Miles Miles

from Austin, TX

    • Miles Miles

      Red vs. Blue: The Chorus Trilogy

      15 minutes ago

      About three years ago, Burnie Burns asked me if I would be interested in becoming the writer and director of Red vs. Blue. He asked me like it was any other question in the world. Hell, he was grilling sausages when he did it and immediately followed it up with “Oh, pass me those tortillas”.

      That question changed my life. And those sausages were outstanding.

      It has been an honor and a privilege to not only work on the greatest web series in history, but to do it alongside some of the most awe-inspiring individuals I’ve ever met, and am now fortunate enough to call my friends.

      When we started The Chorus Trilogy, it was almost solely on the shoulders of myself and Kyle Taylor, with Burnie and Matt acting as guides and Nico Audy-Rowland providing his signature sound. When we moved to Season 12, our small team expanded, bringing Josh Ornelas onto the machinima team, enlisting Clayton de Wet’s excellent sound design, and introducing animation into the trilogy through the talents of Chris Dike and Kristopher Peterson. As for the finale… it’s safe to say that it would never have been possible without the stunning team we managed to assemble. Old faces and new joined the project, each bringing something invaluable to the table, and together we did the very best we could.

      As of today, Red vs. Blue: Season 13 is available on DVD and Blu-Ray in the RT Store and select retailers... and we’re pretty goddamn proud of it.

      In the past three years, we’ve befriended giant robots, fought monstrous mercenaries, settled a civil war, awoken alien artifacts, and crashed several space ships… but we’ve also grown as a department, and as a family.

      My life has also changed since this all began. I’ve made mistakes and have done my best to learn from them. I’ve had the pleasure of bringing amazing new people into my life, and have had to cope with the bitter loss of others. The one constant throughout all of it, though, has been you.

      To you, who has watched our absurd adventures every week. Whether you loved it or you hated it, I would like to thank you for sticking with us until the end. I hope we made you laugh, cry, gasp, and occasionally curse at your computer monitors.

      The Reds and Blues will return in Season 14, as will countless other characters from all across the RvB Universe for one, epic collection of short stories and adventures. It’s going to be unlike anything we’ve ever attempted, and I can say I’m just as excited as I am nervous. Fortunately, I’ve learned that sometimes... you just have to have faith.

      And I do.


    • Miles Miles

      Thank You @EliteIzzy!

      2 weeks ago

      Last night I got a package.


      Nothing too spectacular... but wait... inside was a smaller box, covered in bubble wrap and a green X made of tape. I dug deeper...

      What's this?


      No... could it be?



      For those of you who don't know, @EliteIzzy is the creator of this awesomeness. She does cosplay, photography, art, and seems to be one of the coolest people from the UK as far as I can tell. A simple tweet of thanks wasn't enough.

      Izzy, this is seriously one of the nicest things anyone's ever given me.

      Not only that, but she also included a wonderful letter, additional artwork, and the very first prop she ever made: a Hunter's blade, from Destiny.


      Izzy, I can't thank you enough. I was having a bit of a rough day, and your kindness completely turned it around (seriously, I think I went out and ran my fastest mile ever after opening this)!

      To everyone else, go check out her work on Twitter and the RT Site! She's super cool and unbelievably talented.

      Oh, and Izzy? It fits perfect.


      See you on the battlefield... soldier.

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      Super Mario Maker Courses!

      3 weeks ago

      Not sure if you've heard, but I'm kind of in love with Super Mario Maker. Anyone feel like sharing their level codes?

      Here's some of mine:

      Koopa Shell Caverns: D8E1-0000-0019-3754

      This was my first course! There's one or two spots where the level can break and become unbeatable, but it's somewhat rare. Still... oops.

      Bills, Bombs, and Thwomps: 12A1-0000-0038-533C

      This was a fun one to make. I may have made a mistake with the Thwomp section. I tried to warn the player about upcoming Thwomps by showing one in a safe area, but then the dangerous Thwomps that follow are completely hidden, sooooo... kinda cheap on my part. Sorry! It has a similar ending section to my first course.

      Escort the Boo-Bomb: 4CAD-0000-0042-9DAF

      This is one of my favorites. Be patient and make sure not to lose your Boo!

    • Miles Miles


      1 month ago

      The contents of my fridge make me sad. LET'S COOK SOME TASTY GOODNESS.

      Now that RvB crunch is over, that means no more eating at the office all the time. I'm getting back into cooking and need to go grocery shopping at some point this weekend. Anybody have some awesome recipes they'd wanna share?

      In exchange, I offer my favorite family recipe: My dad's "Blue Moon Chili". This chili is the bomb-diggity. Sweet, with growing heat. (Pro tip: goes great with cheddar cheese and Ritz crackers). Play around with the recipe to make it your own (I like to add a little extra spice).


      -Chuck Roast, ground coarse

      -Pork, ground

      Cook meat slowly and then drain.

      Add the following items:

      3 Cups Onion, diced small

      1 ½ Tbl. Garlic, diced fine

      Add the following, bring to a simmer and cover for 2 hours.

      (Use tomato paste if not thick enough)

      2 Tbl. Chili Powder

      2 Tbl. Cumin

      1 Tbl. Paprika

      1 Tbl. Thyme

      1 Tbl. Oregano

      1 tsp. Salt

      1 tsp. Cayenne Pepper, ground

      1 tsp. Black Pepper, ground

      4 Bay Leaves, crushed & crumbled

      10 Chili Petins, crushed & crumbled

      1 Tbl. Brown Sugar

      1 Tbl. Red Wine Vinegar

      1 Can Beef Broth

      2 Cans Rotel with Green Chili

      1 Can Crushed Tomatoes

      5 oz. Spicy V-8 Juice

      1 Can Ranch Style Beans (plain or process smooth in a food processor)

      And you're done! CHOW DOWN.

