28 year-old female from Austin, TX Found May 4th, 1984 underneath some mold in the Amazon, the Aborigines refer to me as "a pain in the ass". I have a hard time coping when I find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed fridge gnome. I like astronomy because I’ve been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask me. I am cosmically entitled to do this. I am deeply confused by life’s greatest puzzles…if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. I am a licensed acupuncturist & herbalist at Texas Acupuncture Clinic. Let's be friends.