i stole this from JoeAct but it is..
Funny

April 21st, 2005
Bungie v Red vs Blue
Here is a general recreation of the dialogue during one of our matches.

Bungie:
"Attack plan Delta!
Sniper on the left!
Sniper Down!
Rockets on platform beta!
Rockets down!
Engage in 'Flag Grab' plan Echo.
Echo engaged!
Exit Strategy Alpha-1!"
Red team flag scored."

RedvsBlue:
"Wait, wait, where is.....SHUT UP SHUT UP...move over there!! Get out of my way dumbass! Who has the rockets? Holy CRAP! I said get oUT OF MY WAY! ..holy craP!!! Somebody try reasoning with them!!! to your left!!! YOUR OTHER LEFT!! I need amo!! STOP SHOOTING ME JOEL!! Wait are WE red!? THEY WON"T LISTEN. Flag taken. THEY JUST KEEP SHOOTING!! JOEL!! I AM ON YOUR TEAM!! WHere did that come from?! HOLY CRAAP WHY WON"T I RESPON... who is throwing GRenad....WHO TOOK THE SHOTGUN!?? wait i think i saw one!! I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOUR going to wrong way...WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM!?? Gus your taking fire!...nvrmind. Wait, WHERE DID THE Flag gO!? WE have a flag?? whoops! SRRY, thats my grenade...WHERE DID THEY GET THat TANK FROM?! What does our flag look like!?? wait i can snipe them!! YOU ONLY HAVE AN SMG!?
I"LL SNIPE YOU, YOU BASTARD!! Hey, i killed church...cooool. DON"T THROW CONTROLLERS AT ME......GUS KEEP Trash TALKING TO THEM, that will show our dominance.......How DID I DIE!? wait, aren't we playing....where is the ball!??
flag scored.
game over."

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i stole this from JoeAct but it is..
Funny

April 21st, 2005
Bungie v Red vs Blue
Here is a general recreation of the dialogue during one of our matches.

Bungie:
"Attack plan Delta!
Sniper on the left!
Sniper Down!
Rockets on platform beta!
Rockets down!
Engage in 'Flag Grab' plan Echo.
Echo engaged!
Exit Strategy Alpha-1!"
Red team flag scored."

RedvsBlue:
"Wait, wait, where is.....SHUT UP SHUT UP...move over there!! Get out of my way dumbass! Who has the rockets? Holy CRAP! I said get oUT OF MY WAY! ..holy craP!!! Somebody try reasoning with them!!! to your left!!! YOUR OTHER LEFT!! I need amo!! STOP SHOOTING ME JOEL!! Wait are WE red!? THEY WON"T LISTEN. Flag taken. THEY JUST KEEP SHOOTING!! JOEL!! I AM ON YOUR TEAM!! WHere did that come from?! HOLY CRAAP WHY WON"T I RESPON... who is throwing GRenad....WHO TOOK THE SHOTGUN!?? wait i think i saw one!! I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOUR going to wrong way...WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM!?? Gus your taking fire!...nvrmind. Wait, WHERE DID THE Flag gO!? WE have a flag?? whoops! SRRY, thats my grenade...WHERE DID THEY GET THat TANK FROM?! What does our flag look like!?? wait i can snipe them!! YOU ONLY HAVE AN SMG!?
I"LL SNIPE YOU, YOU BASTARD!! Hey, i killed church...cooool. DON"T THROW CONTROLLERS AT ME......GUS KEEP Trash TALKING TO THEM, that will show our dominance.......How DID I DIE!? wait, aren't we playing....where is the ball!??
flag scored.
game over."

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