"Greetings, all my wonderful fans! It is I, NORA VALKYRIE! And I am here to address an issue I am sure that all of you have had on your mind. As we are all well aware, the second season of RWBY Chibi is set to launch in May. MAY! That's only a few months away! And as we are also aware, nothing bad ever happened in that series. Eeeeeeeeeever. However, a number of our cast now sport cool-looking body parts with tragic backstories! How will the producers reconcile this obvious contradiction? Below, I postulate a possible solution!"
Ruby was happily skipping along, humming a tune to herself, when she noticed somebody off to the side. "Oh! Hello Yang!"
"Hey there sis!" Yang waved her hand. "What's up?"
"OH MY GOSH! YOUR ARM! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"Huh? Oh, no, this is just a glove." Yang took off the glove. "See? Totally normal hand underneath."
"Oh. Huh." Ruby nodded. "Gotta say, that's a very detailed-looking glove."
"I know, right? Anyway, I gotta go meet Blake. Laters!"
Ruby shrugged, skipping further along the path, and eventually ran into someone else. "Oh, hey Mercury!"
"Hey there, Ruby. Have you seen a kitten anywhere?" Mercury lifted his foot. "Not sure whether I got the little guy or not--"
"OH MY GOSH! YOUR LEGS! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"What? Oh." Mercury chuckled, reaching down. "These are just my kitten-stomping boots! See?"
"Oh. Wow." Ruby looked at the boot in his hand. "You know, ominous name aside, I'm kind of surprised. It really looked like you had holes in your legs."
"I've got thin ankles." Mercury looked behind her. "Oh, there's the kitty! COME ON!"
Ruby watched him charge off. "Uh, that's actually Blake and--" At Yang's loud battlecry, she winced and began backing away. "Okay, yeah, not going to get involved in that--Ooof!" The girl turned around quickly. "I'm so sorry--General Ironwood!"
"Miss Rose. Have you seen my shirt?" The general glanced around. "I seem to have misplaced it--"
"OH MY GOSH! YOUR... UH... ENTIRE RIGHT SIDE! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"Hmm? Ah." Ironwood brushed his shoulder off. "Don't worry, miss Rose, it's just a tattoo."
Ruby stared, nonplussed, as the general continued looking for his shirt.
After a moment she sighed. "I wish I was legal."