19 year-old male from England My hell would be to go up to the check-out and the check-out lady says 'you've got more than 9 items.' So i say 'fine I'll just have the biscuits' she replies 'ah but theres more than 9 biscuits in that packet' so i rip open the wrapper and shout 'FINE I'll just have 1 biscuit!' and again she says 'no theres more than 9 Atoms in that biscuit.' upon hearing this i get a Particle accelerator and zap the biscuit she then says 'No theres more than 9 sub-atomic particles in that proton.' So i get a big mallet and smash it all up the remains into Micro-fluff, Then the pixies come in and steal it running away screaming 'YAY