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November 11th, 2009

Great Illness Kicked My Ass

But I now stand atop it victorious.

Flaming T-Rexes fall from the blood red sky behind me and I pose in a Frank Frazetta pose with a savage woman at my feet adoring me.

It was bad when it was going. I could barely talk, breathe, and had no energy to do anything but play Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (which is a 6/10 by the way). Couldn't afford a doctor so we did what is commonly known as stupid and self-medicated. Guess what! I guessed right! I'm feeling a fuckton better.

So I see the internet hasn't devolved into a Mad Max world yet....still waiting for that 'enter the computer' tech so we can all fight over Cookies and have a clearly fake mustachio'd Data with six shooters firing at us. Hopefully Michael Dorn will save us.

Eh, who am I kidding. I feel like the bastard can turn around and say, "Fuck it. I don't take shit from anyone!" And the battle would begin anew. And after the thrashing we both took it's likely going to end messily.

It's like the Incredible Hulk verse Juggernaut.

Erm....but seriously don't worry too damn much. The worst is over by a lot.

....erm...I know I'll end this by copying and pasting my latest message to Geekers which....it's explain itself:

Sorry went AFK there for a while....which means bathroom break. It wouldn't have happened if the FDA would fucking ok my designs on the toilet/computer chair! But they're all 'it's not sanitary!' Of fucking course it's not! But neither is public bathrooms and we use them! Hell drill Sargent apparently love eating off of their floors! Who's gonna crack down on that shit, hmm? No one. It's fucking politics, sir.

Of course, if I did get such a chair it'd only be a matter of minutes before the first costumer figures out that with WiFi and a laptop he could just move the chair to the kitchen next to the fridge and who wants to live in a society where that's acceptable? I mean it's bad enough that you have to assume that like 80% of the guys you're talking to online are wacking it....plus WiFi plus bathroom opens all kinds of doors best left closed.

....but a fat guy on a computer chair/toilet with a laptop lightly burning his massive thighs as he eats a hogie right out of the fridge may be the greatest and most accurate description of the internet thus far in its existance.

What the hell were we talking about? Who the fuck's Tucker Max?

Thanks for Reading.

EDIT:

Geekers pointed me in the direction of Tucker Max. Here's the Midget Story I think it's a good representation of the man.

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NAME

Tim

OCCUPATION

Writer and a Hack

BIRTHDAY

May 27th, 1986

INTERESTS

I honestly don't know anymore.

FAVORITE MUSIC

Metallica David Bowie U2 Ice Cube N.W.A. Dr Dre Tom Petty Thin Lizzy Greenskeepers Dropkick Murphys Floggin Molly The Seatbelts Danzig Linkin Park Rollin Stones Aerosmith the Eels Foghat Godsmack Nine Inch Nails Johnny Cash The Doors Hank Williams Alice in Chains Immortal Technique Nirvana Ramones Gorillaz Green Day Lynard Skynard Ozzy Black Sabbath Megadeth Audioslave Pearl Jam System of a Down Bob Seager Heart Hendrix Lorena McKennit Meat Puppets Queen Queen of the Stone Age Red Hot Chili Peppers The Beatles The Clash The Easy Beats Rage Against the Machine The Misfits The Who Stevie Wonder I could really go on and on and bore you.

FAVORITE MOVIES

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Ghostbusters Spider-Man 1-3 Clerks Chasing Amy Dogma Clerks 2 Batman 1989 Batman Begins The Dark Knight Iron Man The Man Who Would Be King Green Mile The Shawshank Redemption Goodfellas Empire Strikes Back Die Hard Pulp Fiction Tombstone Kill Bill Casablanca Rocky Apocalypse Now The Searchers Million Dollar Baby American Beauty Saving Private Ryan The Incredibles Ratatouille Casino Royale Sergeant York Eastern Promises Godfather History of Violence V for Vendetta Matrix Rear Window Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Jaws Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Back to the Future Terminator 2: Judgment Day The Lion King Toy Story Toy Story 2 There Will Be Blood Heat The Untouchables The Departed Letters from Iwo Jima Cape Fear The Color of Money Fistful of Dollars For a Few Dollars More The Good The Bad and the Ugly Shane The Shining Ali The Big Labowski O Brother Where Art Thou? Shit Out of Room.

