First blog
K so a couple of people suggested that I just do an entire page of randomness, actually nobody said that I just made it up (hey look ive already started) anywho HERE IT IS!!!

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One day I was walking down the street when I see this dead guy next to a magizine. So I pick up the magizine, and keep on walking. And one of my buddies was with me and they're like "WTF!" to me so im like "WHAT!" and then they point at the dead body and im like "Yeah ur right, someone could step on that and hurt themselves, we should move it out of the way. I'll grab the arms, u can get the legs."

So my buddy is all like "are you FUCKING serious!" And I go "What! Oh yeah your right we should take some of his stuff first. Just for the record I got dibs on the rolex ( I TOTALLY didn't take that from anywhere….only a nerd would know and no one listens to them anyway so I win)." And he's just acting like he's never seen some dead guy on the street. So he's calling 911 (after I told him he shouldn't) and the cops show up like 5 mins later and my friend's tellin them what happened and then they go "wait wait wait wait…your telling me we had to come here during our lunch break, just cuz some fuckface sees a dead body on the street, jesus christ why dont you call the FUCKING army kid, DAMN'T!" and then I start laughing and go "I know right, what a retard."

Now there are some people who tell me they had truble following my first blog (Ryan)

So im breaking it down into differet parts. That was part one. (Plus this helps take up space so I don't have to right a whole fucking page)



PART 2

So the cops are still pissed at my buddy and the're like "well did you at least have the decency to move it out of the way so no one would step on it and hurt themselves. And for the love of god, please tell me you took some of his stuff, I mean the guy has a fucking rolex. You know what…dibs"

And to them im like "Too late, already called it." And my friends just looking at me like ive gone mad, so I explain the international dibs rule and he's STILL looking at me like ive gone coocoo for fucking coco puffs. Then I hear him say "they…they didn't care, they didn't even care…."

So I go "I swear to god dude if u don't shut the fuck up im gonna kick ur ass, I FUCKING told you and u didn't listen, I mean THANK GOD I called dibs on the rolex or else I would be even more pissed"

You know what, fuck the page thing that's right, I said it, FUCK IT! Lol just so everyone who dosnt actually talk to me (most people at the school jk im not that much of a loser, only like half) knows, im not nearly this big of an asshole J.

Well im close to the end of the page so ill just fill it up with nonsense. Ummmm…. K how bout the secret to happiness, yeah that'l work k you'll need: sugar, spice, and everything nice… wow coming from a guy that sounds REALLY gay, k no more of that.

Uh-oh here comes the end of the page its getting closer, closer, goodbye everyone ill mi-

yeah that was the end of the page on microsoft word so, ya know just to avoid any confusion with my crappy yokes. HAHAHAHA!!!! i said YOKES instead of JOKES when i was making a point about my JOKES HAHAHAH!!!

wow i am fucking wierd

First blog
K so a couple of people suggested that I just do an entire page of randomness, actually nobody said that I just made it up (hey look ive already started) anywho HERE IT IS!!!

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

One day I was walking down the street when I see this dead guy next to a magizine. So I pick up the magizine, and keep on walking. And one of my buddies was with me and they're like "WTF!" to me so im like "WHAT!" and then they point at the dead body and im like "Yeah ur right, someone could step on that and hurt themselves, we should move it out of the way. I'll grab the arms, u can get the legs."

So my buddy is all like "are you FUCKING serious!" And I go "What! Oh yeah your right we should take some of his stuff first. Just for the record I got dibs on the rolex ( I TOTALLY didn't take that from anywhere….only a nerd would know and no one listens to them anyway so I win)." And he's just acting like he's never seen some dead guy on the street. So he's calling 911 (after I told him he shouldn't) and the cops show up like 5 mins later and my friend's tellin them what happened and then they go "wait wait wait wait…your telling me we had to come here during our lunch break, just cuz some fuckface sees a dead body on the street, jesus christ why dont you call the FUCKING army kid, DAMN'T!" and then I start laughing and go "I know right, what a retard."

Now there are some people who tell me they had truble following my first blog (Ryan)

So im breaking it down into differet parts. That was part one. (Plus this helps take up space so I don't have to right a whole fucking page)



PART 2

So the cops are still pissed at my buddy and the're like "well did you at least have the decency to move it out of the way so no one would step on it and hurt themselves. And for the love of god, please tell me you took some of his stuff, I mean the guy has a fucking rolex. You know what…dibs"

And to them im like "Too late, already called it." And my friends just looking at me like ive gone mad, so I explain the international dibs rule and he's STILL looking at me like ive gone coocoo for fucking coco puffs. Then I hear him say "they…they didn't care, they didn't even care…."

So I go "I swear to god dude if u don't shut the fuck up im gonna kick ur ass, I FUCKING told you and u didn't listen, I mean THANK GOD I called dibs on the rolex or else I would be even more pissed"

You know what, fuck the page thing that's right, I said it, FUCK IT! Lol just so everyone who dosnt actually talk to me (most people at the school jk im not that much of a loser, only like half) knows, im not nearly this big of an asshole J.

Well im close to the end of the page so ill just fill it up with nonsense. Ummmm…. K how bout the secret to happiness, yeah that'l work k you'll need: sugar, spice, and everything nice… wow coming from a guy that sounds REALLY gay, k no more of that.

Uh-oh here comes the end of the page its getting closer, closer, goodbye everyone ill mi-

yeah that was the end of the page on microsoft word so, ya know just to avoid any confusion with my crappy yokes. HAHAHAHA!!!! i said YOKES instead of JOKES when i was making a point about my JOKES HAHAHAH!!!

wow i am fucking wierd