Diablo 2
I demand that everyone start playing diablo 2 lod!!! Jacob, Ian, and I have been playing for a while now and need some backup for additional fun. If you are gonna start playing go USEast and make a ladder character. Why should you play diablo 2?  THATS WHY!! That paladin just slew the shit out of that carver and decided to kneel down in the brilliant light for a brilliant photo displaying his badassery. You should be convinced by now unless you are gay as hell. Despite the games obvious greatness there are still a couple or three naysayers out there. One of them is Jordan and the other is his brother Marcus. They say dumb things like, "Diablo 2 is just a potion drinking simulator" or, "All you do in Diablo 2 is drink potions." BAH! PFFF! BAH! The only people on Diablo 2 who drink potions are ninnies. I make it a point to never drink a single potion ever, which has made me number 1. I usually never even wear armor or use weapons either, I just walk up to the bosses and punch their faces in until they drop mad lewts, which I then sell to merchants for gold, buy potions with the gold, and then I use them to defeat my enemies by throwing them at them. I give the leftovers to Jacob and save the rest in case Jordan or Marcus ever decide to play, god forbid they don't have enough potions. So start playing diablo now!!!!! |
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