends
      SaintNick: Because we wouldn't work out
      SaintNick: Because I want to be a man."
      SaintNick: I don't know if she was joking or not to this day

      ---
      DK: Well the biggest frustration I have with my relationship is I was scrupulously faithful to the point that messing around never crossed my mind while I was in EUROPE, fuck capital of PLANET EARTH
      DK: do you know how many 19 year old Chinese girls there were asking me about sex there
      DK: I'll tell you
      DK: two
      DK: but that's enough
      Myshu: Hot damn
      DK: "I NEVER KNEW WHAT A PORNO STORE IS - WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT?"
      DK: jesus fuck what is this, american pie shit

      ---
      SaintNick: When I die, you guys better practice being sad. Because I'm hiring profesionals to mourn, and you'll all be upstaged if you're not prepared.
      SaintNick: A line of teenage girls cutting themselves. An Aretha Franklin lookalike screaming, wailing and trying to fit herself down the hole with the coffin. A sea of runny mascara.
      SaintNick: I will be missed, even if it costs my dependants their entire inheritance.
      SaintNick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZI2z19vbQ and while we're at it, this song describes how I want to be buried.
      maggiekarp: I wanna say I'd be hella sad but that sounds like quite a show

    • Quote Log 4

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      The following isn't particularly safe for work, mind or body:

      --- housemates
      maggiekarp: waah AT and fen left their phones here and they're ringing
      SaintNick: they're standing at a payphone trying to find their cellphones
      SaintNick: nobody wants to be bothered at the gym anyway
      maggiekarp: nah, I checked, it's Toby
      SaintNick: how is he?
      maggiekarp: so that's why I'm worried "wah should I answer and tell him they aren't here"
      SaintNick: if it's toby, sure
      maggiekarp: well he's stopped calling so it doesn't matter now
      SaintNick: I texted him
      maggiekarp: "ben and brooke are at the gym" "how did you know I was calling them" "maggie told me" "why didn't she answer the phone to tell me" "we all have asperger's toby you should be more sensitive"
      SaintNick: I covered all those basics in one text message, but pretty much yeah.
      SaintNick: ya'll have assburgers. I just have shitfries.
      maggiekarp: "ben@gym magie@spergin koff@sux"

      --- Chrono Trigger
      DK: And Crono only has him fucking self to blame
      DK: After they rescued Marle he could've stopped with the T. Traveling
      DK: I mean arguably they were fated because the timeline doesn't work unless they were but seriously
      Myshu: Well to be fair to Crono, he was talked into it by a hot chick
      Myshu: How many guys have fallen for that
      Myshu: And Lucca was right there at the time all "don't take this gate dawgs it's dumb" but Marle's all "yippie kiyay motherfuckers" so they're screwed
      DK: Let's just think about this
      DK: Let's say YOU jumped about a thousand years in the future, and found the earth a fucked out pile of glowing radioactive waste with a few synthetic fuckdomes where people were like eating and sodomizing cats. Would YOUR ass jump in a time machine and go try to kill Einstein or something?
      DK: No man, no. You'd just go back to your own life and think, "Thank God I don't live like a thousand years in the future, I'm sure they did something to deserve that hellish life they live."
      Myshu: lmao DK, this is why you can't be the hero of a JRPG
      maggiekarp: DK get in the goddamn time gate
      DK: Man even if I could've been convinced to go on this fucking adventure if I was Crono I would've taken that shit off the rails in a big way when we got to 65 million bee cee
      DK: Ayla: DACTYL NEST HAVE DACTYL, FLY DACTYL
      DK: Crono: ONLY ONE DACTYL NEST I WANNA GET INTO. ERRRUUUGHHHH *grabs her crotch*
      -
      DK: So what do you think Gaspar does at the end of time.
      Mozz: probably just talks to spekkio
      Mozz: "hey remember when this happened?"
      DK: Like, does time pass for him?
      DK: Does he need to eat and void hisself?
      Myshu: I say no, for sanity's sake
      DK: Does he beat off? Well, I bet he does the last standing at the edge of his island.
      Myshu: grksl
      maggiekarp: it bubbles like his nose :X
      Hermit: he totally j/o's into the Lavos bucket
      Hermit: it's not like anyone's gonna fucking care if doomsday is just that little bit more slimy
      maggiekarp: "Step into that bucket if you want to fight Lavos" "COME ON CRONO LET'S G- ...oh you fuck I am wearing sandals"
      DK: "First and last man to fuck the time void," he shouts, watching his sperm fall away into oblivion, into the ultimate abyss. "I have defiled chronology itself. The 4th Dimension? MORE LIKE THE WHORETH DIMENSION!!!"
      DK: At this point Spekkio has to pull him back from the edge because he's drunk, so drunk.
      maggiekarp: yes DK yes
      DK: And those droplet's of Gaspar's semen? They're CHRONO CROSS
      maggiekarp: oh god it all makes sense
      AgentTon: oh dk
      AgentTon: just
      AgentTon: oh
      Myshu: If you're going to come, do it in the Lavos bucket

