CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

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from A Ranch east of the middle of nowhere

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    • bit of a corny song but I agree with the sentiment.

      3 days ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic


      I mean hell look at my page picture.

      Pluto's still a planet to me too!

    • Invader-Jim asked CoffeeNut78 a question

      Why are you so shy Sir White Knight? Why won't you answer my discharge question?

      Answered: Jan 13, 2018

      Oh I don't know maybe because I don't hang out on here all day hitting refresh like an internet troll...

      Hello again my little troll I think I will call you Joe Boo!  (Major League joke folks)

    • Invader-Jim asked CoffeeNut78 a question

      Where you dishonourably discharged from the military because of how much discharge you wolfed down on a daily basis?

      Answered: Jan 13, 2018

      No actually I was honorably discharged after 14 years of service and you are just a small minded man with anger issues.

      Wait I do believe that is the definition of an internet Troll!    HEY EVERYONE I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL INTERNET TROLL!!!


      Woo Hoo!

    • Really starting to get cabin feaver here.

      2 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      I haven't been out of the house since I left the doctors office Friday.  Everything hurts and I am grumpy.  Someone give me a bottle of scotch or something already!

    • Well I don't have to worry about the weather for a while.....

      2 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Because I am broken.

      I got my ribs cracked and knee fucked up by a 1900lb Angus Bull 2 days ago.

      Damn thing tried to beat the shit out of me and the guy helping me get him loaded.  (my dad)

      Bull was a little lame and we wanted to load him up take him home and give him a shot of medicine to see if he would get better.  Instead he tried to kill me and my father. 

      My dad got out of the way fast enough and I got the snot knocked out of me.  Needless to say the bull did not get doctored he got hauled to town and will be sold next week. 

      Just thought give myself a day or 3 rest and I'd be up and about but sore.  Until my kneecap went POP twice yesterday so.  Decided I should go to the Dr. yesterday.  I have a hairline crack on my femur right at the knee connection.  And that is the good news.  Because it is a vertical crack on the edge of the lower ball of the bone.  It might chip off and float around  then dissolve after a few years or it might heal up.  The bad news is the partially torn tendon that holds my Knee cap in place.  No cast but I have to keep the leg immobile until after the swelling goes down.  

      And to top it off 2 bruised ribs 1 cracked and a battered forearm on the same side of my body.

      So,  a few weeks or better of doing diddly squat right when I need to be the most active on the ranch.  Fucking Great!@#$!$!


      Oh well at least I am alive enough to bitch about it.  Damn thing could have just kept beating on me till it killed me.

    • Weather forcast for the week.

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Today.        Colder that fuck

      Thursday.   Cold as shit

      Friday.        Cold as shit

      Saturday     Colder than fuck

      Sunday       Cold as shit

      Monday       Colder than a witches tits in a brass bra

      Tuesday     Cold 

      Wednesday  Not as cold but still below freezing.


      Now I am fairly sure that December is supposed to be cold or it use to be when I was a kid.   

      I keep looking for this global warming or climate change that people talk about and Swear is real.


      I thought I was supposed to have warm sunny days walking around in Bermuda shorts by now they've only been shoveling this load of BS since the early to mid 1980's


      Yeah and we were promised flying cars by 2000 back in 1950.

      How's that prediction coming Nostra'dumbass!


      See you can lump people that don't believe in climate change together with people that don't believe in getting their kids vaccinated...

      Then I can make Absurd illogical accusations too!

    • Fuck Marry Kill

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Summer Glau, Natalie Portman, and Karen Gilan.

      My hardest choice I've ever made in that game.

      Bone Glau, Marry Karen.... So sorry Natalie.... well I'll make it fast here is a poison pill.  : ( I hate myself now.


      Who do you pick?

      And I don't believe in polygamy but for those three I would seriously consider it.

    • That gate is tighter than a ducks asshole.

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      There is a folksy saying for ya now.

      I have spring calves weaned and running with last falls replacement heifers in the pasture by my house.  We corn them every morning and give them hay twice a day till we decide how many of them to sell in mid January and how many to keep.    


      Thing of it is the pasture has 2 fenced off lots in it that has good protection from snow storms that we lock them into for the first week after weaning and then let them out.  They only get locked in those lots again if the weather gets bad so they don't wander off and die in a snow drift.  

      Well, the damn fall heifers have 4 bad apples in the batch that are going to get sold with the new calves this Jan.  Little shitheads kept rubbing a barbwire gate till it stretched out and sagged enough they could jump over it or crawl under it.  Admittedly the gate was in need of repair but I stretched it up and tied it back together 4 times in the first week before Wednesday afternoon.  But they still rubbed it to pieces!  Finally we said fuck it and just let them run the pasture and then had to take the time to drive them up to the bunks for corn.  But we have a snow and blow forecast for tomorrow and I don't need those 4 rubbing the gate open and letting everything out into the storm.  So I cut the gate out and built a new one.  

