My Household Appliance Is On DrugsRiddle me this:What object has to support a road trip to Melbourne...of just one person...who just came back from America...and is a complete idiot about thriftiness...and is not really feeling up to that task? If you answered me, you're wrong. The correct answer was my bank balance. I'm going to try and beg an extra $50 off my father for 'insurance' purposes. Not because I won't be able to afford the petrol, mind you, but because I was instructed to bring booze. I'm Dac, dammit! If I'm told to have booze then god help me, I will find a way to have booze! Plus, you know, once payday kicks in next week I'll pay him back. I'm still just dirt poor after America and didn't remember until two days ago that my work pays every two weeks, not one. So anyway, that rant about covers why I'm putting this up early and where I'll be this weekend...this is normally where I'd report about my week but it was boring. Literally the only thing worth noting is an innocent question I got asked by a girl at work today: "I don't know what a double entendre is, can you fill me in?" Day made. So, with nothing else left to talk about but in the mood to have some fun (I've been reading Warren Ellis's Wikiquote. That man can get you going), here I present, dun dun daaaaaaaahhh... Dac's Synonym List! And the word of the day is: DRUNK! Shall we? Feel free to add your own! -Hammered -Smashed -Maggotted -Sloshed -Wasted -Off it -Off his face -Pissed -Steamed up -Fucked up -Trashed -Shitfaced -Arseholed -Harvey'd -AA'd -Blind -Munted -Boozed up -Diced -O'Malley'd -Intoxicated -Tanked -Inebriated -On a bender -Hyped up on happy juice -Dancing the drink -Saliva dried -Worse than Swingo SEE YOU ON MONDAY, KIDS! (Believe it or not, I'm sober right now) |
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