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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming, like the passengers in his car There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? www.CoolFunnyQuotes.com |
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