      EDIT: Wow! All of these recipes look awesome! Thanks for sharing, guys!

    • Miles Miles


      1 month ago

      Hey Austinites! Quick update:

      Because the South Lamar Alamo Drafthouse sold out of tickets so quickly, we've now opened up a theater at the Slaughter Lane Drafthouse for the RvB13 Finale Marathon!

      Grab your tickets before they sell out! The following locations still have seats:

      Austin (Slaughter Lane)


      Kansas City


      Note that we won't be holding the Q&A at the Slaughter location, but it WILL be recorded and posted at a later date!

      Hope you guys enjoy the show!

    • Miles Miles

      RvB13 Finale Marathon at the Draft House

      1 month ago

      The Chorus Trilogy has been a long and wild ride, and now it’s time to send it out with a bang.

      I am VERY happy to announce that on Monday, September 7th, select Alamo Drafthouse Theaters in Austin, Houston, Kansas City, and Yonkers will be screening Red vs. Blue: Season 13 in its entirety as a celebratory lead-up to the season finale!

      Come for the sim-troopers, stay for the drinks (and if you’re at the Austin South Lamar location, the post-show Q&A)!

      You can buy your tickets here:

      Austin (South Lamar)

      Austin (Slaughter Lane)


      Kansas City


      Don’t wait! You know you want to see Episode 18 on the GLORIOUS BIG SCREEN!

      The end is near! We hope you’ll join us for it!

      PS: The Q&A is currently planned to be recorded and released at a later date!

  • Comments (2040)

    • CaradocKaine


      1 hour ago

      Some of the Sponsor Cut videos ain't working, in case y'all didn't notice. Halo 2 pt 1 for example

    • Dervich

      Dervich Fanatic

      2 days ago

      Just finished watching RvB Season 13 on Blu Ray.

      Afterwards I checked out the outtakes. Absolutely hilarious this year! Your laugh is pure gold.

    • UDany


      2 days ago

      Hey any chance of World of Remnant 4 - Aura ever being released? I don't even OWN a Blu-ray player nor have the intention of doing so... Sad for a digital production company to have physical media exclusives for so long =P

    • DarienSwartz


      4 days ago

      Hey gorgeous, had a question about being a writer, and was wondering if you'd be able to answer it. I really enjoy writing, and I think I am good at it. But it takes me forever to get started, do you have any hints, tips, or suggestions you could give me to help with the story writing process?

    • Snowy21


      1 week ago

      I finally got to seeing the final episodes of RVB season 13. I can say that I appreciate what you as well as Rooster Teeth have created, and I respect you guys greatly for it.

    • RomanHeretic

      RomanHeretic Needs a patch

      2 weeks ago

      Yo. Just watched On the Spot where you were coughing up blood. I haven't seen anything else about it and was wondering if you were alright. Hopefully I'm getting worried over nothing.

    • Xaryn

      Xaryn BlueTeam4Life

      3 weeks ago

      Hey Miles! I just finished listening to the latest Shizno with your interview, and I had an idea regarding those alternate endings you had wanted to do. Would it be possible to make them, release them on the site kinda as PSA's periodically during the off-season, and then include them on the Season 14 dvd? I know you had to cut them to make the S13 dvd deadline, but I think that would be so great to do them anyway, because yeah, those alt. endings are like one of the most memorable parts of the Blood Gulch era, and the Chorus trilogy started with Season 11 hearkening back to those days, when it was just these idiots in a box canyon, and there were so many little things like the photoshop jokes, and callbacks, and I just think that it'd be really cool to "end" the Chorus trilogy with another callback, this time to the end of the Blood Gulch era. Loved hearing them regardless, loved hearing you on the Shizno again, and huge thanks for making an incredible trilogy of RvB and for ending it so well.

    • laflower1966


      4 weeks ago

      hey miles I was thinking why not in season 15 or 16 of red vs blue try to bring church back to life. Here's my thinking. Church leaves a secreat message in the memory unit witch has been off for over 3 years. Then turns back on because of the saftey protocal by epsilon dying.( I know your saying well church died three years ago why should it be on now because of the distances between the planets the signal of epsilon takes awhile) so the message is how to bring him back alive,but when they all get the message they only have 5 days to bring him back or church is gone for good, and the materials to bring him back are the alien box, the memory unit, all of the ai, and finally church's original armor body. While they look for the items to revive church aka the alpha all of the ai's start to malfunction or go crazy because when their origenal ai aka alpha dies they all die. ( so that means church aka the alpha was never really dead just resting for all of these years). sorry for distracting you just giving out some thoughts in mind.

    • St_franz

      St_franz Joelaholic

      1 month ago

      I'd like to say if I lived in Texas I would totally date you, but if I lived in Texas I would totally date Joel first

    • viking12


      1 month ago

      I was at the Houston Drafthouse showing, and it was an amazing experience to see the season all the way through for the first time surrounded by other fans! Feeling the room hold its breath as our favorite jokes came along, and just the baited silence during Church's speech are two things that really struck me. You've done an amazing job, and created what I consider to be the best few seasons of this wonderful show. Also, once the credits started playing, multiple people in the theater shaking our fists in the air saying "Damn you Miles Luna!" goes to show the piece of art that you and the team have created.