32 year-old male from Walnut Creek, CA I like whiskey sours, happy hours, and Joe Mauer. The A's rule, the Yanks drool. California > Texas. Shit, California > Everywhere Else. I love my wife and I hate your mother. I am a statistics whore, I still think Dave Matthews Band is cool, I know the words to "Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel, and yet none of these things have landed me in therapy. War Irish. War Niners. Fuck the Big Eleven. I'd rather be in Disneyland |