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22 year-old male from None of Your Business
I am a teen in love. And I don't have a job.... See where my life is...
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I will just post a lyric today...
White and Nerdy (Weird Al Yankovich)

They see me mowin my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the ganstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm champion at D&D
M. C. Escher, that's my favorite M. C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find their quite stationary
All of action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is totally pimped out
Got people begging for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grill, but I still wear braces
I order all my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've seen my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
Ain't got no gat, but I got a soldering gun (what)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick you butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the ganstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin, inspectin
X-Men comics you know i collect them
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code,who do the call
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in the AV club and Glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin, they laughin
And rollin their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

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