Bar Facts Part 4
This is the last batch. This took up more journals than I thought it would. Brings back some good times. I don't remember how many of these I actually made myself but its still good stuff. Anyway, here ya go

-Halo53 was the original cast for Anakin in Star Wars: Epidsode I, but was fired after he was found outside Natalie Portman's trailer with a bottle of KY Jelly.

-Seraph refuses to eat pickles because he swears he can hear them screaming.

-The Bar never dies, it just slows down as Bole's sister's porn site is updated

-The bunny with the pancake on his head originally only had one pancake but after getting frustrated while playing WOW, Jericho's asian instincts took over and she split the pancake in half with a simple karate chop

-Taking up weed smoking has allowed Bole to lose weight because it's the only couple of minutes during the day where something other than food is in his mouth

-Killgreys invented photoshop when he needed more material to masturbate to

-Tyguy was once a thin man who would exercise regularly, but then he made fun of a n00b in the bar. Out to get revenge, the n00b invented ebay and the Philadelphia Eagles, and tyguy has not moved from his computer since

-Proculo left the forums to make preparations for the second coming of Hitler and has been organizing a youth program in Germany for years. He lures kids in with promises of buying them a new game he invented called Hitlermon. It's a cheap rip off of pokemon that has the main character, Hitler, go around to all of the towns in Europe to catch all of the Jews in pokeballs and bring them to various concentration camps

-Trillia left Armacham because he was the 5th member of the Beatles

-RTDRB was never cool, our standards were just lower

-When Blawndee contracted leprosy, she actually became more attractive

-The Jews invented Kosher in order to slow down tyguy's rate of food consumption

-The only thing smaller than Robfusion's penis is his vocabulary

-Halo has been dead for 37 years, but God hasn't told him yet because he doesn't want anybody to see them talking for fear that association with Halo would ruin his reputation.

-BigBen caused the tsunami last year by doing a cannonball off the back of a boat in the Pacific Ocean. He then threatened to send one England's way, so to prevent this they named a clock tower after him

-Canada has only 2 things to be proud of: Bacon, and Screwball. They took Micheal J. Fox off the list after he got Parkinsons.

-Darksage embeds videos everytime he feels insecure over his penis size

-Jarf didn't join the army, he left on a voyage for kenya to participate in one of the many OMG LIONS tours

-When receiving oral sex from show, your IQ actually increases by 4 points. It's a common colloquial term in urban settings to refer to oral sex as "Getting brain"

-God created Hurricane Katrina in an attempt to get back at Neo Ellis for beating him in a game of poker

-Knite23 and Robfusion played the longest Scrabble game in history. They got to a stand still when they ran out of the letters to create the words "tomato" and "stealth bar"

-FutureGod really was a girl, but he had to have a sex change since the user name Future Goddess was too long

-The lyrics to the song "Hit me baby one more time" were inspired by Quazz when Britney Spears overheard him talking about a baby, saying he'd hit it one more time.

- Moses never parted the Red Sea, Bole just did a cannon ball.

-Cheat was originally scheduled to have the main part in home alone, but they fired him during the scene when he had to put his hands on his cheeks and open his mouth. With all the practice cheat had giving out blow jobs, his mouth could open 3 times as wide as a normal man. The resulting vacuum ensnared the entire cast, crew, and set.

-Halo53 was originally going to be a famous celebrity but it was determined he was too gay for the job. His less gay replacement was Aaron Carter

-NSYNC was created so that there was something on this planet gayer than Trefu

-When star posts in italics, it is not her text that is slightly tilted but the rest of the screen that slightly tilts.

-The reason the iPod was created was so that something would be smaller than Darksage's penis. They have failed again and again and again, hence why they keep getting smaller

-Pierce puts the anal in root canal

-When erect, Show's penis becomes an 11 on the mohs scale of hardness

Bar Facts Part 4
This is the last batch. This took up more journals than I thought it would. Brings back some good times. I don't remember how many of these I actually made myself but its still good stuff. Anyway, here ya go

-Halo53 was the original cast for Anakin in Star Wars: Epidsode I, but was fired after he was found outside Natalie Portman's trailer with a bottle of KY Jelly.

-Seraph refuses to eat pickles because he swears he can hear them screaming.

-The Bar never dies, it just slows down as Bole's sister's porn site is updated

-The bunny with the pancake on his head originally only had one pancake but after getting frustrated while playing WOW, Jericho's asian instincts took over and she split the pancake in half with a simple karate chop

-Taking up weed smoking has allowed Bole to lose weight because it's the only couple of minutes during the day where something other than food is in his mouth

-Killgreys invented photoshop when he needed more material to masturbate to

-Tyguy was once a thin man who would exercise regularly, but then he made fun of a n00b in the bar. Out to get revenge, the n00b invented ebay and the Philadelphia Eagles, and tyguy has not moved from his computer since

-Proculo left the forums to make preparations for the second coming of Hitler and has been organizing a youth program in Germany for years. He lures kids in with promises of buying them a new game he invented called Hitlermon. It's a cheap rip off of pokemon that has the main character, Hitler, go around to all of the towns in Europe to catch all of the Jews in pokeballs and bring them to various concentration camps

-Trillia left Armacham because he was the 5th member of the Beatles

-RTDRB was never cool, our standards were just lower

-When Blawndee contracted leprosy, she actually became more attractive

-The Jews invented Kosher in order to slow down tyguy's rate of food consumption

-The only thing smaller than Robfusion's penis is his vocabulary

-Halo has been dead for 37 years, but God hasn't told him yet because he doesn't want anybody to see them talking for fear that association with Halo would ruin his reputation.

-BigBen caused the tsunami last year by doing a cannonball off the back of a boat in the Pacific Ocean. He then threatened to send one England's way, so to prevent this they named a clock tower after him

-Canada has only 2 things to be proud of: Bacon, and Screwball. They took Micheal J. Fox off the list after he got Parkinsons.

-Darksage embeds videos everytime he feels insecure over his penis size

-Jarf didn't join the army, he left on a voyage for kenya to participate in one of the many OMG LIONS tours

-When receiving oral sex from show, your IQ actually increases by 4 points. It's a common colloquial term in urban settings to refer to oral sex as "Getting brain"

-God created Hurricane Katrina in an attempt to get back at Neo Ellis for beating him in a game of poker

-Knite23 and Robfusion played the longest Scrabble game in history. They got to a stand still when they ran out of the letters to create the words "tomato" and "stealth bar"

-FutureGod really was a girl, but he had to have a sex change since the user name Future Goddess was too long

-The lyrics to the song "Hit me baby one more time" were inspired by Quazz when Britney Spears overheard him talking about a baby, saying he'd hit it one more time.

- Moses never parted the Red Sea, Bole just did a cannon ball.

-Cheat was originally scheduled to have the main part in home alone, but they fired him during the scene when he had to put his hands on his cheeks and open his mouth. With all the practice cheat had giving out blow jobs, his mouth could open 3 times as wide as a normal man. The resulting vacuum ensnared the entire cast, crew, and set.

-Halo53 was originally going to be a famous celebrity but it was determined he was too gay for the job. His less gay replacement was Aaron Carter

-NSYNC was created so that there was something on this planet gayer than Trefu

-When star posts in italics, it is not her text that is slightly tilted but the rest of the screen that slightly tilts.

-The reason the iPod was created was so that something would be smaller than Darksage's penis. They have failed again and again and again, hence why they keep getting smaller

-Pierce puts the anal in root canal

-When erect, Show's penis becomes an 11 on the mohs scale of hardness