Ok...
So like these guys were trying to pick a fight with me- and they were all "Whatcha gonna do? Your just an artist! You cant fight!" So i said "What do you call someone who studies Karate? Or Judo? or Kung-fu?" and they said "A Martial artis-- oh crap guys! HE KNOWS KUNGFU!! GET THE GUNS!" So like they start shooting at me and I'm like blocking the bullets with my fists- and then Chuck Norris dropped in and crushed there heads between his thighs and then winked at me and gave a gay looking smile so i got really creeped out and so i shot a tactical nuclear missile at him that turned him into goo but he still had his cowboy hat on... so -- that's why i didn't get to sleep until 3am... it wasn't because I was busy talking to one of the greatest girls in the world... oh wait-- never mind-- i was talking to one of the greatest girls in the world-- so like- the rest of this journal must have been all made up... or something...

Ok...

So like these guys were trying to pick a fight with me- and they were all "Whatcha gonna do? Your just an artist! You cant fight!" So i said "What do you call someone who studies Karate? Or Judo? or Kung-fu?" and they said "A Martial artis-- oh crap guys! HE KNOWS KUNGFU!! GET THE GUNS!" So like they start shooting at me and I'm like blocking the bullets with my fists- and then Chuck Norris dropped in and crushed there heads between his thighs and then winked at me and gave a gay looking smile so i got really creeped out and so i shot a tactical nuclear missile at him that turned him into goo but he still had his cowboy hat on... so -- that's why i didn't get to sleep until 3am... it wasn't because I was busy talking to one of the greatest girls in the world... oh wait-- never mind-- i was talking to one of the greatest girls in the world-- so like- the rest of this journal must have been all made up... or something...