24 year-old male from Clanton, AL Well hello! Destroying evil squirrels is what I do... not for a living... I'm going to be a chef for a living... but that's not because I like cooking... because I think "Chef" is the coolest moniker one can have... besides the made-up ones of course.
I'm crazy! It has recently come to my attention that I am pretty crazy... I should have figured this out when mothers would grab their children and run when they saw me... I just thought a swarm of crazy atomic super bees were behind me, so I ran too. I guess they thought I was chasing them... Ah well, you win some and you lose some... I lost a nickle in my car... and I really wanted a Twix... stupid 65 cent candy bar... people kept telling me they didn't like Nickleback's music and I kept trying to explain to them all I wanted was my nickle back! Oh well, the doctors say my insanity isn't harmful to others! Woot!