      And as the title says 


      "That gate is tighter than a ducks asshole."  

      It might take two strong men and a llama to get it open with a wench now and at least that to open it without fence stretchers.  If those little rips rub it down now I'm not going to bother waiting till January to sell them I am just going to walk out trank dart  them and drag their asses into a trailer udder first and haul them to town myself!  


      Or just shoot them bury them in the snow until the weather gets nice and have a BBQ.  Naw won't work too many coyotes and Pumas around I'd only end up with spare ribs sans the meat.


    • Weird dreams where you know your dreaming

      1 month ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Had one last night that kind of dream you know your dreaming but don't care enough to try to take control and make it lucid.  (I think that is what lucid dreaming means)  Anyway I knew I was dreaming and I just kinda let my subconscious do whatever the hell it wanted and sat back to see what it would come up with.  A disjointed road trip where I left a cat in a hotel room on purpose so someone else could pick it up 2 days later and take it to someone else.  Like the cat was a drug drop or an animal smuggling deal or something.  A wedding to a woman I've never met before and the guy who was supposed to be my best man was busy picking up the drug cat so I grabbed a random guy out of a burger king to do the job.  Never actually saw the wedding part of the dream as it was in a high school auditorium and we had to wait for some play the kids were putting on to get done before we started.  Went back into the burger king to find the fry cook was beating a puma in a gimp suit.  And the next thing I know the puma is the cat that I left in the hotel room for the would be best man to deliver to the fry cook.  I asked the fry cook why she didn't just have me bring the cat to her directly.  Only to find out she was the sister of the lady I was supposed to marry and said because she hated her sister and this was her cat.  Then cut to after the wedding and I am asking my now wife why her sister put her puma in a gimp suit?  To which she replied; What My cat? ... then stammered and and that wasn't a gimp suit the were my leather pajamas?!!?  That bitch!

      It was about that time I decided the dream had gotten too weird and forced myself to wake the hell up.  In retrospect I should have hung around to see if the in my in dream wife put on her "leather pajamas".


      Now if you think all of that is easy to follow you are weirder than I am.  But why did my 73 yr old father smartest man I know Turn into Homer Simpson just before the school play ended?



    • no more double star and soon no star at all

      2 months ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Letting my sponsorship or first status laps.  Not mad at RT or anything sinister.  Just have other bills to attend to and though I am immensely fond of this place I have to be sure my employees are paid my bills are paid and I have food on the table.   I probably could continue to sponsor here but I recently cut my own fun budget and this place got the axe as part of my cuts. Especially since I set aside some $ for last weekend and this weekend's fundraisers!  

  • About Me

    I am in my mid 40's ( I don't lie about my age But because I am old enough to be paranoid about the inter webs I never give an exact age) I've been alive long enough to remember Carter or Regan being elected.. I came in to the military in the early or late 1990's. I've served in 2 branches of the military. Then when I left the military I moved back to my family land and I'm a Rancher now. Not here to pick up chicks, or debate politics and religion, just here to have fun and laugh. And on occasion cause a little havoc. In a good way the kind of havoc that is fun and everyone can enjoy... well most everyone. I invite you to look around kick off your shoes and get to know me. I make a mean steak and grilled asparagus dinner or a wine and cream spicy tomato pasta sauce. Bring a friend but beware I live in the sticks so I have a shotgun in reach at all times. ;) Get to know me look around my profile... You will discover I am quite insane. But at least I know I am. Everyone is insane but those who claim they are not are the ones you need to worry about!

  • Comments (227)

    • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      OMFG you are a farm boy, no wonder you stick up for fat cows......

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        4 days ago

        Hey you have a pic up.  Good for you!  You actually grew a pair.  Congratulations!


        And yeah I do stick up for fat chicks what of it?

    • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

      11 months ago

      by the by... Fuck you valentines day.   No seriously fuck this bs holiday.

    • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fiery the Angels rose,..

      1 year ago

      Featured User Day!


      I'm not sure how one is supposed to celebrate, but I've heard rumor that some people throw popped popcorn everywhere and eat copious amounts of ketchup and strawberries while chanting in an Eldritch language... with cake.

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        huh?

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        OOOOKAY... Who what HUH?!??!

        Seriously when I first read your post I was wondering what the heck you were talking about.

        I looked at notifications and didn't even notice I was F.User.


        This calls for a drink!

