Joel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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    • CatherineEll FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      is David Aaron baker your dad as he's the double of you

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      2 months ago

      Got back from vacation an immediately sat down to watch Day 5. Joel...you were incredible. <3

    • Glenfiddich1965 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Joel, it was cool meeting you and Gus today, thanks.

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      6 months ago

      It's my birthday...can I please get a hb from my favorite man? <3

      • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

        6 months ago

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    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      7 months ago

      Thank you for answering my question(s) <3 And here's this in case you didn't see it on Twitter CbMcRQnUcAAeoPS.jpg

    • Austin0434

      7 months ago

      You now made my year. Thank you so much.

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      7 months ago

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      One has better hair and better ideas (And better legs, yowza)

    • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Engineering Recruiter

      7 months ago

      "What is: Yahoo's Business Plan?" $YHOO pic.twitter.com/S9nYzWktZJ

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    • Austin0434

      7 months ago

      thank you for answering my question.

      You made my week.

    • mistFAWKES

      7 months ago

      hey dude did you see The Big Short yet? what do you think of banks rebranding CDOs as bespoke tranche opportunities? i was thinking, i bet a lot ofpeople are gonna see that movie and try to short them. if hella people do, and an eft were made for that, THATS what id short, because i bet the banks wont get caught in the same timeframe, and people will try to replicate burry and baum's move not realizing they don't have the capital to pay the premiums. so their credit default swaps (if they're allowed to buy them against bespoke tranche opportunities) go bust, the etf (that doesnt exist yet) drops, and your short position is now profitable. no clue what the basis points on shorting a fuckin etf is though. way out of my league. interested to see ur take on it, it's fucking astonishing that they are pulling the CDO play again...

    • MassDefect

      9 months ago

      With the lack of hockey in sportsball i was wondering if you would be interested in a complied video segment about weekly hockey? Like a hockey round up? I can look into that and might be able to help if that is something you are interested in.

    • Cinomari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of N00bs

      10 months ago

      You should write a journal for college students that need to figure out money. You're the only one I trust with this.

      • mistFAWKES

        7 months ago

        step one: dont spend it. step two: graduate.

      • Kiwi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OCC Time Lord

        6 months ago

        Talk to @ErinM - she pops in on the OCC occasionally and she's awesome!

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      10 months ago

      I recently found this and I found it pretty funny.

      http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/capitalism-explained?u...

      Just tell me what you think of it.

      • mistFAWKES

        7 months ago

        "you have two cows, but you dont know where they are. you break for lunch" i died

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      11 months ago

      Joel...I must see that childhood photo of you. For science.

    • Javi_in_1080p

      11 months ago

      nice running into you at the carwash! Keep the 911 clean

    • Kiwi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OCC Time Lord

      1 year ago

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    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      Happy birthday! <3<3<3

    • webspinner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I find it ridiculous that the best financial advice I've ever had is from some guy on the internet that plays a possibly mentally handicapped space warrior in a series filmed through a video game, but hell, I'm not complaining.

      Thanks dude, chilling out with a beer enjoying the apartment I never thought I'd be able to afford.

      Cheers!

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      I'm drunk and you're sexy

      • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

        1 year ago

        GDI drunk me

    • Moeparker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ghost

      1 year ago

      What's the story with the pug in the sweater picture? He's a cutie pie

    • oODADEOo

      1 year ago

      JOEL! I've got 50% in GD Stock 38% in S&P 500 Equity index and 18% in Large Cap EQ Fund what can I expect here? Should I run for the hills? Please Advise.

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

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    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      1 year ago

      Watching the Dow drop is like watching a submarine sink and succumb to crushing pressure and no one can do anything about it.

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      Thank you for the hug <3 By the way, you got me hooked on Agario, you bastard.

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

      you are my ringtone, and it confuses a lot of people. thank you.

    • garff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      DYY jokes aside, i'm looking at adding to my portfolio over the summer, any good suggestions? Iv made about a 15% return off your podcast advise in the past so I'm back again. Been looking at ENS and POWR. What have you been looking at lately sir?