      --- not-girl trouble
      Myshu: Here's an amusing ol' myumemory--a shoecdote, if you will
      Myshu: Back in the fourth grade I used to call myself a tomboy--I found the concept fascinating ever since my mother told me about it
      Myshu: One day while playing in the woods with a guy friend he asked me what that word meant, apparently unfamiliar with it
      Myshu: I gave the most unfortunate answer ever
      Myshu: "It's a girl who wants to be a guy."
      Myshu: The look I got was priceless--I don't think he ever regarded me the same again
      Myshu: (the moral of the story is I'm bad with words)
      Sancdar: (and with boys)

    • Revolution Ch. 2 Complete, plus science

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Phew, and the second chapter of the comic is finally done. I'm going to quit posting pages directly to this journal to cut down on the spammage, but you guys know where to find 'em, eh?

      Of course you can keep watching me for... whatever weird things I do here, if you like.

      For instance: science*!

      Zephira: Totally not humorous question: Is jizz flammable or can you use it to put a fire out
      chatguy: ...do you really want to know?
      chatguy: I'm guessing it's a fire retardant
      chatguy: but I've got a zippo, and nobody I care about not looking like a perverted idiot in front of is online.
      Zephira: Do it in the name of SCIENCE
      chatguy: it won't be the worst thing I've done for science, but no, you cannot watch.
      * Myshu salutes
      Myshu: For science! Something in me approves.
      Zephira: I am almost afraid to know what that something is, but then I approve as well
      ...
      chatguy: look, I want you two to do an experiment for me, okay
      chatguy: you need to go put a pot of gravy on the stove, turn it on high, and walk away
      chatguy: then you will invite me over, and I will tell you how much better that smells than what I'm smelling now.
      Zephira: Jizz + lighter = stinky?
      Myshu: Huh... who'da thunk
      chatguy: I'da thunk. Most of the bodies humours are not easily burned
      chatguy: fire's out, though, and I'm unburned.
      Zephira: Awesome. So if you're stuck in a burning bulding and have no other choice, masturbate as fast as you can
      chatguy: the actual experiment involved a bathtub, a windproof lighter, and aim I'm willing to pat myself on the back for.
      * Myshu claps briefly
      * Zephira applauds
      chatguy: "Fuck it, if I need another reason to never start smoking again, this will give me one."
      Zephira: Well it takes 570 degrees to get flesh to combust, so I guess the fluids would need a lot more than that...
      chatguy: you can put a sample on the stove, I guess
      chatguy: provided either of you fine ladies can find a sample
      chatguy: jesus christ, I might as well just give up, buy a trench coat, and learn to skulk.
      Zephira: Skulk?
      chatguy: am I wrong to think that skulking is what goths do when you put on ska?
      Myshu: This entire exchange is pretty much a 6.0 on the creepometer
      Zephira: How far does the creepometer gooo
      chatguy: 11
      Myshu: To 11, of course
      Zephira: So it's still five less than completely creepy
      chatguy: slightly creepier than the statistical average
      chatguy: the fact that I have a gay stalker is about an 8 on the creep-o-meter
      chatguy: it could go higher, but he's not very creative
      ...
      chatguy: god damn it, it was for science
      Zephira: Science kicks ass and records how loud the victim shrieks
      chatguy: If you ask any ten dudes on the street if they'll rub out a quick one for Science, the only question you'll hear back is "Does this involve electric shocks?"
      Zephira: Well now you can add "Does this involve lighters?" to that response
      chatguy: it's not like I was trying to juggle everything with one hand
      chatguy: you REALLY want too much information? DO you?
      Zephira: So what's scarier, penis science involving electric shocks, or fire?
      Myshu: ...
      chatguy: shocks. Being burned takes a while to really start hurting.
      chatguy: I'm not into pain like that, but I've been shocked, stabbed and burned on other parts of my body, and I think shocked is probably the worst of the three *to anticipate*
      DK: what the hell did i just walk
      DK: back into
      DK: what the hell honies
      Zephira: Herlow
      Myshu: [chatguy] set his jizz on fire for science
      Myshu: Results: not flammable, but smells bad
      DK: well man of course it's not flammable the prostate doesn't produce kerosene
      DK: I could've saved you all so much pain
      Zephira: Myshu, were you in pain?
      Myshu: This laughter hurts so good

      *actual screen name of chatguy hidden to protect the shameful

  • About Me

    Chupathingys!

    FAQ:

    "What program do you use to draw?"
    Manga Studio

    "What about your 3D models/animations?"
    Blender 3D - highly recommended! It's free, even.

    "Are you open for requests/commissions?"
    Not right now, but watch me for the chance to adopt chupababies!

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