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"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
The book-The Restauraunt at the Ene of the Universe
"A woman drove me to drink, and i didn't even have the decency to thank her"
W.C. Fields
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now!"
Zaphod-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Esmeralda: "What is your name?"
Butch: "Butch"
Esmeralda: "What does it mean?"
Butch: "I'm American honey, our names don't mean shit."
Pulp Fiction
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain
"Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday i was a dog. Today i'm a dog. Tomorrow i'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
Snoopy
"Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk"
Fran Lebowitz
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their veiws to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their veiws.... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
Dr. Who
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."
Carl Zwanzig
"God made the Idiot for practice. Then he made the school board."
Mark Twain
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
H.L. Mencken
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill
"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except congress."
Mark Twain
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
Will Rogers
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer'
Swami X
"Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if we could only prevent girls from being girls."
Sir. Anthony Hope
"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot."
Scott Adams
"Those who cast the votes decide nothing, those who count the votes decide everything."
Joseph Stalin
Lister: "Love is what seperates us from the animals."
Rimmer: "No,what seperates us from the animals is that we don't clean our own genitals with our tongue."
Red Dwarf
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
The book- The Restaruant at the End of the Universe
"It's hard to be brave when you are a very small animal."
Piglet-'Winnie the Pooh'
"If the Good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
Willie Wonka- Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"I have never let my shooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain
"Reality is merely an illusion, but a very persistent one!"
Albert Einstein
"My life has a superb cast, but i can't figure out the plot."
Ashleigh Brilliant
"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."
Napoleon
"There is nothing quite so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating."
Alfred Hitchcock
"Politics as a practice, whatever it's proffesions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds."
Henry Adams
"I wouldn't reccomend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
"If 'A' equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. 'X' is work. 'Y' is play. 'Z' is keep your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
"La guerra contra las mujeres es la unica se gana huyendo-- War against women is the only one you can win by fleeing"
Napoleon- Quote submitted by Marianina
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Thad | | Birthday |
December 13th, 1989 | | Interests |
videogames (u may have seen me online as RadSidewinder) paintballing guns music Girls | | Gamertag |
| | SIDEWINDER08'S... | | | Music |
rock punk or alt rock i like Green Day Linkin Park ACDC etc. | | Movies |
Gangs of New York ( that was an awesome 1) Bad Santa Cold Mountain (it's set in the civil war & has Nichole Kidman in it how can u not like it?) Saving Private Ryan Eurotrip (1 thing 2 say about that LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) | | TV Shows |
Weeds (funniest series i have ever seen) Deal or No Deal (some people on that show r so stupid) | | Books |
all the halo novels but i like the 1's that Eric Nylund did the best Eragon Eldest |
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