    • Ati

      1 year ago

      O compose

    • Cheyza

      1 year ago

      Whenever some annoying and nosy little twit asks "...just exactly how much DO you drink?" Just stare at them then slowly say "Not nearly enough."
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    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      Missed you in the shorts, Joel! You always knock it out of the park <3

    • Anon_Akiyo

      1 year ago

      Caboose is my favorite character.
      Joel is my favorite guy from Rooster Teeth.
      Do I really need to elaborate more?
      Keep watching them stocks bud.
      (Nice pug by the way XD)

    • Dylan_rvb

      1 year ago

      Hey Joel what up

    • GLORP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Joel,
      You may not read this but there is a girl in Rhode Island that is a huge fan of all things RT. Last year she was diagnosed with chronic Lyme Disease and has been unable to do the things a normal girl should be able to do. Tomorrow, Wednesday May 13, is her 16th birthday. She will not be able to celebrate it as she should due to her disease. Furthermore, tomorrow she will begin using IV bags that will make her feel like she has the flu. I have talked very briefly with her and she asked me to contact you to thank you (for what exact purpose I do not know), and said to ask for a temporary follow on Twitter @Lindsey_Clark11 or a friend request on this site. Her RT username is lindsey_11. What I am trying to do with this message is make her tomorrows featured user, but I don't know if I'm too late to make that deadline. I encourage you to please read the rest of her story as she said it on her Tumblr loserwithlyme.tumblr.com/

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      https://www.facebook.com/195819930466243/videos/676858442324491/

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

      I've been re-listening to some of the old podcasts and I did a spit take onto a stranger in the middle of the New York City subway during rush hour because of something you said. Thank you for making my day, and ruining someone else's

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

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    • BuddyLove322 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Watching Friends. Seen you in it. Wish they could of used you better.

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      How To: I am bread was the best thing ever. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
      I love you to pieces Joel, but I noticed Adam's grating habit of taking Jesus' name in vain has rubbed off on you. Come on, you're better than that.

    • Cheyza

      1 year ago

      Gungrave.

    • Spartan11311

      1 year ago

      HOW TO: with Joel and Adam... is the best god damn thing ever in the whole entire god damn history of the vast god damn multiverse that could ever be conceived by human beings, or any other species, creatures, or spiritual entities... I applaude you, good sirs!!

    • Guitarthur

      1 year ago

      DYY up 8%

    • amyo68066

      1 year ago

      Hey Joel! I love how you tell stories 😀

    • lobomon13

      1 year ago

      you're random, random is fun though

    • Teslianu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ryan the "YIKES!" guy.

      1 year ago

      you're an odd one, but i like it.

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

      SO why do you have 3d glasses as an award?

    • Mermaidslur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      In this universe the word bitches has a .000002 % chance of granting a wish.

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      How did they manage to tame your hair in Sim0ne and Lazer Team?? And a better question is why mess with perfection?

    • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

      1 year ago

      Joel, you faved a drawing of mine on twitter not too long ago. Just wanted to let you know it made my day :)

    • Thinglord The Clown

      1 year ago

      Hope you have a Plup-Tent Warm fuzzies day, Panther tamer Joel

  • Questions answered by Joel

    US too levered to money market accounts, so don't think we will see neg rates in the US.

    Why??

    | Asked by: British_Knight 7 months ago

    Not why, when.

    For some reason I only sleep 6 nights a week.

    where were you born?

    | Asked by: daftpunker808 7 months ago

    Oklahoma, only lived there for 6 months before I was off to San Fransisco, then Germany.

    Do you have a stockbroker?

    | Asked by: ConnorJ 7 months ago

    I have a platform I use, but my advice is my own.

    Must have been a leftover stimulus/response reaction to being young and wanting to stay up late.

    When investing you have to ask yourself, "how long can I go without this money? What are my tolerances?" There's an ETF I've been recommending forever, $TLT. Warning you're buy a bond bubble, but it's has to keep going up, or it's the end of the world. Other than that, I would honestly go out and buy 1 oz silver bullion coins. Not rare coins, just bullion, you're buying the silver, not the ancient marking from a lost empire.

    People aren't really into it, & I have no problem with that.

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