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MarthaMarin
36 year-old female from Boston, MA
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November 11th, 2009

Strangers on a Train

I lost my wallet on the subway.

However.

Before I even knew it was gone, I had an email on my phone telling me this woman's uncle had found it, didn't speak english, and didn't know what to do with it. So, they found a bunch of my business cards in there and she emailed me. Like an hour later.

They brought it to the police station where I could get it with out, you know, being A CREEPY CRAZY FUCKING WEIRDO IN THEIR HOUSE because wallet heroes do NOT need such a thing.

So anyway.

This could have, obviously been a huge disaster (business amex, my credit cards, various IDs, key card to my office, Zipcar card, ETCETERA were in there) or at the very least a huge inconvenience. And instead it made me realize that people don't 100% suck.

So kids, please be nice. Tip your bartenders, give blood, return lost wallets, pet hobos, recycle and help old ladies with their groceries. It just makes it a much better place to be, dig?


In other news, my heart has turned inside out.



Martha Marin is only just a girl, after all.
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Just thought I'd swing by and say hi.
Hiya chicky
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Hey.
It's That crazy guy's birthday today.
He'd probably never get over it if he got a birthday wish from you.
If you do this, I will buy you a drink the next time you are in Las Vegas.
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I'm into it.

Either way, we both win.
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how about I send you my butt and you kiss it?
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marfa, i need the recipe for your soup you made us so i can tell my mommy
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Hope you had a fun time last night...
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Man, I didn't even do a costume this year...
*hangs head in shame*
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well if you wanted to mail me some of that loot I wouldn't say no....

Nah, actually it's good to have a quick chat with you again. I've been so busy with the teaching degree that I haven't had a chance to catch up with a lot of folks here on RvB like I'd like...


But be sure to get cute pics of the little guy in costume to show us.
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Got any interesting Halloween plans hun?

I'll be tutoring during the day and doing a horror spoof marathon come nighttime.
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