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clarence034
39 year-old male from Winchester, VA




98% of all teenagers does, or has tried, pot. If you are one of the 2% that hasn't, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?




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PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I probably shouldn't admit it, but I am fighting for the Pie Army.

As if it wasn't already obvious and apparent.

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Name Clarence
Occupation Student
Birthday December 16th, 1972
Interests Everything interests me unless it's not very interesting. Mainly I look at women. They are nice to look at especially when they walk. Everything tends to move in a very pleasing fashion. I like that. Since I enjoy women so much I want them all to know: 1) Even the women in Playboy don&#039;t look like the women in Playboy. 2) You only think you are fat because homosexuals run the fashion industry and the only use they have for women is as a clotheshanger. 3) If you think your butt is too big get a second (hopefully heterosexual male) opinion---most of us like a little &quot;Junk in the Trunk." 4) Even if you are a little big/small/ugly/stupid/smelly/<;insert other term of repulsion here> there is most likely a completely acceptable if not wonderful man out there who will love you just like you are and wouldn't want you any other way. 5) If you don9;t learn to apologize when you're wrong what kind of relationships do you think you're going to have??? I like pie.
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Music I love it when women sing (sensing a pattern yet?). Belly Throwing Muses Edie Brickel Kate Bush old Fleetwood Mac Pixies (saw 'em in concert--AWESOME)...also love Pink Floyd the greatest band ever (saw 'em in concert but without Roger Waters--still pretty awesome). I hate Rap and "Urban Contemporary " which is essentially R+B singers who want to be rappers even though they have talent. I hate any band that has a singer that sounds like he&#039;s screaming at someone he is about to beat to death (even though beating deaths totally rule). If you9;re harder to understand than "Motorhead " then I want no part of what you're selling. &quot;Motorhead" is the cut-off and Ace of Spades is a kick-ass song.
Movies 99.97% of all movie nudity is female. Ain't it great to be a guy? Kevin Smith�39;s stuff is great even though Ben Affleck should be shot---Out of a cannon---Into a brick wall---I hate Ben Affleck.
TV Shows Adult Swim is starting to bore me. I used to love it but the new stuff is weak stupid pointless stuff. They need to bring back ATHF and Sealab 2021. My Name Is Earl is the best thing on TV right now. I&#039;m fighting my age and it's obvious because I find myself watching news channels (and wondering why there aren�39;t any videos on MTV). FUSE is the best music station on TV. I also like porn but I have a penis so that goes without saying.
Books HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY BABY!!!!! It is the best book ever except for that one my deity wrote or had transcribed by men or whatever. I have a moral obligation to call that one #1 but after that I love the Guide. I loved the Dark Tower until the last book. That ending was effed up. WTF Steve? WTF?
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