Drunk Friend: I want to put my dick in the microwave. That way, it can turn into a magic new creature that runs off of microwaves instead of gas... but then i might have to stick my dick in the microwve all the time...

Me: yeah. that would probably hurt dude

DF: Yeah, but then it'd be the best penis on Earth... Mars, Jupiter, Satun, Uranus. Haha, Uranus... Penis.

Me: Sure bro...

DF: I can't find my pants. My testicles are scary. They scared away my pants.

Me: It's ok dude. Just go to sleep. Im sure you can get your pants tomorrow morning.

DF: Yeah. Ugh... [barfs loudly while still on the mic]...

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Drunk Friend: I want to put my dick in the microwave. That way, it can turn into a magic new creature that runs off of microwaves instead of gas... but then i might have to stick my dick in the microwve all the time...

Me: yeah. that would probably hurt dude

DF: Yeah, but then it'd be the best penis on Earth... Mars, Jupiter, Satun, Uranus. Haha, Uranus... Penis.

Me: Sure bro...

DF: I can't find my pants. My testicles are scary. They scared away my pants.

Me: It's ok dude. Just go to sleep. Im sure you can get your pants tomorrow morning.

DF: Yeah. Ugh... [barfs loudly while still on the mic]

Me: ... you ok bro?

DF: Yeah. I just want to pass out now... on the floor. Its like im homeless!

[signs off Xbox]