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Wit andWisdom - of the Military Manuals
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade
launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite
unpopular in what's
left of your unit." - Army's magazine of
preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy.." - Instruction
printed on US Rocket
Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not
our friend. - U.S.
Marine Corps
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"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very
accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF
Ammo Troop
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -
Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject
directly over the area you
Just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the
sword obviously never
encountered automatic weapons." - General
Macarthur
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on
ammo."
- Infantry Journal
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of
you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army
Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
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"Bravery is being the only one who knows
you're afraid."
- David Hackworth
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"If your attack is going too well, you're
walking into an ambush." -
Infantry Journal
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"No combat-ready unit has ever passed
inspection." - Joe Gay
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."
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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have
nothing to do."
- Unknown Marine Recruit
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"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people
around you." - Your
Buddies
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"If you see a bomb technician running, follow
him." - USAF Ammo
Troop
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"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I
Shall Fear No
Evil. For I
am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the
entrance to the old SR-71
operating base Kadena , Japan
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"You've never been lost until you've been
lost at Mach 3." - Paul F.
Crickmore (test pilot)
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"The only time you have too much fuel is when
you're on fire."
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"Blue water Navy truism: There are more
planes in the ocean than
submarines in the sky." - From an old carrier
sailor
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"If the wings are traveling faster than the
fuselage, it's
probably a
helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."
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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine
airplane you always have
enough
power left to get you to the scene of the
crash."
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"Without ammunition, the USAF would be just
another expensive
flying club."
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"What is the similarity between air traffic
controllers and
pilots? If a
pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC
screws up, .... The
pilot dies."
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"Never trade luck for skill."
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The three most common expressions (or famous
last words) in
aviation are:
"Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And
"Oh S...!"
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"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with
numbers."
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"Progress in airline flying: now a flight
attendant can get a pilot
pregnant."
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"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are
always needed to
successfully
complete the flight."
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"A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a
row is all luck;
three in a
row is prevarication."
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"I remember when sex was safe and flying was
dangerous."
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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we
never left one up
there!"
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"Flashlights are tubular metal containers
kept in a flight bag
for the
purpose of storing dead batteries."
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