Strangers on a TrainI lost my wallet on the subway.However. Before I even knew it was gone, I had an email on my phone telling me this woman's uncle had found it, didn't speak english, and didn't know what to do with it. So, they found a bunch of my business cards in there and she emailed me. Like an hour later. They brought it to the police station where I could get it with out, you know, being A CREEPY CRAZY FUCKING WEIRDO IN THEIR HOUSE because wallet heroes do NOT need such a thing. So anyway. This could have, obviously been a huge disaster (business amex, my credit cards, various IDs, key card to my office, Zipcar card, ETCETERA were in there) or at the very least a huge inconvenience. And instead it made me realize that people don't 100% suck. So kids, please be nice. Tip your bartenders, give blood, return lost wallets, pet hobos, recycle and help old ladies with their groceries. It just makes it a much better place to be, dig? In other news, my heart has turned inside out. Martha Marin is only just a girl, after all. |
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