Dear guests at weddings
I know you put allot of effort into trying to figure out how light bulbs work or coming up with an explanation as to why we haven't domesticated those giant flying sheep that occasionally drift across your vision as you blankly stare slack jawed and drooling into the heart of the sun so it must be really frustrating when us pesky waiters break your focus by bringing you food or offering to refill your glass with a drink of choice.
while I realise how much of a massive inconvenience suffering through the rigmarole of being served a three course meal just so I can spend several hours indulging my cutlery polishing fetish (why exactly a new set of cutlery for each dish is beyond me, I can ...

Dear guests at weddings
I know you put allot of effort into trying to figure out how light bulbs work or coming up with an explanation as to why we haven't domesticated those giant flying sheep that occasionally drift across your vision as you blankly stare slack jawed and drooling into the heart of the sun so it must be really frustrating when us pesky waiters break your focus by bringing you food or offering to refill your glass with a drink of choice.
while I realise how much of a massive inconvenience suffering through the rigmarole of being served a three course meal just so I can spend several hours indulging my cutlery polishing fetish (why exactly a new set of cutlery for each dish is beyond me, I can only assume the management is worried that left to your own devices between courses you'll try and stick the fork up your nose again) but I'd really appreciate it if when you drop your glass over and smash it so I have to go on my hands and knees like a dog go sweep it up that broken glass that you dont call over your friends and complain that I'm blocking your way