        Barq's rootbeer floats for everyone!(under 21)

        Or over 21 and attending AA

        As for me I am going to get a Scotch!

    • AussieFlower

      1 year ago

      Thanks for the gift ^_^ *hugs*

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        you're welcome :)

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      1 year ago

      Thank you brother. :-)

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        don't mention it. :)

    • cold_arrow

      5 years ago

      You know, one of these days you're going to ask and I'm going to say "Yes."

      Just warning you.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        Oh. I should totally buy myself a studded handbag!!!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
        My heart as great, my reason haply more,
        To bandy word for word and frown for frown.
        But now I see our lances are but straws,
        Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
        That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
        Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
        And place your hands below your husband’s foot:
        In token of which duty, if he please,
        My hand is ready, may it do him ease.


        PETRUCHIO
        Why, there’s a wench! Come on and kiss me, Kate

        AND.....
        Right about here is where I get smacked with your spike studded hand bag. lol smiley0.gifsmiley5.gif

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        skip a few lines....

        KATHERINE
        Fie, fie! Unknit that threat'ning unkind brow
        And dart not scornful glances from those eyes
        To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.
        It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
        Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
        And in no sense is meet or amiable.
        A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
        Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
        And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
        Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
        Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
        Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee,
        And for thy maintenance commits his body
        To painful labor both by sea and land,
        To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
        Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe,
        And craves no other tribute at thy hands
        But love, fair looks and true obedience—
        Too little payment for so great a debt.
        Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
        Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
        And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
        And not obedient to his honest will,
        What is she but a foul contending rebel
        And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
        I am ashamed that women are so simple
        To offer war where they should kneel for peace;
        Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway
        When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
        Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
        Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
        But that our soft conditions and our hearts
        Should well agree with our external parts?
        Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        Quaint. I knew I had seen that somewhere before I had to look it up.

        When I did the context became quite amusing but you strike me more to be Kate than Bianca.

        LUCENTIO
        I would your duty were as foolish too.
        The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,
        Hath cost me an hundred crowns since suppertime.

        BIANCA
        The more fool you for laying on my duty.

        140 PETRUCHIO
        Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women
        What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        More fool you.

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        I'm counting on it. smiley8.gif

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      Dude!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        thanks smiley1.gif

    • cold_arrow

      6 years ago

      Commando.

    • mebig0

      7 years ago

      I got that pic from a site full of randomness

    • Havoc1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778, #12:

      Can't remember model off the top of my head (probably a 24-gun), but it's a Griffin safe with a digital keypad. Very nice construction, especially when compared to Liberty and other large name brands. Better/sturdier lock mechanism and fit/finish, great fire rating, and they delivered and installed because I'm about 90 miles from them. When I visited to select my safe, the owner turned out to be a great guy with many years of safe design and safecracking experience. I truly am impressed, and it was cheaper than the big-name brands! .

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      By the end of the night it was 3 bottles of bubbly, 1.5 of wine, 2 scotches and a glass of port.

    • RosaSpinaque

      7 years ago

      You presume correctly. It is from the episode "Jaynestown", when they see the statue the Mudders made of Jayne. :)

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Oh now that's intriguing.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      1778? why not 4-0-double 7?

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Just be glad you're not in my head atm. I know normal is a myth, but I would love to be just a little less unconventional. It's all too hard when every part of me wants/needs things that even those parts know that they can't have. Not even my head can make it all make sense sometimes, and it gets awfully hard to lock it down once it's been let loose.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I like the 3rd one best too.

      Figured out what you're doing in Datingland?

    • Bleu_Ace

      7 years ago

      That DEFINITELY sounds like a deceptipumpkin

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Somehow I think that would be frowned upon at my work...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      If I get them I'll put pics up... But that's a big if...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      You damn tease...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Good answer.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      She's rung me in the middle of the night before cos I didn't come home...

      I'd been living in Melbourne for 2 years...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      My mum's phone is apparently not receiving text messages atm, and so she hasn't heard from me since Sunday morning when we flew back into Sydney. She's tried calling a few times but I've either been in bed sleeping, or busy with something so I've not been able to talk to her and have sent her a text to that effect.

      This morning she rang my phone at 6.30, which was set to silent so I didn't hear. She then rang the boy, whose phone was not silenced, waking us both up... Apparently she thought something must have happened to us because she hasn't been able to get hold of either of us since Sunday...

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      7 years ago

      Ah, shame. Well, good to see you back, good sir.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      7 years ago

      LMAO

      NICE! Yeah, that was/is me. Fucking mods went into dick mode and baleeted the picture. By the way, if you still have that picture...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      It's ok, it was her time... It's just sad, ya know? *Shrugs*

    • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

      8 years ago

      Can you say CRACK POT?
      Because that is what you are bub.