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Scrubs Buffy Firefly ATHF South Park How I Met Your Mother Frasier Cheers Taxi Futurama Venture Bros. Mythbusters Cash Cab Modern Marvels My Name is Earl Full Metal Alchemist Cowboy Bebop Trigun Battlestar Galactica Star Trek: The Next Generation Robot Chicken King of the Hill Doctor Who Ghost in the Shell Arrested Development.

FAVORITE BOOKS

Hearts in Atlantis Crooked Little Vein Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 Transmetropolitan IT The Stand de Morte d'Arthur The Once and Future King The Man Who Would Be King Lord of the Flies Brave New World Alice in Wonderland Animal Farm Count of Monte Cristo Of Mice and Men Catcher in the Rye Preacher and more and more and more.

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

Halo Half-Life Thief 1-3 Myth 1 and 2 Diablo StarCraft WarCraft KOTOR GTA 3-Whatever... I like video games. I like them good.

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MoreLikePuma

Posted 17 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
I wished this trip would take us past your neck of the 100 acre wood, but sadly, I-10 runs along the US/Mexican border.

ErokDragun

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it is almost an hour long and had a lot of info...a few key points I can recall easily is that:

*there were vaccines made by an american pharm comp and at one of its euro sites and was going to be distributed to several euro countries...a sample was randomly tested and it contained two active flu virus...a highly contagious/low lethality one and a low contagion/high lethality one...in the same vaccine. Thousands of them...comp said it was a mistake on their part.

*the WHO definition of pandemic has been changed from 08 to 09. use to be: contagion in multiple countries w/ fatalities. now it is :contagion in multiple countries

* when WHO announces a pandemic, the rules change for all countries associated w/ the UN. What WHO says goes from being recommendations to being considered orders.

*WHO wants to make vaccination against the A-H1N1 virus mandatory.

all of this explained to you by a medically trained nun.

Post edited 11/13/09 9:51PM

ChipperHalf

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Posted 1 week ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
And yet they're still number one. It's horrific.

ChipperHalf

Geek Girl

Posted 1 week ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
I KNOW. I watched it last night. I was in so much shock. Did they think they wouldn't be caught?!

ChipperHalf

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Posted 1 week ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
made me laugh out loud!

jedipoet

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Posted 1 week ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
the yellow lines represent alternate paths that human migrations took, with the red indicating my DNAs path. if i had been of asain or south american decent the yellow lines to the right on mine would be red along which ever path i took.

ChipperHalf

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I know that it's a subversive show. That they're presenting these things in a way that you go 'man that shit is insane.' The truth is though that it STILL HAPPENS. We're not nearly as far away from that time as we'd like to think, and there are still a great number of men (and even women) who think that is the way life should be. Maybe the show does not, but I'm sure there are a few fans that watch it and secretly go 'yes, that's the way a man's life should be, too bad everything's stupid and PC now.' I don't blame the show, that's why I don't have any problem with the show, the actors, or the writers. I just don't find any of that entertainment. I'm sure one of these days I'll sit down and watch it, maybe years from now or months from now, but until then I have other things to watch and catch up on that I enjoy watching and want to watch.

ChipperHalf

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Posted 3 weeks ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Of course it's the chauvinism. And I am fully aware that it is the times and the show is just trying to reflect that. I hate every second of it and I never, ever want to relive the 50's if that's how it was. If anything the show is doing well by causing my hatred, lol, it means that it is authentic, but it also means I'll get too angry to ever watch it.

MoreLikePuma

Posted 3 weeks ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
I U In a gay sort of way.

MoreLikePuma

Posted 3 weeks ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
I've already had to explain this in a few different personal comments. There was no hospital bedside. She got stapled and went home, it's not like she was in a coma, and I only knew she went to the hospital until she called me from home.