    • BradWatson

      8 years ago

      Mash1778 or whatever your name is

      This is Brad Watson from Miami, FL. You have made some very ignorant and abusive comments towards me and my brief explanation of some encoded symbolism of The Lost Room. Why is it that you and so many people go on the Internet under a cover of anonimity and undisclosed location and humor themselves making sick comments?
      Keep in mind that there is a God and all our actions have consequences.

      Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) exists and I'm not the only one promoting on the Internet - hundreds are. Google it.

      If you think that you are smarter than I am - I challenge you. Pick a topic: math & science, English, history, religion, music, sports. We can easily debate anything and easily show who is smarter. Let's begin with this: I presented a paper/poster at a major NASA conference. Ok. your turn... Or, I perform regularly with the Miami Symphony, Palm Beach Pops, etc. How's your music ability? I went to 7 different universities and taught at an 8th. How about you? I'm a 13 handicap in golf, how about you?

      Benjamin Franklin said, "To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish". You have erred in attacking my writing and me personally. You have the opportunity to repent or to continue to act in an evil manner. God will decide how to reward or punish your behavior.

      - Brad Watson, Miami, FL

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      It's ok. I needed a good laugh. The "CNN BS believing spoon fed typical mindless sheep American."really had me rolling.

      It's like you actually see my thoughts over the internets.

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      I call BULL SHIT.
      You are a Hypocrite


      I smell Bullshit.

      subtle sarcasm eludes you...


      Also, If I were you I'd quit judging people by a one word comment posted on the internet. You fail miserably at it.



      Post edited 8/15/09 1:55PM

    • RDM

      8 years ago

      Oldie was being sarcastic. But thanks for playing.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Haha. The politics and religion thing was a joke. I read your bit about not wanting to debate on politics and religion, but I thought it was funny because I'm actually a Religion major. Anyway, the military, eh? That's cool, man. What branch? My brother-in-law is in Afghanistan right now: 1st Division, 41st Engineering Company.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm looking for people to debate politics and religion with. If you're interested let me know.

      Also, what are you going to Hastings for? I go there for school, so I'm not there right now.

      Post edited 8/01/09 2:25AM

    • Shabobble Extra Life

      8 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778:

      Check out the group link on my profile.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I am asking you as one man to another that you honor a great American who fed a large portion of the USA between 1960 to 1995 by having a steak dinner and a beer or scotch.


      I just ran out of Scotch and need to get some more - what kind of beer and Scotch did he drink?

      And I'll gladly have the steak on the 4th.

    • Box

      8 years ago

      I'm sorry for your loss :( I can't promise I will drink, but I will definitely have a nice steak for him :)


      No worries, he is in a much better place.

    • Roxasmason

      8 years ago

      Hey i know iam a random person i read your comment on gus page iam sorry to hear about your loss you describing him on the comment like that sounds like he deserve a seat and a cold one right beside god and jesus when the superbowl comes on

      again sorry for your loss may god look after you and your family

    • blargzilla

      8 years ago

      no problem.

    • EvilCplGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      yeah, i like his art too, but the guy jipped me out of $20. i ordered a t-shirt and never recieved it.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      8 years ago

      That should not happen and I can not replicate the problem. Try using a different web browser, if that doesn't work take it to the site bugs thread and see if anybody else can offer assistance:
      roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216684&page=131

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Thanks babe, that's sweet. I will definitely keep that in mind. But for right now I think I'll be alright.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      What do you think the downside is? It seems like there could be one, but I can't put my finger on it.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Happy birthday!!! Have a great day babe!

    • mattiecore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Last I checked, I was in the lead

      not by much though.... like, 4 votes

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      schounds painful

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      I never said,"I'm going to let you decide my job..."
      I put that up to to have peopl state opinion

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Hey hon. I hope you feel better soon. smiley2.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      8 years ago

      That would probably create more and even worse memories.

    • latweety23

      8 years ago

      He was in the Air Force a long while back and now is a volunteer firefighter and a regional manager of nursing home dietary kitchens here in central Texas. Name is Mark.

      aka Copernicus on this site. He may know you too if you drop him a line. smiley0.gif

    • AaDlRs

      8 years ago

      yes but i want thinner

  • Questions answered by CoffeeNut78

    Oh I don't know maybe because I don't hang out on here all day hitting refresh like an internet troll...

    Hello again my little troll I think I will call you Joe Boo!  (Major League joke folks)

    No actually I was honorably discharged after 14 years of service and you are just a small minded man with anger issues.

    Wait I do believe that is the definition of an internet Troll!    HEY EVERYONE I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL INTERNET TROLL!!!


    Woo Hoo!